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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/23/2009 9:51:16 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Worse news: Your daughter's gonna wear a tux and be the "husband".
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
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If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/25/2009 1:49:55 AM
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Good news: You just won a major part in a hollywood movie starring Brad Pitt.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/25/2009 5:11:50 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Bad News: You only get paid $20 for 3 days work.
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/26/2009 1:16:14 PM
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allisonbrett
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Worse news: the part is a nasty troll so you'll be wearing 70 pounds of makeup, wig and look like Shrek on steroids. Oh, and Brad won't be filming the days you are on the set.
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A work in progress so please be patient, God is still working on me. Ouch, it sure is painful!
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/26/2009 4:52:45 PM
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Good news: You just paid off your mortgage.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/26/2009 8:55:04 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Bad News: You borrowed the money from a loan shark and you paid 200% interest.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/28/2009 1:13:25 PM
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still4gvn
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worse news: you're late paying and he's threatening to 'teach you a lesson'.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/28/2009 1:16:19 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Good news: You just found out you're pregnant.
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/28/2009 7:21:53 PM
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Kerrlaw
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Bad news: The father is "multiple choice".
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/29/2009 12:38:47 PM
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still4gvn
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worse news: none of them are able to pay child support
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/29/2009 4:54:32 PM
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allisonbrett
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Good news! Your birthday is coming up and you find an email confirming a luxury cruise for two in his brief case.
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A work in progress so please be patient, God is still working on me. Ouch, it sure is painful!
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/29/2009 5:04:52 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Bad news: You also find out the other ticket in his briefcase is not for you.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/30/2009 11:09:22 AM
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allisonbrett
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Worse news: it's a one way ticket.
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A work in progress so please be patient, God is still working on me. Ouch, it sure is painful!
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/30/2009 12:15:02 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Good news: You meet a group of people who want to be your friends.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/30/2009 5:18:34 PM
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still4gvn
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bad news: they are kind of mysterious about their lifestyle.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/30/2009 9:04:27 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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worse news: they're in a kidnapping, mind-washing cult and they wisk you away to their compound in the desert.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/5/2009 12:52:43 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Bad news: they also tell you their cousins will be moving into their old place.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/7/2009 6:59:03 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Bummer, Allison! Good thing they moved.
Good news: You get to be on national TV.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/11/2009 10:33:38 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Bad news: It's on the news channel...you're in a high speed chase.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/13/2009 10:53:22 AM
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m4maggie
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Good News: You've found twenty dollars in your winter coat pocket
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/13/2009 11:57:47 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Bad news: it was counterfeit.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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