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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/17/2009 11:25:17 PM
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still4gvn
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bad news: some of the forum posters try to use Jedi mind tricks on you.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/18/2009 12:19:21 AM
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m4maggie
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worse news: these mind tricks force you to download some weirdo virus and now you've accidentally deleted your entire hard drive
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/18/2009 12:53:08 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Good news: Your friend tells you that her boyfriend just asked her to marry him!
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/18/2009 3:38:31 PM
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heremainsfaithful
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Good news - your brilliant husband just finished his dissertation
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/18/2009 8:30:57 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Bad news: it was on the "Adult" entertainment business.
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/18/2009 8:39:03 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Good news: You meet a great person at Christianity.Com and you arrange to meet them in person.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/18/2009 10:46:16 PM
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m4maggie
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Bad news: when you arrange to meet, the address you get is of the nearby maximum security prison
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/18/2009 10:57:08 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Worse news: He/She's on death row for killing their pen pal.
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/18/2009 11:43:13 PM
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m4maggie
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Good News: you manage to get the only copy of a book at the library you've been wanting to read forever
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/19/2009 12:11:06 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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bad news: the crazy bag lady also wanted to check that book out. She knows you got it--and she's angry.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/19/2009 12:48:48 PM
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heremainsfaithful
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Worse news...the crazy bag lady really DOES talk to aliens, and they are coming to abduct you
(Per my post above, I will be checking the contents of my husband's dissertation as soon as I get home - ha!!)
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Jer. 29:11, II Tim. 2:13, Jude 24, 25
https://www2.xlibris.com/bookstore/bookdisplay.aspx?bookid=58896
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/19/2009 3:49:42 PM
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allisonbrett
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Bad news: more than just what you planted is coming up...
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A work in progress so please be patient, God is still working on me. Ouch, it sure is painful!
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/19/2009 5:35:56 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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worse news: she married a man named Shirley and they swap clothes. (High heels and push-up bras included.)
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/19/2009 10:48:04 PM
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m4maggie
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Good news: those "skinny" jeans you've been dieting and exercising to get your bum into finally fit!
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/20/2009 12:51:21 AM
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March7
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Bad news: The zipper stuck once you got them pulled on.
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