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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/20/2009 4:17:35 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Bad news: it's from an old boyfriend/girlfriend and if you cash it, it's a sign (in their mind) that you're still in love with them and they can come over and bother you 24/7.
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/21/2009 9:02:52 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Good news: You run into an old friend from High School.
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/22/2009 1:04:14 PM
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allisonbrett
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Bad news: She wants to use you as a character reference for her parole officer
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A work in progress so please be patient, God is still working on me. Ouch, it sure is painful!
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/22/2009 3:10:18 PM
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m4maggie
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worse news: they still remembered that you owe them $20 and they want it back... with interest!
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/22/2009 4:01:40 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Good news: Your pie wins 1st place at the State Fair.
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/23/2009 11:50:52 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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worse news: You (a guy) grabbed your mom's blouse as one of the few things you hurriedly put on.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/27/2009 1:26:36 AM
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still4gvn
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good news: your kid got all 'A's'
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/27/2009 9:38:04 AM
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m4maggie
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bad news: you just found out that your kid had to "call in a few favours" to get these good grades
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/27/2009 11:05:36 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Good news: You get an award from your Mayor.
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/28/2009 8:51:29 PM
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m4maggie
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Bad news: You're confused, but you go and invite your whole family to the awards ceremony. When the mayor calls you upstage, he humiliates you by saying "You're not _________! Who the heck are you!?!?"
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/28/2009 9:30:22 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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worse news: your brother--who you can't stand--is the person who's really getting the award.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 10/30/2009 7:23:02 PM
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Bad news: You're allergic to all dairy products, which give you hives.
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