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Random -> Buying Groceries a sin? (Grocery sinners support thread!) (3/15/2007 8:11:17 PM)

Is it a sin to buy groceries?

What if you are wearing a blue shirt while you do it?

What if you have to drive past a gas station to get to the grocery store?




Random -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 8:45:28 PM)

P.S. Please use Scripture to support your response.




spectre16 -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 8:45:53 PM)

are you a liberal politician trying to get some stupid law passed? you sound like some of the clowns in d.c. clinton or reid




_Cinderella_ -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 8:46:22 PM)

Is this thread supposed to be funny?




zoebob -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 8:48:15 PM)

a. not necessarily II Malachi 15:24

b. definately Hezekiah 72:6

c. maybe V Peter 6:4

ETA: Scripture




hammurabi -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 8:50:26 PM)

Do you get a Planned Parenthood buy-one-get-one-free-in-nine-months discount on your receipt?




ta_mosquito -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 8:56:19 PM)

It depends, of course, on what kind of groceries you buy. If it's junk food, it's definitely a sin. (Your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit, dontcha know.)

As for the blue shirt, do you think you look good in it? Then it's vanity. Did it cost a lot? Then you're wasting money that should've been given to the poor.

Driving past a gas station is morally neutral, unless you're driving a gas-guzzling SUV. We're to be stewards of the planet, after all.

[8D]

How'd I do?




karlie -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 8:56:26 PM)

quote:

What if you have to drive past a gas station to get to the grocery store?


[:o]




karlie -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 8:57:19 PM)

Sorry, I was too stunned by the sheer sinful nature of that question that I plum forgot about the scripture for it!




Sunnymom -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 8:59:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Random

Is it a sin to buy groceries?


No- because 'groceries' means 'Cheetos' in the original Greek.

quote:

What if you are wearing a blue shirt while you do it?


Is it a blue jean shirt, or just a blue shirt? Cause you know what it means to wear jeans.

quote:

What if you have to drive past a gas station to get to the grocery store?


Its only a sin if you're driving a Pinto.




Random -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 9:01:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: spectre16

are you a liberal politician trying to get some stupid law passed? you sound like some of the clowns in d.c. clinton or reid



That is not a hair question.




Random -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 9:03:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: almost_grinch

Is this thread supposed to be funny?


Apparently not.




Random -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 9:04:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: zoebob

a. not necessarily II Malachi 15:24



But do you buy groceries off your gross or your net?




spectre16 -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 9:05:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Random

quote:

ORIGINAL: spectre16

are you a liberal politician trying to get some stupid law passed? you sound like some of the clowns in d.c. clinton or reid



That is not a hair question.


we are not bringing in Don Trump into this




Random -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 9:05:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hammurabi

Do you get a Planned Parenthood buy-one-get-one-free-in-nine-months discount on your receipt?


No, but I do get free lottery tickets, and a tattoo.




Random -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 9:05:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ta_mosquito

It depends, of course, on what kind of groceries you buy. If it's junk food, it's definitely a sin. (Your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit, dontcha know.)

As for the blue shirt, do you think you look good in it? Then it's vanity. Did it cost a lot? Then you're wasting money that should've been given to the poor.

Driving past a gas station is morally neutral, unless you're driving a gas-guzzling SUV. We're to be stewards of the planet, after all.

[8D]

How'd I do?


I think you are the winner!




Random -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 9:06:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: karlie

quote:

What if you have to drive past a gas station to get to the grocery store?


[:o]



But driving past it means you're not going in. It seems like it would be more of a sin to stop, especially if you buy a Powerball ticket while you're there.




Random -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 9:07:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sunnymom

quote:

ORIGINAL: Random

Is it a sin to buy groceries?


No- because 'groceries' means 'Cheetos' in the original Greek.

quote:

What if you are wearing a blue shirt while you do it?


Is it a blue jean shirt, or just a blue shirt? Cause you know what it means to wear jeans.

quote:

What if you have to drive past a gas station to get to the grocery store?


Its only a sin if you're driving a Pinto.


Maybe we have two winners!




ta_mosquito -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 9:09:20 PM)

quote:

Maybe we have two winners!


Nuh uh! Can't! That's unfair - and God is a God of justice.

You said I was the winner first!




Ps103 -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 9:09:53 PM)

Of course it is a sin. I cannot believe you even had to ask. And the blue shirt? I hope you come to your senses soon.

The driving past a gas station has stunned me so badly I am unable to respond. I can only shake my head in wonder and shock.

What is this world coming to?

[sm=redhairsmile.gif]




karlie -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 9:11:33 PM)

quote:

But driving past it means you're not going in. It seems like it would be more of a sin to stop


That's true. I've heard stores like that actually have... have bottled water in there! [:o] [&:] [:o]




zoebob -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 9:11:56 PM)

But I gave scripture.




Random -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 9:16:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: zoebob

But I gave scripture.


Yeah, but your Scripture was only relevant to peanut butter and Q-Tips.

Still, you can be #1 and Sunnymom can be #2, since she didn't use Scripture. It is a sin to make a post without using Scripture.




shawke -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 9:16:13 PM)

Around here you would be lucky to buy any pork products because cashiers of a certain faith refuse to even scan the merchandise.

So for some it's a grievous sin.




Random -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/15/2007 9:20:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: shawke

Around here you would be lucky to buy any pork products because cashiers of a certain faith refuse to even scan the merchandise.

So for some it's a grievous sin.


Even pork rinds? Wow!

(Ok, so I actually have no idea what pork rinds are, but I assume they are pork products.)




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