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Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/20/2007 10:55:28 AM   
emjayzee


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Status: offline 		All right, here it is. Come out of perpetuity and into modernity!

This is the ALL NEW Troll Thread, without the pages and pages of nonsense brilliance to slop through ponder over(...yet ). So pull up a rock, and watch it grow moss.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/20/2007 5:40:03 PM   
ezri


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So have ya heard any knee slappers lately?

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/20/2007 8:29:28 PM   
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/20/2007 9:33:44 PM   
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/20/2007 10:30:38 PM   
ezri


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ORIGINAL: Hisjoy

Weren't we s'posed to start this in another forum like PFY?



Well you know the best laid plans of mice and men and all....

Cookie anyone?

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/21/2007 12:09:46 AM   
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/21/2007 10:13:37 AM   
AprilMtns


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ORIGINAL: Hisjoy

Weren't we s'posed to start this in another forum like PFY?


I was wondering about that. The reason I was wondering is because I don't know what PFY means.

I know what PTL is, does that count?
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/21/2007 3:55:03 PM   
ezri


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now then, what's PTL for? Pink Teased Locks?

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/22/2007 8:55:52 AM   
AprilMtns


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I know you are going to slap yourself on your forehead:

PTL + Praise The Lord!
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/23/2007 8:59:18 AM   
emjayzee


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Status: offline 		But...but...I thought we were allowed to stay here.

And I suppose if we aren't, then it was pretty trolly of me to start a new thread here, huh?

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/23/2007 9:32:41 AM   
AprilMtns


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Being trolly is the bestest thing in the world!

If it weren't for the trolle who started the trolle thread in the first place, I'm quite sure I wouldn't be in here.

May Trolldom Reign Rain!



*at least here in Wyoming...we're drying up as I speak....
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/23/2007 9:37:17 AM   
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/23/2007 10:15:31 AM   
AprilMtns


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It is soooooo dry where I live...,
if a person spits, it dries before it hits the ground.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/23/2007 12:33:20 PM   
Jamison

 

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/23/2007 2:22:57 PM   
ezri


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ORIGINAL: Jamison

Do you mind if a newbie asks an ignorant question? What, exactly, is the point of this thread? Is it kind of like 'Seinfeld' - a show about nothing? I ask out of simple curiosity. And, by the way, where does the troll fit in here?



No.

Must it have one?

More or Less.

Well, you see... it is kinda like a angry gorilla- they fit anywhere they want to.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/23/2007 3:47:48 PM   
ezri


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I am here to make an announcement that will make your flesh crawl!

I am siting here at my computer with a envelope next to me... We got it in the mail today!

It reads:

URGENT!

HAND CANCEL!

DELIVER AT ONCE!

KEEP OUT OF SUN!

PERISHABLE!

INSURED!

*L*I*V*E* *Q*U*E*E*N* *B*E*E*S!

You read right folks!

I am sitting here at my computer with not one but TWO creepy crawly queen bees (and their courts- thats another 5-6 bees for each queen) buzzing angrily in a perforated envelope next to my keyboard......

My Honey is REALLY happy they are here so quick BUT really sad he isn't! I will get to go out and watch him "Install" the queens this afternoon.

ya know what else! I will be out there with him snapping photos less than 5 foot from the hives (We have three now!) snapping photos happily without any of the bee keeper protective clothing.

The bees are so sweet! (note I have yet to be stung this year so they are "Sweet" now.)

Only a really twisted person could bee happy to have bees sharing a desk with them!

~ezri

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/23/2007 4:18:44 PM   
AprilMtns


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jamison

Do you mind if a newbie asks an ignorant question?

I don't mind. (Of course, most tell me I don't have much of a mind either but that's a long story...)

quote:

What, exactly, is the point of this thread?

If we could figure that out, we would be talking about something interesting like that 'Seinfeld' show.

quote:

Is it kind of like 'Seinfeld' - a show about nothing?

That show was about something else.


quote:

I ask out of simple curiosity. And, by the way, where does the troll fit in here?

Trolls fit in where ever they can. A troll is curious and a bit simple.


Please notice that I forgot to add smileys! Sorry about that.

Feel free to place these where you think I should have added them.



Welcome Jamison!
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/23/2007 4:32:18 PM   
Hisjoy


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In Internet terminology, a troll is someone who intentionally posts derogatory or otherwise inflammatory messages about sensitive topics in an established online community such as an online discussion forum to bait users into responding.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/23/2007 4:33:59 PM   
AprilMtns


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ezri

URGENT!

HAND CANCEL!

DELIVER AT ONCE!

KEEP OUT OF SUN!

PERISHABLE!

INSURED!

*L*I*V*E* *Q*U*E*E*N* *B*E*E*S!

You read right folks!

I am sitting here at my computer with not one but TWO creepy crawly queen bees (and their courts- thats another 5-6 bees for each queen) buzzing angrily in a perforated envelope next to my keyboard......

My Honey is REALLY happy they are here so quick BUT really sad he isn't! I will get to go out and watch him "Install" the queens this afternoon.

ya know what else! I will be out there with him snapping photos less than 5 foot from the hives (We have three now!) snapping photos happily without any of the bee keeper protective clothing.

The bees are so sweet! (note I have yet to be stung this year so they are "Sweet" now.)

Only a really twisted person could bee happy to have bees sharing a desk with them!

~ezri


Yeah, ezri. That is so exciting. But about the bee clothes, I've got a question. (You DID know I was going to ask something stupid didn't 'ya? )

Just what does a Queen Bee wear to the 'Installation'? Are 'ya busy measuring their little waists?

I could go on and on but someone told me it's time for my medicine.
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/23/2007 5:07:47 PM   
emjayzee


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Status: offline 		We are not real trolls, though. This is kind of a place to post those so-called inflammatory statements in a non-threatening atmosphere, if you so choose. If anyone wants to go look up the way that Euty (remember him? ) said it so eloquently not so long ago, that would be great. In here, posts are fair game to be edited, misinterpreted, twisted or otherwise tinkered with for the purpose of humor. The use of color and smileys is encouraged.

So there.

I am trying to get a grill going right now, and with my track record of starting fires this weekend (1 for 5) I am not too optimistic. And my apostrophe is not working which is very frustrating. How odd.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/23/2007 5:13:01 PM   
ezri


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to bait users into responding.


That there is the Point!!! I think!


quote:

Just what does a Queen Bee wear to the 'Installation'? Are 'ya busy measuring their little waists?


She is wearing a lovely creamy white dot upon her thoracic region. I will be wearing a stunning two piece green and blue blouse with black knit dress slacks, black shoes and white socks(Cuz I feel like wearing WHITE socks thats why!) My hair will be up in a hair clip with curls spilling forth over the top of the clip and cascading down the back of my head.

The QUEEN

~ezri

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/24/2007 8:52:33 AM   
AprilMtns


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ezri



quote:

Just what does a Queen Bee wear to the 'Installation'? Are 'ya busy measuring their little waists?


She is wearing a lovely creamy white dot upon her thoracic region. I will be wearing a stunning two piece green and blue blouse with black knit dress slacks, black shoes and white socks(Cuz I feel like wearing WHITE socks thats why!) My hair will be up in a hair clip with curls spilling forth over the top of the clip and cascading down the back of my head.

The QUEEN

~ezri


The Queen ....and the Queen Mother!

Your descriptions are so vivid! So much so, that when I find a subscription to the "Bee Line Enquirer", I don't want to miss a single edition.

How soon will I be able to order Honey? (I think I asked about that a long time ago, but I still don't have one any.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/24/2007 1:15:58 PM   
ezri


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Status: offline 		Well- My Honey has been taken since 1987. So won't do ya any good to try to order a honey from me. Sorry.

as for honey for consumption..... I don't know how much we will have this year... what with it beeing our first full summer with Bees! My Honey went out and got some FREE BEEs this weekend. Some folks up the road had a swarm of bees 20 foot up a tree. My Honey would not take me with him cause he said that our eldest son would be of more help and he KNEW I'd just be snapping pictures of him falling off the ladder and not paying any attention to his pleads for help.

He DID fall off the ladder 3 different times and he commented that it took 2 hours to get them all out and in the end that he felt like he had to nab each bee one at a time and put it in the hive.

the queens have been installed. All seem happy now... except that the FREE BEEs were none too happy with my Honey checking them out yesterday evening.

~ezri

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/24/2007 3:04:19 PM   
AprilMtns


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I guess that's different from Frizbee's?

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 4/25/2007 8:50:17 AM   
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the queens have been installed.

That just sounds...off. Did you know that bees are disappearing all over the country? Very strange. Glad you and your honey are doing your part to help, ezri!

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