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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 12/26/2007 11:28:42 AM   
Eutychus


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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 12/26/2007 3:51:18 PM   
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 12/27/2007 9:10:44 AM   
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 12/27/2007 12:47:44 PM   
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Cats are easy to box. Just put one on the floor and they'll hop right in. Even if it's a 5 pound box and a 15 pound kitty.




Mom called and asked "Who is the happiest with their gifts?" I told her Roger was(roger being one of the cats) She asked what we'd bought the stupid cat- I told her that He had claimed ALL the boxes. The 15 pound cat (okay so he is really 12 pounds)had gone through and sat in, laid down in, rolled around all over each and every box in the house. HE is a HAPPY CAMPER!

~ezri

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<- proof I am not yet qualified for the senior citizens discount. I know it is hard to fully grasp, knowing I have 6 kids, 4 cats, a dog, a silver streak the like of X-Men's Rouge, and a 20yo marriage... Really- I am only 38.
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 12/28/2007 2:05:30 PM   
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Cats are easy to box. Just put one on the floor and they'll hop right in. Even if it's a 5 pound box and a 15 pound kitty.




Mom called and asked "Who is the happiest with their gifts?" I told her Roger was(roger being one of the cats) She asked what we'd bought the stupid cat- I told her that He had claimed ALL the boxes. The 15 pound cat (okay so he is really 12 pounds)had gone through and sat in, laid down in, rolled around all over each and every box in the house. HE is a HAPPY CAMPER!

~ezri

That reminds me, I got one of the hotest gifts of this Christmas season: The Greatest Hits of Roger Whittaker sung by Slim Whitman and arranged by Lawrence Welk.
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/2/2008 8:56:14 AM   
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/2/2008 9:07:05 AM   
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Happy Real New Year!


As opposed to the imitation that I had last year?

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/2/2008 9:11:45 AM   
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Happy Real New Year!


As opposed to the imitation that I had last year?



Mine wasn't an imitation last year so much as it was a rerun of 1929.


Which is rather remarkable since 1929 was several years before my mother was even born.
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/2/2008 11:02:29 AM   
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/2/2008 11:08:16 AM   
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How bout Happy Yew Near!

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Finally, sanity reigns! The world could be a different place if everyone kept their Yew Near this Year!

But then, when I looked it up, I was astonished to find:

YEW make refer to:

Any of various coniferous trees and shrubs in the genus Taxus:
European Yew or Common Yew (Taxus baccata)
Pacific Yew or Western Yew (Taxus brevifolia)
Canadian Yew (Taxus canadensis)
Chinese Yew (Taxus chinensis)
Japanese Yew (Taxus cuspidata)
Florida Yew (Taxus floridana)
Mexican Yew (Taxus globosa)
Sumatran Yew (Taxus sumatrana)
Himalayan Yew (Taxus wallichiana)

Any of various coniferous plants in the families Taxaceae and Cephalotaxaceae:
White-berry Yew (Pseudotaxus chienii)
New Caledonian Yew or Southern Yew (Austrotaxus spicata)
Catkin-yew (Amentotaxus sp.)
Plum-yew (Cephalotaxus sp.)

Any of the various coniferous plants in the family Podocarpaceae which are superficially similar to other yews:
Prince Albert's Yew (Saxegothaea conspicua)
Plum-yew (Prumnopitys sp.)



So many Yews, so little Year.
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/2/2008 11:12:46 AM   
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That's how many days you can spend near each of the Yews yew mentioned.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/2/2008 11:27:08 AM   
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KWIM?
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/2/2008 12:44:29 PM   
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I think I might want to stay an extra week or two with the Plum-yew.

KWIM?



I hate ta have to break it to yew... but I don't think the plum-yew produces edible plums.

~ezri

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/6/2008 4:28:10 PM   
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/6/2008 7:29:48 PM   
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/6/2008 9:19:09 PM   
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HAPPY
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I wanted to say it too...

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/7/2008 8:03:13 AM   
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HAPPY
BATHDAY
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I wanted to say it too...

~ezri

I'll second that.
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/7/2008 8:51:30 AM   
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HAPPY
BATHDAY
EUTY!!!




I wanted to say it too...

~ezri

I'll second that.



Can I get into that bath thing, thirdly?

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/7/2008 2:25:55 PM   
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The first thing that goes is the digestive system.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/7/2008 2:41:58 PM   
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HAPPY
TOUPEE
EUTY!!!






The first thing that goes is the digestive system.

Really?
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/7/2008 2:51:38 PM   
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HAPPY
LAPDAY
EUTY!!!






The first thing that goes is the digestive system.

Really?


Actually, no.

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