My hand slipped the other night when I was setting the alarm and my finger scooted across the tuning dial and changed stations. It was dark, so I didn’t know what happened until 5:30 A.M. Instead of waking to cool, soothing oldies that lure my heavy hand to the snooze button, I found myself dreaming I was standing in front of a dumpster in the middle of Chicago with my pants down around my knees. Fortunately, I was wearing a tee shirt that went halfway down my shin. There was drool forming on the side of my mouth and I was thinking about how cool it was going to be when the world saw me and started feeling sorry for me. The dream was brought on by the Contemporary Christian Music® that seemed to be straining to get out of the speakers of my clock-radio. Even the numbers were growing pale with the effort...
ROTFLOL!
Enjoyed the blog entry today. Had to post the first paragraph to whet appetites.
BTW, in case you're interested, a made a deposit in the Blogge. It was part of my New Year's resolution to post at least once a year on this forum. I'm good now. It was the only resolution I made. I try to keep a 100% resolution keeping record every year. The secret is to resolve to do only one thing, then quickly get it over with. The rest of the year is yours free.
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A-a-a-A-A-a-ah! That explains a lot. I've been answering all the posts wrong. So, when someone posts a statement like, "I think Benny Henn has done a lot of good for people" rather than answer the post, "In your dreams" I should have answered, "You're right... himself, his wife, his children, his mother, and his cousins." I'll remember that.
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ORIGINAL: raspberry331
what is this thread all about? Someone clue me in,please
This thread is a prison place to hang for those of us who have a sense of humor that is not exactly a bowl full of cherries- but more Cut and Blow Dried until well twisted.
~ezri
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Me and Cutesy Kitty are voting for Jimbo come November.
This thread is a ...place to hang ...those of us who have a sense of humor that is ...twisted.
Or, simply put, bent but not broke.
I was trying to be NICE... and incorporate the Blow Dryer that was randomly mentioned on up the thread a bit.
We all like to feel INCLUDED you know.
~ezri
May I remind you that staying on the subject is a sin, trollitatively speaking. I just made up that word and used it in a sentence at the same time. Not bad.
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