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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 5/4/2007 3:22:39 PM
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ezri
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You know mothers day IS coming right? (Sorry to have to remind you)
Well we were sitting at the table and my eldest looks at her dad and says "mom showed us what she'd like to have for mothers day." dad says "Great- when ya gonna buy it for her?" to which my daughter replies "Me buy it?(insert laughter here) it is YOUR fault she is a MOTHER! You are buying it!"
My Honey could not argue with that explanation at all now could he.
~ezri
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 5/8/2007 8:45:12 AM
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We're going to brunch on Mother's Day. Where? Not quite sure. But if I wait much longer, I'll be very sure cause it will be ME calling to make a reservation. It's just not right...like buying your own birthday present, you know? Even if I know what I'm getting it would be nice to not have to do it myself.
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 5/9/2007 4:45:37 PM
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Hisjoy
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Those are BIG letters, April. I can see them from here.
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 5/10/2007 10:40:20 AM
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ezri
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OUCH
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 5/10/2007 6:37:59 PM
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Smax
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quote:
ORIGINAL: AprilMtns
Does anyone care that I bought myself a brand new 24 inch monitor?
Yes, I care. You might have bought me one.
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 5/11/2007 1:47:31 PM
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AprilMtns
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I just had to share this.
Happy Mother's Day Y'all!!
This is For All the Mothers
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 5/14/2007 12:03:32 PM
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AprilMtns
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You bought it over the phone? I'm impressed. How did you get it through the line and out of those little holes in the handset?
Believe it or not, it came out quite easily.
Everything went well until I had to return some of the parts....
< Message edited by AprilMtns -- 5/14/2007 2:13:11 PM >
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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 5/14/2007 1:01:09 PM
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ezri
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For the benefit of ALL Trolls everywhere:
While the cat is away the Koala will play...
My husband is out of town this week. He left this morning. I hate it when he is gone, but I always manage to live and come out the other end still having 6 children, though sometimes I leave my sanity behind. Today I left it beside my night stand. 
I got up, got dressed and looked in the floor next to the bed and found Clyde the Koala. I had wanted to name him Cleatus after my ornery great gramps but my Honey would not allow it when we got him at the teddy bear stuffin' place. something about Great Gramps and shotguns...
Suddenly Clyde spoke to me. I won't repeat what he said as he said it in some ancient aboriginal-koalan language I don't understand but I decided to translate it thus:
"Your Honey is away and you need someone to stand with you as you dole out the good and bad this week. Someone tall, handsome, good with words, and a nice manicure- I am your man."
All of that is conjecture and assumption of course... Though I am reasonably certain about the manicure part, Ya see- he blew on his lil black nails and rubbed them on his chest. Had to be manicure... have you ever seen a koala's nails up close??? SKEERRY!
So anyway, this lil Koala (who tells me he is NOT a bear) tells me that he is Lord of the Doughnuts and all things Glazed. he assures me that this title will bear some weight with the children as they often sit glazed over reading some book. (he is sitting nodding his furry lil head at me now.) I think it may well work out as no one here can speak this ancient koala language so I can pretty much say he is decreeing whatever suits my needs best at the time... and what with those sharp lil teeth and huge black claws I should have no problem... So long as I can hold him back- he has quite a temper you know. 
Without further loquaciousness(<-- HEY I SPELLED IT RIGHT!) I present proof that I have indeed gone mad...
LINK TO LORD CLYDE: HERE<-----
~ezri
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because there are soooo few trolls around. 
He is very generous about other things though and I love him just the way he is. 
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AND, I have important business to take care of, won't someone please help me out?" 