Consecrated2God -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/30/2007 5:20:24 PM)
How should we make sure that everyone always asks a question at the end of their posts?
thisistheday -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/30/2007 5:53:07 PM)
Require that everyone meet at my house tonight at 7:15 to go over the directions for this thread; if they don't show up they can't post here any more.
I have a Children's Ministry meeting tonight at 7:15; any new children's ministry ideas I could suggest?
vagrant -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/30/2007 7:53:22 PM)
Watch R-rated videos with them and have the kids say why they are bad.
I have a friend who is addicted to old movies. What should I tell her to do?
thisistheday -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/30/2007 10:25:10 PM)
Tell her to come to forums instead. Wait, that might be good advice. Tell her to make prank phone calls every time she wants to watch an old movie.
I've been kicked off the Children's Ministry. I guess they didn't like my (Vagrant's) idea for a new ministry. How can I get back on?
vagrant -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/1/2007 12:13:19 AM)
Tell them that the part that said watching "R" rated movies was just a typo, that you will only watch PG-13 movies.
What should I tell my friend that is always telling me elephant jokes?
Consecrated2God -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/1/2007 8:24:01 AM)
Tell her you prefer knock-knock jokes.
My child's 4-H poulty manual says to do seven activites. The record sheet for the project says to do only three. How many activites should my child do for the project?
PrincessButtercup -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/1/2007 9:01:20 AM)
None! Just cook the poultry and eat it! [:D]
How do I get rid of this desire for fried chicken without eating it?
timbrel -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/1/2007 9:23:39 AM)
look in a math book
I've been told I need a root canal what should I do?
Consecrated2God -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/1/2007 9:37:42 AM)
Eat lots of candy. That will heal your teeth and you will not have to have a root canal after all.
The house is very quiet. Should I check on the kids?
thisistheday -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/1/2007 11:15:25 AM)
Most certainly not. Go do your grocery shopping.
How do I get my 3 year old to clean up the Lincoln Logs?
PrincessButtercup -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/1/2007 11:57:51 AM)
Threaten to beat her with one!
I have to get lunch at McDonald's. What should I order?
timbrel -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/1/2007 2:59:45 PM)
Supersize Big Mac....Supersize fries... Supersize ...refillable Diet Coke
timbrel -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/1/2007 3:00:59 PM)
I just left Macdonalds and am feeling like something sweet...what should I do?
PrincessButtercup -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/1/2007 7:08:49 PM)
Go back to McDonalds, buy a supersize McFlurry, three apple pies, and to make you feel a little bit healthier, five fruit parfaits. Yum!
I overate at lunch and supper - what do I do?
vagrant -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/1/2007 11:04:23 PM)
Fast for the next 40 days to make up for it.
I accidentally crashed into my neighbor's car and did a lot of damage. What should I do?
MyCatSmokey2006 -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/1/2007 11:23:05 PM)
Leave the area and ditch the car. and whatever else you do, don't report it to the police.
I ate a liver and peanut butter sandwich for dinner and now I'm not feeling so good. What should I do?
vagrant -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/1/2007 11:59:46 PM)
Make yourself throw it up.
I stubbed my toe; how can I get it to stop hurting?
Consecrated2God -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/2/2007 8:21:45 AM)
Smoke marijuana. I've heard it helps relieve pain.
How long should I reward my toddler with candy for using the potty?
PrincessButtercup -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/2/2007 8:39:53 AM)
Till age 15. You don't want to ruin the kid's self-esteem by depriving him of the reward for something done well, do you?
Speaking of which, my self-esteem is kinda low. What do I do to boost it?
timbrel -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/2/2007 8:40:22 AM)
Toddlers should be given candy all day as rewards.
vagrant -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/2/2007 10:26:05 AM)
quote:
ORIGINAL: pk07
Speaking of which, my self-esteem is kinda low. What do I do to boost it?
Surround yourself with neo-Nazis, especially if you are not a white, Anglo-Saxon Protestant.
I cut my finger while slicing carrots...what should I do?
thisistheday -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/2/2007 10:26:30 AM)
quote:
ORIGINAL: pk07
Speaking of which, my self-esteem is kinda low. What do I do to boost it?
Start posting in Current Events and Theology. Those folks always have something nice to say to everyone.
When would be a good time to go to the library?
vagrant -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/2/2007 10:33:19 AM)
At midnight
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I cut my finger while slicing carrots...what should I do?
PrincessButtercup -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/2/2007 10:41:58 AM)
Since you've had such a traumatic experience cutting carrots, never eat them again. Who needs healthy vegetables anyhow? Boycott!
What do I do when the people in Theology and Current Events snap at me? Not that anyone there would ever snap at me, of course. [;)]
vagrant -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/2/2007 11:15:55 AM)
Snap back and call them bad names.
A co-worker that has a crush on me sent me flowers. What should I tell person if I don't like him?