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thisistheday -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/4/2007 11:59:52 PM)

Set up your tent in the backyard, and sleep out there tonight. The storm sounds will be very comforting in that setting.

My husband needs to build a stage for the Wed. night program at church. What is the quickest way to get this project done?




MyCatSmokey2006 -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/5/2007 12:16:02 AM)

Use Lego blocks. [:D]

I need to take some medication now, but it makes me sleepy and I'm not ready to go to bed yet. Should I take it anyway?




thisistheday -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/5/2007 12:51:49 AM)

Take it along with a couple of those energy drinks.

I'm thinking about going to garage sales tomorrow; what should I buy?




saraimay75 -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/5/2007 12:54:04 AM)

Anything broken or not working

I have a job interview on Monday for a preschool aide what shall I wear?




thisistheday -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/5/2007 1:05:53 AM)

A giraffe costume.

How can I start getting to bed earlier?




Consecrated2God -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/5/2007 7:07:37 AM)

Set your clocks forward about three hours.

I'm going to paint a classroom at church today. What should I wear?




vagrant -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/5/2007 3:53:38 PM)

an evening gown


My head is pounding. What can I do to make this headache go away?




saraimay75 -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/5/2007 5:17:05 PM)

Play some really loud music and eat salt.

should I get a job ths summer?




vagrant -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/5/2007 9:00:06 PM)

No, just lie around your parents' house, leeching off them.

My boss drives me nuts. What can I do?




saraimay75 -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/5/2007 10:16:41 PM)

Tell him or her that they drive you nuts while dressed like a Pirate.

Should I go to church tomarrow




vagrant -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/5/2007 11:28:23 PM)

No, you can commune with God in nature. There is no need to ever go to church.

My phone is ringing off the hook. How can I get people to stop calling me?




saraimay75 -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/5/2007 11:32:33 PM)

Leave it off the hook

How many cups of coffe shouls I have per day?




thisistheday -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/5/2007 11:54:19 PM)

27.5 at the most.

Tomorrow is donut Sunday at church; they hand them out one per person. How can I get more?




saraimay75 -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/6/2007 12:40:16 AM)

Claim you have multiple personality disorder and you need a donut for each of your personalities.

What should I do the next time the dogs next door start to bark?




thisistheday -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/6/2007 12:46:58 AM)

Bark back.

Where should we go on vacation this summer?




vagrant -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/6/2007 6:33:56 AM)

Antarctica

I'm hungry; what should I do?




Consecrated2God -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/6/2007 1:17:56 PM)

See a doctor and complain of stomach pain. Make sure you don't eat anything before your appointment, even if they can't get you until next week.

My husband and I are having a disagreement. He wants to plant a garden in my parents backyard down the street and I'd rather have it in our own backyard. Who is right?




vagrant -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/6/2007 1:24:36 PM)

You are. Wives are always right, because God made wives to be more intuitive, so your husband should always do what you suggest.[:D]

I need to do my laundry, but I'm tired. What should I do?




saraimay75 -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/6/2007 1:35:30 PM)

Buy all new clothes on-line.

What should I eat for lunch?




vagrant -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/6/2007 2:17:39 PM)

a pickle, peanut butter, honey, and banana sandwich

My friend is going bald. What should I do?




PrincessButtercup -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/6/2007 2:29:16 PM)

point and laugh! just point and laugh!

I need a nap. Should I take one?




vagrant -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/6/2007 2:31:57 PM)

Yes, and take lots of sleeping pills so you can just sleep until tomorrow morning.

My food is burning! What do I do?




PrincessButtercup -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/6/2007 2:33:41 PM)

Let it burn then order a pizza. Your kids will love you.

How do I get myself off of here so I can go get my nap?




vagrant -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/6/2007 2:41:46 PM)

Break your monitor.


My husband's boss is coming for dinner. What do I serve?




PrincessButtercup -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (5/6/2007 2:50:03 PM)

McDonald's. Tell him your hubby needs a raise.

I've got a piano recital in a week. How much should I practice between now and then?




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