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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/19/2008 2:08:54 PM   
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He should play practical jokes on him. Open a can of sardines and put it in the bosses drawer. Leave fake messages that Mr. Lion from (the zoo phone number) called for him and needs his reply lickety split. That'll get him to lighten up.


Winter has returned and it's cold and snowy out. What do I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/20/2008 1:40:34 AM   
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Slip on shorts and sandals and have a snowball fight.

I'm teaching children's church tomorrow and I'm completely unprepared. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/20/2008 7:46:59 AM   
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Just bring a movie for the kids to watch. I'd suggest that one about the Brokeback Mountain.

Is it a sin to make pudding and keep it secret from the rest of the family?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/20/2008 8:11:20 AM   
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It all depends if you ate all or not already. You can tell them you made it if you ate it all already.


What do I do with my husband's interest books he was collecting about the biker gangs?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/20/2008 5:00:52 PM   
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give them to a Christian bikers' association. They might want to get some tips from the Breed or Hell's Angels.

dh has high colesterol, but he likes lots of beef and donuts. what should I feed him?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/21/2008 6:57:04 AM   
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Put him on a liquid diet of broth, jello and oatmeal.


My dog doesn't like his dog food. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/21/2008 7:49:17 AM   
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Feed him goldfish food for a week and see how he likes it.

My kids are making orange nut muffins and only have a half cup or orange juice and they need a cup and a half. What should they do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/22/2008 12:16:02 AM   
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order out for a cinnamon desert pizza.

the grandkids (6&4 yrs) love to wrestle me, but they keep getting stronger. how can I keep up?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/22/2008 6:28:12 PM   
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Buy yourself one of those inflatable suma wrestling costumes. You'll be protected through the padding and won't get hurt.


My daughter keeps feeling like she doesn't have friends at school. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/22/2008 7:16:20 PM   
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Be her friend by going to school with her. Make sure you show her lots of affection. If she is a teen, this could be quite effective in keeping boyfriends away for a while.

My nieces got into a verbal fight at school and got sent to the principal's office. What should be done at home about this?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/22/2008 10:45:05 PM   
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Give them boxing gloves and mouth protectors. Only make the rules that one swings first and then the other.


What am I going to do if spring does come? All that yardwork?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/23/2008 2:59:26 PM   
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Get one of those snow making machines they use on ski slopes. Keep your yard covered in snow year round: no more yardwork.
Someone in our life group likes a guy that sounds real religious but is bad news. How can I cue her in tactfully?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/24/2008 12:37:23 AM   
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Set up a dinner at your place and invite him over and you all can question him on the important issues. Make sure you have a nice desert planned and you all can relax discuss when all you accepted Christ and how it changed your lives having a life changing faith in God. If he squirms a lot and heads for the door even with your delicious desert she will see he's not the one for her.


How do I know for sure which type of work I should look for?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/24/2008 7:51:39 AM   
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As long as it's a menial task that doesn't pay enough to live on, it should be what God is calling you to do.

What is the best way to keep a house clean?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/24/2008 1:58:12 PM   
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poke holes in the floor and hose the place down. Caveat: if someone is living downstairs, they will also need holes in their floor.

art club is cancelled next Wed. so I have free time. How should I spend it?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/25/2008 2:49:23 PM   
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You guys crack me up!!! LOL

Go to "poker club" instead except bring smarties instead of money.


What should we do with the extra stuff my daughter has accumulated?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/25/2008 3:39:22 PM   
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Have it bronzed and displayed on a shelf.

We have a chicken that we think might be a rooster. How can we tell the difference?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/25/2008 3:55:04 PM   
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Ask it! Just make sure you're pc when you do it.

Our trash guy came by and didn't empty both trash cans, what should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/25/2008 9:56:08 PM   
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He didn't empty it because your trash wasn't good enough. Add some classier items and leave it out for next time.

My dh is finally retired! Now how do I have those private phone conversations with friends (house is small)?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/26/2008 12:00:10 AM   
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Give him a job jar and put slips of paper in it of jobs for him to do and he can be busy all the time.


How do you train an old dog to do new tricks?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/26/2008 8:20:46 AM   
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First, start letting it pee on the carpet, and then he'll think he's a puppy again. Then you can start from scratch and train him him to do whatever you want.

We invited friends to lunch tomorrow, but I forgot to buy extra food for them. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/26/2008 5:02:55 PM   
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Add more water to the soup. Extra ketchup on everything, use flour make food look real, flour chunks made to look like meatballs. You add more salt and pepper.



It's finally beautiful outside. I guess I have to do stuff in the yard now. What should I do first?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/27/2008 1:14:14 PM   
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put on you swim suit and lotion and work on your tan.

now that we're both retired, we can't aford to eat out. what can we do instead?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/28/2008 11:03:55 AM   
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Go jogging and running. Eat at the food sample tables at Costco.




I need to get moving bye for now.
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/28/2008 1:44:42 PM   
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Don't have a cosco card. Any more advice?
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