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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/12/2009 1:35:34 AM   
Annie64


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POOF! Your dishwasher is now home. I don't know whether you are talking about an actual appliance or a person who washes the dishes but isn't home right now. But either way, your dishwasher is now home but refuses to ever wash another dish.

I wish I had not forgotten to bring anything to drink to work with me tonight. I miss my sparkling green tea and my Mountain Dew!

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/12/2009 1:56:22 AM   
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*Poof* you remember to bring your green tea and mountian dew, but then everyone at works wants some. You end up with none and you're angry to boot.

I wish it would quit being so rainy outside.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/13/2009 1:37:12 AM   
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poof....it's nice and sunny and 150F.

I wish Obama and Congress would listen to and follow my advice.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/13/2009 6:39:16 AM   
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POOF! Now Obama and Congress seek your input on every decision they make, and will never go against you. That's great for the country, but it's horrible for you. They never give you a moment's peace, they're calling you at all hours of the day and night, and you don't know when the last time was you had a full, uninterrupted night's sleep. Oh, yeah. It was the night before you made this wish.

I wish my anniversary wasn't Sunday. Because of my work schedule, we can't celebrate it on Sunday and have to wait until Tuesday. I don't like having to wait and not celebrate it on the actual day.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/13/2009 12:02:45 PM   
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poof...you got married on a different day so your anniversary is Tues. Too bad all your guests showed up on the other day and missed the wedding.

but Happy Anniversary

I wish I could understand the theology threads
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/13/2009 3:11:39 PM   
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*Poof* you understand the theology threads...but, then realize that everyone there is wrong. And when you try to correct them--they all turn on you.

I wish I could have ONE night of sleep with-out some drama that stops me from getting a full night's rest.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/13/2009 11:38:38 PM   
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Poof...wish granted. You may have your ONE night of really restful sleep, but the trade off is you get cr4ppy sleep for the rest of your life.

I wish that I don't end up eating all the cotton candy tomorrow when I'm in charge of the cotton candy machine during our church picnic.

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Try me, and know my anxieties;
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2009 12:14:17 AM   
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Poof! You only eat a little bit, and you savor every bite. Unfortunatly you fall into the cotton candy machine and turn into, well, human cotton.

I wish I didn't get myself into a stressful situation...

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2009 3:21:53 AM   
Annie64


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POOF! You did not get yourself into a stressful situation. You did not get yourself into a situation at all. You are monumentally bored.

I wish I could express myself better.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2009 1:22:27 PM   
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*Poof* you can express yourself better. But, then you start talking so much that everyone runs when they see you.

I wish I could just say "poof" and I'd be ready to go out--instead of having to take a shower, do my hair/make up and pick out clothes.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2009 4:05:53 PM   
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poof...you become a nudist nature girl. You don't wear clothes, do your hair or wear makeup and seldom shower. But the elders have requested a phone conference to discuss this with you.

I wish someone would give my bathroom a good cleaning.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2009 8:56:53 PM   
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*Poof* someone cleans your bathroom. But, she does it in one of those sexy french maid costumes and your husband asks for her number when she's done.

I wish someone would drive me around tomorrow instead of me having to take the bus.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/15/2009 1:08:17 AM   
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POOF! Here he is, your own personal chauffeur. He charges $50 per half mile.

I wish my 14-year-old son was happier with himself and his life. We had a really good talk the other day and I was so thankful that he was willing and able to share his heart with me. But what he shared wasn't good.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/15/2009 11:22:27 AM   
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*Poof* he's happier with his life. But, it's because he inherited a million dollars from a distant relative. He buys a beautiful mansion, but then tell you to move to a motel.

I wish I could inherit a million dollars...lol.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/15/2009 2:00:05 PM   
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Done. You inherit a million dollars. But because this is the United States, after you have to pay $500,00 dollars in taxes on it, and 567,104 charity organizations ask you to donate money and you comply, you are left with only $2.94. God bless America.

I wish I knew Spanish better.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/16/2009 12:39:33 AM   
Chrystal-J-007


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*Poof* you learn spanish perfectly, but then you forget english.

I wish I could get some new CDs...I'm sick of my old ones.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/16/2009 10:29:18 PM   
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poof...you have a hundred and fifty new gangsta rap cd's

I wish I was smarter.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/17/2009 12:04:53 AM   
Chrystal-J-007


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*Poof*...you're smarter--but, then you realize that ignorance is bliss.

I wish people I help would appreciate me more.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/17/2009 1:24:44 PM   
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Poof,people appreciate you more,but you appreciate them less.


I wish I was thin....
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/17/2009 3:43:44 PM   
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Poof! You are thin! But unfortunatly, you don't stop loosing weight, and end up a mere 30 pounds.

I wish I knew what to do for science this year.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/17/2009 7:11:15 PM   
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*Poof* you come up with a great science project. But, you sew together chicken parts combined with human parts--then it comes alive and starts attacking people.

I wish I could go on a long vacation.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/17/2009 9:27:44 PM   
still4gvn


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poof....you will be on a 50 year vacation in another state with all expenses paid and no work to do - as soon as the FBI picks you up.

I wish my BIL would be well so DH could come home.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/20/2009 3:25:05 AM   
Annie64


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POOF! Your BIL is now perfectly healthy and your husband is home. But now he is sick (though not nearly as badly). And being sick makes him very, very grumpy and you have to deal with it.

I wish it was July 27. We're going on vacation that day.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/20/2009 1:48:35 PM   
still4gvn


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poof...it's July 27, 1794
Maximilien Robespierre, the architect of the French Revolution’s Reign of Terror, is overthrown and arrested by the National Convention. But they didn't have paid vacations back then.

I wish I had some dressy and comfortable sandals to wear to a party today.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/21/2009 4:07:51 AM   
Annie64


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POOF! Here are your sandals. They're just perfect for your party, beautiful and so comfortable they almost feel like you're either barefoot or walking on soft pillows. However, since it it 4:00 AM on June 21, they didn't come in time for the party, and you had to wear ugly, uncomfortable ones to the party.

I wish I could lose nine more pounds.

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