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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/21/2009 2:55:28 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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*Poof* you lose 9 lbs....cuz you just found out your husband's cheating and you can't eat a thing.


I wish I could go out to eat.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/21/2009 11:44:08 PM   
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Yay! You go out to eat. But then you find out that you forgot your wallet at home and you're alone.

I wish that I had a boyfriend. (not really, just pretend)

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/22/2009 6:25:42 AM   
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POOF! Here is your pretend boyfriend. Since he is just pretend, no one else can see him, but they can see you talking to him, and now everyone thinks you're crazy.

I wish my garden was doing better. I'm not very good at it, and only about half or less of what I planted is growing.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/22/2009 12:43:13 PM   
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poof...everything you ever planted sprouts up at once and becomes gigantic. Soon your house can't be seen through all the vegetation and your yard becomes a tourist spot because of the profusion of huge blossoms.

I wish dh was back home.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/22/2009 3:36:47 PM   
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*Poof* dh runs in the door and then slams it shut and locks it. He keeps pulling back the curtians and looking outside while muttering "I think I lost them..."

I wish someone else would do my laundry.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/22/2009 5:34:44 PM   
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Poof!! i just did your laundry for u but i bleeched everything and now all your clothes are ruined.

I wish i could open a group home for kids.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/22/2009 6:12:28 PM   
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*Poof* you opened a group home for kids and then people start dropping off all their kids (driving in from different states). Pretty soon you have 800 kids in one house.

I wish I could get a really cool looking haircut.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/23/2009 2:39:46 PM   
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poof....it's in light blue and white spikes that look just like cold ice

dh plans to be back Thurs eve but I wish his brother was better at following doc advice now that dh won't be there to keep an eye on him.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/23/2009 2:42:49 PM   
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*Poof* your BIL begins to follow doctor's orders. But, then the doctor mixes up his charts with that of a man about to get a sex-change operation.

I wish a little fairy would re-decorate my house with a wave of her wand. (Fast and easy)

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/23/2009 3:43:18 PM   
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poof!! the little fairy did it but she made all the furniture very , very tiny so she could use it to.

i wish someone would work for me this week so i can take a vacation.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/23/2009 9:00:22 PM   
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*Poof* someone else works for you. But, they steal a bunch of stuff while you're gone and blame it on you.

I wish someone would bring me flowers with a smile.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/23/2009 9:04:47 PM   
kingdom1111


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poof Someone just gave you flowers with a smile but they have no teeth.

i wish i would start sleeping better at night.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/23/2009 9:07:29 PM   
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*Poof* you start sleeping great...except you sleep walk and rob a bank and go to jail.

I wish I had air conditioning in my whole house.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/23/2009 11:03:02 PM   
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*poof* You do! The horrible thing is that you can't adjust it. So it's freezing and you have to wear winter jackets.

I wish my writing was better.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/24/2009 12:21:55 AM   
Chrystal-J-007


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*Poof* your writing is better. In fact, you enjoy writing so much that you can't stop. You write for days at a time. Then the men in white coats take you away to 'the rubber room'.

I wish a really nice guy would ask me out.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/24/2009 4:00:00 PM   
still4gvn


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one does, but he's your brother/father/son

I wish it would rain heavily for an hour to water the plants
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/24/2009 8:40:29 PM   
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poof.. it rained heavily for an hour but then someone stole your plants

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/24/2009 8:42:41 PM   
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I wish Kingdom has asked a question...

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/24/2009 8:44:25 PM   
kingdom1111


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Oohps, i always do that!!

I wish i had a better memory

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/24/2009 8:45:53 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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*Poof* you have a better memory. In fact you can remember the day you were born and you are now tramatized.

I wish my wrist would stop itching.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/24/2009 8:47:45 PM   
kingdom1111


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poof ..your wrist stopped icthing because its GONE!!

i wish i had some apple pie

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/24/2009 11:23:56 PM   
slushie


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Yes, you have some apple pie. However, someone dropped it on the floor.

I wish that one of my friends would speak to me again.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/24/2009 11:46:25 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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*Poof* they speak to you again...so they can ask you for money.

I wish it would stop being so hot and humid here.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/24/2009 11:54:37 PM   
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*Poof* it's not so hot and humid. But it's freezing.

How do I make fun of something that needs making fun of but I'm too moody?

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/25/2009 12:31:40 AM   
still4gvn


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are u looking for bad advice? poof...u say a lot of sarcastic snarky things you learned at the snarky thread, but the thing you made fun of bites u.

I wish I had somewhere to go tonight
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