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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/25/2009 8:38:21 AM   
E_Lin


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--Poof-- A bunch of people show up at your door and take you out on the town. After only an hour, you end up spending the rest of the evening at a Spokane bar where you are tempted all night with jello shots and strange brownies. Of course, you manage to restrain yourself. However, there is no one there sober enough to take you home, so you are stuck there for the rest of the night. Unless you want to walk home, that is...



I wish the voices in my head would shut up and mind their own business.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/25/2009 10:02:42 AM   
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*Poof* Done. Now they're outside your head, minding other people's business. Within earshot of you.

I wish the kids' section in the store didn't have so much Hannah Montana stuff.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/25/2009 2:33:13 PM   
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poof** it doesnt have any Hannah Montana stuff anymore cause someone got it all for YOU!!

I wish i wasnt so hungry all the time.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/25/2009 2:43:32 PM   
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*poof* You aren't. In fact you're not hungry at all. So you starve to death.

I wish magazines like Cosmopolitan or Glamour weren't so stupid.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/25/2009 6:35:01 PM   
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poof** no longer are they stupid because they went out of business

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/25/2009 7:18:32 PM   
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I wish kingdom1111 had put a question.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/25/2009 7:21:59 PM   
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i wish i would stop forgetting to add a question all the time!! sorry slushie

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/25/2009 8:41:57 PM   
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*poof* You don't forget to put questions anymore! Yay! Problem is that the questions/wishes are all the same.

I wish I had updated my blog today.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/25/2009 11:57:20 PM   
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*Poof* you updated your blog--but, you were half asleep when you did it. You ended up posting a bunch of personal information on it.

I wish I had central air conditioning and my house would cool down.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/26/2009 2:37:27 PM   
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POOF* you have central air but then a record blizzard hit and your heater broke and you froze to death in your freezing house.

did i just say that?!?! jk of coarse!!


i wish i could control my evil little typing fingers!

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/26/2009 4:27:59 PM   
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*Poof* You can! But only because you broke all your fingers and can't type anymore.

I wish that I could stalk people via Google Earth.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/26/2009 9:13:48 PM   
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poof ...you can and do and, of course, get arrested. all your friends now think you're a perv

I wish the garden would weed itself
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/26/2009 10:02:01 PM   
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Poof...wish granted. The garden started weeding itself right before your eyes which freaked you out big time. This made you think that there's some invisible creatures lurking around in your yard. The neighbors saw what was happening, so they all decided to stay away from your property. It's been deemed haunted, and the value of your house went down to nothing. Be careful what you wish for.

I wish I think of better way to ruin people's wishes......

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/27/2009 12:28:12 AM   
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*poof* Yeah, you think of the best ways to ruin people's wishes. Problem is, the ruined wishes come true.

I wish I had more sleep.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/27/2009 12:57:02 AM   
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POOF! You have more sleep. You now have narcolepsy and are falling asleep all the time.

I haven't been on for a few days. When I came back tonight, I was reading through the wishes and ruinations of wishes that I'd missed over the past few days and one of them--Chrystal J's ruining of Still4gvn's wish for her husband to come home--had me really laughing. I wish I could ruin people's wishes so creatively and with so much humor.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/27/2009 4:19:25 PM   
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*POOF* You can. your wishes are so creative that no one can post because they're laughing.

I wish I could pick out the different instruments in this one song.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/27/2009 8:09:21 PM   
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poof ** with great focus you picked out the different instruments in the song but now its stuck in your head and you will never, ever get it out.

I wish i wasnt afraid of sharks so i could enjoy the ocean here in Cali.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/27/2009 8:30:39 PM   
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*poof* you are no longer afraid of sharks. To the point where you get eaten by one.

I wish I could remember this really cool song I listened to but forgot its name.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/27/2009 11:12:23 PM   
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*Poof* you remember the name of the song. But, then you can't stop singing it.

I wish someone would drive over to my house and take me out to eat.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/27/2009 11:49:01 PM   
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*poof* Someone does. Problem is, the person is the person you know who talks about himself/herself all the time in a loud voice.

I wish I had more friends.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/28/2009 12:15:11 AM   
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*Poof* you make a bunch of friends. But, then they try to move in. You tell them "no", so they move into your backyard (in tents).

I wish a good movie was on TV tonight.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/28/2009 1:36:08 AM   
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POOF! There is an excellent movie on TV tonight. But you get called away to visit a friend in the hospital and don't get to see it. As it turns out, your friend is not sick at all, and now you're mad at him on top of missing your movie.

I am eating a salad. I have grape tomatoes in this salad. I bought these grape tomatoes at the grocery store on Tuesday, so they should not have gone bad since then. But I bit down on a horrible one a few minutes ago. I wish that had not happened.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/28/2009 11:31:21 AM   
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poof...you realized it was bad before biting it. so you took them back to the store and threw them one by one at the manager as he ran away down the store isle. now you're in the psych ward for observation.

I wish I hadn't sat in the sun on the beach in my swim suit while playing scrabble. my back is red and itchy.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/29/2009 1:23:43 AM   
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*Poof* you stayed home instead of getting a sunburn. But, some crazy man broke into your house while you were home and demanded you marry him.

I wish someone would paint my house--it needs it.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/29/2009 3:11:06 AM   
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POOF! You hire a house painter, but he breaks his leg falling from a ladder while painting your house and sues you.

I wish I were home in my bed, instead of here at work.

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