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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/29/2009 10:37:47 AM   
slushie


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*POOF* You are in bed. Except you are seriously sick with a fever of 104.

I wish my youth pastor didn't text his girlfriend while driving.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/29/2009 1:06:36 PM   
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poof...they break up and now he texts his boyfriend.

I wish I had some purpose and direction in my life.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/29/2009 4:09:57 PM   
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poof you now have a purpose and direction in life but it is trying ecscape prison where you now live.

i wish i had another car to drive

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/29/2009 4:48:06 PM   
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*Poof* you get a second car, but then your car insurance goes up so high--you can't drive it.

I wish I could take a nap with out interruptions.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/29/2009 7:36:14 PM   
kingdom1111


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poof** you get to nap with no interruptions but then you end up sleeping right thru the night and miss work and get fired.

i wish i could win the lotto

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/29/2009 8:27:27 PM   
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*Poof* you win the lotto, but on your way over to cash in the ticket--someone robs you of it.

I wish I had a Frozen Coke.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/30/2009 12:42:30 PM   
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*poof* you do, but it's so frozen you can't do anything with it.

I wish I could unlearn all my bad habits.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/30/2009 1:48:06 PM   
kingdom1111


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*poof* no more bad habbits but its because your paralized from head to toe.

i wish someone would take my call, ive been on hold for EVER!!

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/30/2009 1:56:41 PM   
still4gvn


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poof...someone in the Cayman Islands picks up and you get charged $500.00 for the call.

("poof you now have a purpose and direction in life but it is trying escape prison where you now live." LOL)

I wish my knee was ok so I could go bicycling.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/30/2009 3:08:00 PM   
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*Poof* you knee is healed. But, then all your friends and relatives ask you to help them with the "handy-man" projects they didn't want to bother you with before (cuz your knee was hurting).

I wish I could win a free trip to the beach.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/30/2009 3:20:53 PM   
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poof* you win a trip to the beach but your plane crashes on the way and you get stranded on a island by yourself

i wish i was the president of the U.S.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/30/2009 8:13:48 PM   
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*Poof* you're the president of the US, but then there's a revolution and you're overthrown.

I wish I had a chocolate cake.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/30/2009 8:50:13 PM   
kingdom1111


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poof* you have a choclate cake but while walking to the table to eat it you trip and fall face first into it.

I wish this stupid, tacky and worldly song would hurry and end

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 6/30/2009 9:13:22 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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*Poof*, it ends. But, then yodeling comes on.

I wish someone would buy me a new dress.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 7/1/2009 12:36:10 AM   
still4gvn


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poof...this real creepy old guy knocks on your door, gives you a very slinky low cut dress, and asks you to wear it for him and come for a date at McDonalds.

I wish dh hadn't gone to sleep at 9:30
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 7/1/2009 12:39:18 AM   
Chrystal-J-007


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( I'll take a Big Mac with fries)

*Poof* dh stays up all night...calling 900 numbers.

I wish there was a great movie on TV tonight

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 7/1/2009 1:14:34 AM   
still4gvn


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poof...there is a great movie, but it's true crime and you recognize the creepy guy as the poisoner. Now you wonder if you should have eaten that Mac.

I wish I could find a place to hide dh's body after i shot him for calling 900 #s
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 7/1/2009 6:39:09 PM   
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*Poof* you hide the body by burying it in the backyard, but the water-table rises and it resurfaces and scares the whole neighborhood.

I wish my laundry would wash itself.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 7/1/2009 9:13:48 PM   
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poof, nobody told your clothes not to add 2 cups of clorox...... now everyone admires your new white wardrobe.

I wish my cat would stop meowing allllllllll the time.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 7/1/2009 11:56:19 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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*Poof* your cat stops meowing...and then starts barking.

I wish I wasn't so bored tonight.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 7/2/2009 1:24:46 AM   
still4gvn


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poof...crash! a car goes off the street and through your front window. The drunk gets out and starts kissing you. Then all the monkeys and poodles jump out of the back seat of his car and chase each other through the house till the cops show up with some people from PETA who hold hands and chant that you haven't provided a good environment for your 'pets'. You run out the back way but are scooped up by a tall dark handsome man who insists you go to Disney world with him and ride the rollercoaster.

ok?

I wish I could have a nice big glass of tea without it resulting in a midnight bathroom run. (I'm an old lady and don't need excitement)
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 7/2/2009 7:26:26 AM   
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Poof! You have no more...ahem...excitement. Anymore. At all. In fact, you get so incredibly bored because you didn't drink tea, you go crazy and are promptly put in an asylum.

I wish God still used handwriting on the wall.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 7/2/2009 1:13:22 PM   
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poof** He used hand writing on the wall but it was in your room telling you to do something you never ever wanted to do!

I wish i had more breakfast cause im still hungry

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 7/2/2009 4:50:13 PM   
slushie


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You had more breakfast. You had too much breakfast, in fact. Now you feel bloated.

I wish that celebrities didn't have such horrible fashion sense.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 7/2/2009 7:03:56 PM   
kingdom1111


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poof** they no longer have such horrible fashion sense but then you went blind a cant see them anyways.

I wish i had a better fashion sense as well

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