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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 1/7/2008 6:36:25 PM   
Kerrlaw


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verbal incontinence.

blatherskite!


Show-offs!

While you bandy your pretentious vocabulary, my Charmin continues to spin.

I've tthered and tailed and osmed and crimped, all to no avail.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 1/7/2008 7:00:21 PM   
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I KNOW!! I KNOW!!! You need a VERTICAL ROLLER!!! Why, that would solve ALL your problems!



No, please, I insist.....hold the applause.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 1/7/2008 8:41:35 PM   
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Out here in the West we call those vertical holders "toilet plungers".

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 1/7/2008 10:30:26 PM   
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When I was younger, all of my aunts would knit covers for the extra roll of TP.

Does anyone still do that?

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 1/7/2008 10:46:59 PM   
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When I was younger, all of my aunts would knit covers for the extra roll of TP.

Does anyone still do that?


I buy the mega-rolls, so I'll just use the tire covers like they use for the spare tires on Jeeps.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 1/7/2008 11:12:39 PM   
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I KNOW!! I KNOW!!! You need a VERTICAL ROLLER!!! Why, that would solve ALL your problems!

No, please, I insist.....hold the applause.


Gary suggested earlier that I "mount a vertical holder", but I didn't like the sound of that.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 1/8/2008 9:34:11 AM   
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When I was younger, all of my aunts would knit covers for the extra roll of TP.

Does anyone still do that?

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When I was younger, all of my aunts would knit covers for the extra roll of TP.

Does anyone still do that?

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What's popular now is a little doll to go over the roll of TP.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 1/8/2008 9:59:48 AM   
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^^^ Dressing up toilet paper....

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 1/8/2008 6:25:54 PM   
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my kids took the thing my grandma knit to put over the roll and used it as a hat. I probably have a picture somewhere...
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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 1/8/2008 6:48:23 PM   
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That is funny, Kath!

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 1/8/2008 10:08:47 PM   
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my kids took the thing my grandma knit to put over the roll and used it as a hat. I probably have a picture somewhere...



Those things did look like a fancy stocking cap.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 1/9/2008 11:16:34 AM   
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When I was younger, all of my aunts would knit covers for the extra roll of TP.

Does anyone still do that?

Sure! How else to keep tp from getting cold and feeling uncared for? Maybe this is the answer for the roll with no will to live.

The vertical holder is brilliant. I applauded softly (and to myself).

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 1/13/2008 11:38:30 PM   
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How about giving the roll a small teddy bear or other comforting toy that it can snuggle up to in a nice warm bed made from a shoebox lined with flannel cloth, a fluffy small pillow and a nice warm quilt. That should keep it warm and feel cared for. Maybe a little soft music to lull it to sleep wouldn't hurt either.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 1/14/2008 11:36:46 PM   
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You and my husband are soul mates atleast in the TP world. He hates Charmin, and insist I buy Scott only. Hey I am like what ever does the job excluding newspaper and corncobs, and the sears cataloge (sp)
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Use Scott toilet paper like God intended.

It's when you get into that fancy pagan stuff that trouble starts, as you have already discovered.

I would get all of that Charmin stuff out of my house immediately!


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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 1/15/2008 6:49:52 PM   
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Well, my peice of advice......when you bring it home don't take it right into the bathroom........yet. You don't want it to know what it's end is going to be. Take a lesson from the cow farmers: they keep those dear cows in a nice pasture with all the grass they can eat, all the room to roam and play, other cow friends, then oneday, a big truck comes and........BAM! it's all over! I suggest you keep it in a pretty closet that has nice things and a fresh smell, then only when you need it, take it to the bathroom. After all, if you saw all your buddies go *that way*, would you still have the will to live????


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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 1/16/2008 9:37:59 AM   
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Well, my peice of advice......when you bring it home don't take it right into the bathroom........yet. You don't want it to know what it's end is going to be. Take a lesson from the cow farmers: they keep those dear cows in a nice pasture with all the grass they can eat, all the room to roam and play, other cow friends, then oneday, a big truck comes and........BAM! it's all over! I suggest you keep it in a pretty closet that has nice things and a fresh smell, then only when you need it, take it to the bathroom. After all, if you saw all your buddies go *that way*, would you still have the will to live????



ROFL!!!


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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 8/1/2008 11:32:57 PM   
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Just when I was beginning to feel comfortable, it happened again.

I entered the office and noticed a faint smell of smoke in the air (brimstone?) and heard the dreaded sound of a spinning TP holder. There it was - half a Mega Roll of Charmin piled in the floor.

Is there no end to this?

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 8/1/2008 11:38:36 PM   
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LOL .... is your TP roller near an open window by any chance?? My cats don't unroll my TP -- Mother Nature does!!!

And my aunt STILL makes TP covers for ALL the rolls (including the 'in use' one ... don't ask!)

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 8/2/2008 2:43:40 AM   
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Just when I was beginning to feel comfortable, it happened again.

I entered the office and noticed a faint smell of smoke in the air (brimstone?) and heard the dreaded sound of a spinning TP holder. There it was - half a Mega Roll of Charmin piled in the floor.

Is there no end to this?
That's usually where toilet paper is most useful.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 8/2/2008 11:09:34 AM   
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Have an exterminator spray for spiders.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 8/4/2008 10:10:25 PM   
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Have an exterminator spray for spiders.


Last winter, my pet spider kept the restroom free of insects.

I guess it's too much to hope that he survived until this year.

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