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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 6:04:32 PM   
WhiteRoseBlessings


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Retrospective prayer. I love it!


Nah . . . For y'all, I'll get up and pray at the right time.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 6:45:45 PM   
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I'll say a prayer before I go to bed. If I'm awake, when your plane heads out, I'll be pretty grumpy....

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 6:48:02 PM   
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I'll say a prayer before I go to bed. If I'm awake, when your plane heads out, I'll be pretty grumpy....


That sounds like a good plan to pray before going to bed, but I do that anyway, so I'll just say as extra prayer for you Sam.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 6:48:32 PM   
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grumpy prayers . . . heehee

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 6:58:51 PM   
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I guess that could be a thread in M&E....

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 7:52:05 PM   
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Phosy please don't be grumpy when you pray. Don't need to Make Him mad.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 7:58:20 PM   
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Going to try to get in a nap before I have to leave. Will be up at 3:30 so need a nap bad. I will check in every chance I get and may post some pictures of the Grand Canyon etc.


As I posted in SG If I haven't told you I really do love all you nuts.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 8:20:19 PM   
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Birds of a feather...

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 8:26:02 PM   
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 8:43:45 PM   
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got to wonder, when do cats listen? they always just lay there with the mentality, you want me?, get off your lazy butt and come to me.



Mine will come to me, but they come with the attitude of "pay attention to me".

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 8:48:35 PM   
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There I sat with my dockers and hilfiger shirt, a pack pf smokes in my pocket, thinking I'm going to need a drink before i get on that plane in the morning to go to Las Vegas.


My minister wears a tie when he preaches about half the time.

I am not the Vegas type. I would much rather be at a horse track with the Racing From in my hand.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 9:19:18 PM   
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When our pastors wear ties, you know there is either a funeral or a wedding...

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 9:21:22 PM   
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My pastor usually wears a suit, but he wears a mock turtleneck...

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 9:26:50 PM   
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Sam I hope you have a great trip. Love you too!

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 9:33:52 PM   
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{{{Sam & Mrs. Qtman}}}



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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 9:34:45 PM   
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Have a safe trip Sam! I'm going to put a note to pray for y'all in the AM.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 10:17:22 PM   
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Retrospective prayer. I love it!



I can't believe I'm reading these two words together! I have practiced this for years now...not meaning to, but when the occasion arises.

Like, if I remember something that I meant to pray about a day earlier, I go ahead and have prayer time about it, even if the event (or whatever) has already taken place. I do this because I know that He knew all along that I was going to be praying, and when.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 10:18:28 PM   
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As I posted in SG If I haven't told you I really do love all you nuts.


We love you back!

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 10:28:58 PM   
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Mine wears the collar.


In baseball, that means going hitless.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/5/2008 4:33:10 AM   
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Sam,

Yesterday I said that I would pray for you at 5:15 my time so that it would be 6:15 your time.

I'm such a goof! 6:15 your time is 7:15 my time!

At any rate, before I went to bed last night, I "set my alarm."
Now . . . for over the past 20 years, the way I have set my alarm is that I ask Our Lord to wake me up at whatever time I need to get up. Last night, as I was putting in my request for 5:15, I changed that and said, "Please wake me up at whatever time You want me to pray for Sam and Mrs. Qtman.

That time turned out to be 4:00 my time / 3:00 your time. I have prayed for y'all's safe travels and also for Our Lord's Comfort during the flight.

You and Mrs. Qtman have a most wonderful time; come back with at least some of your money and most certainly enjoy that helicopter flight over the Grand Canyon.

I started to also say "get a good tan" . . . but you've already got one of those.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/5/2008 8:06:38 AM   
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From the "forwarded" mailbag today:

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, who had cut himself on a metal gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Barack Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is like a post-turtle.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post-turtle was.

The old rancher drawled, 'Well, when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post-turtle.'

Seeing the puzzled look on the doctor's face, the rancher continued: 'You know darn well he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the dumb critter get down...








Sam, you may want to taser me for draggin' politics in here, but I just couln't help myself.
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/5/2008 8:07:53 AM   
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Jimbo... That seriously made me laugh... and I gotta keep my laughing quiet 'cause people are still sleeping here...

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/5/2008 3:02:23 PM   
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Of course, the same could be said of another one of the candidates who will remain unnamed

**cough! hillary.. cough! cough!**

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/5/2008 3:41:41 PM   
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/5/2008 3:51:18 PM   
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