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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 10:57:45 PM   
WhiteRoseBlessings


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Fiddle.

This is the 2nd night in a row that someone has rung my doorbell around this time.

I don't answer my door after dark unless I know someone's coming over.

No one ever rings my doorbell.

Last night, whoever it was hung around for a few minutes as I could hear them talking.

I don't hear anyone tonight.

It's seriously making me jumpy.

I abhor being scared.


You and Cindy are a lot alike, she never answers the door unless I'm there.

I hope that you are as well armed as she is.

Maybe it's the lawn men, and they heard about the brownies.

Or maybe it's Mormon missionaries.

Oh yeah. Was it Tiger again?
LOL!!! I thought of that when I read Kerr's post.





Oh, and I don't like gas stove . . . they skeer me too.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 10:58:51 PM   
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Oh, and I have 2 arms too... And a baseball bat...

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 7:10:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		Sharon-Marie, do you have a peephole in your door? I won't open the door unless I know/am comfortable with who it is.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 10:17:02 AM   
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 10:22:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		Would you please come answer my front door at night then. I'd feel safe with that.



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Sharon-Marie, do you have a peephole in your door? I won't open the door unless I know/am comfortable with who it is.
I do, Pam; but my house has a lot of windows; and even though I keep the blinds drawn at night, the lights from the house cast shadows and it's easy to see which room I'm in if I'm walking around . . . So I'm not about to get up to go look through a peephole at someone in the dark (besides, how would I be able to see them with it being dark outside - and I'm not about to turn the front porch light on to see who's there when I'm not expecting anyone).

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 10:29:50 AM   
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I only have two arms but there is a hand gun at the end of each.


You are my hero

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 10:43:21 AM   
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I only have two arms but there is a hand gun at the end of each.


You are my hero


You and Ps103 need to get together and raise my pay.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 10:43:32 AM   
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. . . you don't want to contribute to his head exploding now, do ya?

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 10:47:44 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Qtman

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I only have two arms but there is a hand gun at the end of each.


You are my hero


You and Ps103 need to get together and raise my pay.

Hey, Sam, I'll let you have my share of haggis!
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 10:53:42 AM   
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I only have two arms but there is a hand gun at the end of each.


You are my hero


You and Ps103 need to get together and raise my pay.

Hey, Sam, I'll let you have my share of haggis!



Thanks Jimbo but that's uh.....o.k.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 10:59:59 AM   
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Oh please, WWH2, he already hears that enough as it is . . .
. . . you don't want to contribute to his head exploding now, do ya?


Welll.......In my area people think i'm crazy that I carry a loaded gun when I have to answer the door at night so it's good to see that I'm not the only one

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 11:32:57 AM   
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Oh please, WWH2, he already hears that enough as it is . . .
. . . you don't want to contribute to his head exploding now, do ya?


Welll.......In my area people think i'm crazy that I carry a loaded gun when I have to answer the door at night so it's good to see that I'm not the only one



It is a good attention getter.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 11:41:28 AM   
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Oh please, WWH2, he already hears that enough as it is . . .
. . . you don't want to contribute to his head exploding now, do ya?


Welll.......In my area people think i'm crazy that I carry a loaded gun when I have to answer the door at night so it's good to see that I'm not the only one



Here are two stranger at the door stories.

My front door has a foot square diamond shaped window in it. Shortly after I got the house, I was sitting in the living room and I looked over at the door to see a guy peering in the window. I went over and found a college student from a foreign country who was lost. He had gone from his dorm to downtown and could not find his way back home.

The second story was when I was woke up by the back door doorbell. Two college students were looking for a party they had heard about.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 12:12:06 PM   
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Would you please come answer my front door at night then. I'd feel safe with that.



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Sharon-Marie, do you have a peephole in your door? I won't open the door unless I know/am comfortable with who it is.
I do, Pam; but my house has a lot of windows; and even though I keep the blinds drawn at night, the lights from the house cast shadows and it's easy to see which room I'm in if I'm walking around . . . So I'm not about to get up to go look through a peephole at someone in the dark (besides, how would I be able to see them with it being dark outside - and I'm not about to turn the front porch light on to see who's there when I'm not expecting anyone).

I see. My front door looks out to the hallway of my condo building which is lighted. So I can stand there and look at whoever is at the door and they don't even know I'm there. I just wait for them to leave. My unit is also at the back of the building; doesn't face the parking lot.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 12:15:07 PM   
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 12:23:14 PM   
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I know I must sound terribly paranoid. LOL

You most certainly do not! The way you described your situation (door opens to the outside, lots of windows, people can see your silhouette from outside, etc.), it pays to be careful. Err on the side of caution.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 12:43:55 PM   
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I know I must sound terribly paranoid. LOL


No you don't and I would say that safety comes first. What you need is a big, barking dog. Helps people to leave quicker when they don't really belong there. I can not say this loud enough, SAFETY COMES FIRST AT ALL TIMES.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 1:47:50 PM   
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If it happens again, I'll stand on the other side of the locked and deadbolted door . . . and snarl . . . loudly.



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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 2:22:15 PM   
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 2:29:09 PM   
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 2:30:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		LOL! Thanks, WWH2, but only if it comes loaded with a man holding it . . . I think me with a gun would be a very dangerous combination. Fiddle, I'm always tickled when I can walk without tripping over anything; I sure don't need to be holding anything that could go boom.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 2:31:01 PM   
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And a single shell to keep in your shirt pocket.

ROFLOL! Sam's taught you well, grasshopper!

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 2:35:51 PM   
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 2:40:41 PM   
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. . . but what did the kid in Home Alone do?

I never saw the movie




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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/15/2008 2:42:02 PM   
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LOL! Thanks, WWH2, but only if it comes loaded with a man holding it . . . I think me with a gun would be a very dangerous combination. Fiddle, I'm always tickled when I can walk without tripping over anything; I sure don't need to be holding anything that could go boom.


Well Ms. SharMar...not be snarky or anything....but if I could find a man I think i'd keep 'im for myself

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