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mcp -> RE: Should there be a cap on Gas prices?? (4/23/2008 5:30:20 PM)
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A joke for the person who talked about Americans not wanting to walk across the parking lot: This modern American drives to the Wal-Mart and drives around looking for a space to park. Not finding one, he goes to this weird spot near the front of the store where hardly no cars ever stop. He steps out of the car, and falls through a time and space warp which brings him to the Sea of Galilee in the first century, standing next to Jesus. Jesus says, "Oh, an American! You have all kinds of technological wonders in your culture, so you can probably believe that I can walk on water. I was just going out to the disciples' boat, and if you have faith, you can walk out with me." The American stares in wide-eyed disbelief. Jesus says, "Oh, don't worry about a thing. I've done it hundreds of times." American's jaw drops open! Jesus says, "What's the matter? Don't you believe that I created water and gravity and I can control the forces of nature however I will?" The American finally replies. "It's not that, Lord. I believe that we won't sink, just like you say. It's just that that boat must be three hundred yards out to sea, and I've never walked that FAR before!" Joke or indictment? funny, though. And the boat was for fishing? I thought fish came in stick form from the frozen section of the grocery. I should know, cause I pass them in my motorized shopping cart every week.
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