Search The Bible   
Featured Sponsors
Crosswalk Forums on Faith Community Network
  Forum Tools
Forums  | Register | Login

Photo Gallery |  Member List |  Search |  Calendars |  FAQ |  TOS |  Disclaimer |  Ticket List | 

RE: Snarkiness 101

 
View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
Users viewing this topic: none
  Printable Version
All Forums >> [Theology] >> Theo House >> RE: Snarkiness 101
Jump to post #:
Page: <<   < prev  2 3 [4] 5 6   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/13/2008 9:20:53 PM   
utilityfielder


Posts: 12881
Joined: 6/19/2005
From: Home of the Champions
Status: online
Another one:

Your answer is about 3 French fries short of a Happy Meal.

_____________________________

Rocking Chairs: The official furniture of Tennessee
AKA Dr FunkyMan Uniquely Super UF
Post #: 76
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/13/2008 9:21:44 PM   
armydude


Posts: 12269
Joined: 2/12/2006
From: NC
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Ellie-Mae

quote:

ORIGINAL: armydude

I must say that your last post is spoken with the grace of Albert Einstein and the genius of Miss Teen South Carolina.



ETA link.


ROFLOL! I have no response to that.
My work here is done.


Not that I'm going to quit. But my work here is done.

_____________________________

Faith without obedience is impossible.
Obedience without faith is unlikely.
Together they are powerful beyond measure.
Post #: 77
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/13/2008 9:56:37 PM   
armydude


Posts: 12269
Joined: 2/12/2006
From: NC
Status: offline
To adapt a phrase from Abraham Lincoln, if you were kidding, please be serious, and if you were serious, please try kidding.

_____________________________

Faith without obedience is impossible.
Obedience without faith is unlikely.
Together they are powerful beyond measure.
Post #: 78
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/13/2008 9:59:51 PM   
zmanfan38


Posts: 8764
Joined: 9/14/2006
From: ...for it's root, root, root for the CUBBIES!!!
Status: offline
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing about you.





confession: I just heard that on America's Funniest Home Videos

_____________________________

GB = Gorgeous Baby



Looking for tips on moving out of state. <--LINK
Post #: 79
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/13/2008 10:01:27 PM   
Ellie-Mae


Posts: 4239
Joined: 4/9/2005
From: The EMPIRE state!
Status: online
I really am laughing at you.

_____________________________

Isaiah 40:29
He giveth power to the faint; and to them that have no might he increaseth strength.
Post #: 80
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/13/2008 10:02:33 PM   
zmanfan38


Posts: 8764
Joined: 9/14/2006
From: ...for it's root, root, root for the CUBBIES!!!
Status: offline


_____________________________

GB = Gorgeous Baby



Looking for tips on moving out of state. <--LINK
Post #: 81
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/13/2008 10:04:27 PM   
Focusing


Posts: 5221
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: armydude

I must say that your last post is spoken with the grace of Albert Einstein and the genius of Miss Teen South Carolina.




Did she actually say U.S.-Americans???


Huh ... that's a new one for me. I must go find the hundred acre wood and clear that out of my mind ...

_____________________________

Sam

"You're my nightcap"
Post #: 82
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/13/2008 10:19:54 PM   
phosadaud


Posts: 7644
Joined: 9/19/2005
From: Washington State
Status: offline
I didn't catch that the first 30 times you posted it. Thank for posting it again.

_____________________________

~Kristin~

The easily offended...

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Post #: 83
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/13/2008 10:20:41 PM   
armydude


Posts: 12269
Joined: 2/12/2006
From: NC
Status: offline
Welcome to the forums! I'd like to tell you about all the features we have! Especially spell check.

_____________________________

Faith without obedience is impossible.
Obedience without faith is unlikely.
Together they are powerful beyond measure.
Post #: 84
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/13/2008 10:34:41 PM   
armydude


Posts: 12269
Joined: 2/12/2006
From: NC
Status: offline
Has anyone ever told you that you are absolute genius? Well...

_____________________________

Faith without obedience is impossible.
Obedience without faith is unlikely.
Together they are powerful beyond measure.
Post #: 85
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/13/2008 10:35:21 PM   
CoeurdeLeon


Posts: 6492
Joined: 9/4/2005
From: Inside my head
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: car2ner

So you think typing in large letters and in bold will make your opinion more correct???

Yell all you want. It won't make me believe you.

_____________________________

When I have a little money I buy Books.
If any left over I buy food and clothes.
Erasmus




Post #: 86
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/13/2008 10:44:08 PM   
phosadaud


Posts: 7644
Joined: 9/19/2005
From: Washington State
Status: offline
Trollin', trollin', trollin'...
Keep those doggies trollin'...
Rawhide!

_____________________________

~Kristin~

The easily offended...

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Post #: 87
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/13/2008 10:45:04 PM   
armydude


Posts: 12269
Joined: 2/12/2006
From: NC
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: phosadaud

Trollin', trollin', trollin'...
Keep those doggies trollin'...
Rawhide!
ROTFLOL!

_____________________________

Faith without obedience is impossible.
Obedience without faith is unlikely.
Together they are powerful beyond measure.
Post #: 88
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/13/2008 10:52:00 PM   
Ellie-Mae


Posts: 4239
Joined: 4/9/2005
From: The EMPIRE state!
Status: online
And why do you think it is that God would tell YOU His will for MY life and not me... or do you just know better than God?
(yes, I have actually said that to someone here a few years ago)

_____________________________

Isaiah 40:29
He giveth power to the faint; and to them that have no might he increaseth strength.
Post #: 89
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/13/2008 11:04:01 PM   
phosadaud


Posts: 7644
Joined: 9/19/2005
From: Washington State
Status: offline
After taking the time to read your last post, I can honestly say those minutes were a complete waste of my time...

_____________________________

~Kristin~

The easily offended...

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Post #: 90
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/13/2008 11:17:39 PM   
Ellie-Mae


Posts: 4239
Joined: 4/9/2005
From: The EMPIRE state!
Status: online
Like my hubby says: There's two minutes of my life that I can't get back.

_____________________________

Isaiah 40:29
He giveth power to the faint; and to them that have no might he increaseth strength.
Post #: 91
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:10:58 AM   
Kerrlaw1


Posts: 8701
Joined: 5/24/2006
From: Big Orange Country
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: phosadaud

I didn't catch that the first 30 times you posted it. Thank for posting it again.


You should make a note to post this on every page of the Remarriage after Divorce one-stop.

_____________________________

My head is so full of knowledge that it has leaked into the rest of my body...

...So I'm not getting fatter, just smarter.
Post #: 92
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 5:57:04 AM   
car2ner


Posts: 2206
Joined: 4/11/2005
From: just north of Florida
Status: offline
quote:

I didn't catch that the first 30 times you posted it. Thank for posting it again.


You should make a note to post this on every page of the Remarriage after Divorce one-stop.


Yuppers, at my house we call that one the Drama Thread. I only lurk there to see if anyone new has taken up the challenge. Ocassionally I throw in my two cents and then back away from the 'puter. I already know the response my comments will get.

"that was your two cents and here's your change back for what it was worth".

_____________________________

still selling my wonderful home http://www.car2ner.2ya.com (my blog)
Post #: 93
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 8:26:26 AM   
bluestone


Posts: 1450
Joined: 2/25/2008
From: Saturn
Status: offline
Your history of posting gives me more doubt as to the theory of evolution.

_____________________________

Iron sharpens iron, while mush just sinks into the pot.
Post #: 94
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 8:35:24 AM   
JimboFletch


Posts: 4680
Joined: 4/11/2005
Status: offline
From your posts, it's obvious that you treat your body like a temple.


Or at least like a somewhat well-managed Presbyterian Youth Club.
Post #: 95
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 8:36:30 AM   
WhiteRoseBlessings


Posts: 26356
Joined: 4/11/2005
From: Here, but subject to change . . . stay tuned!
Status: offline
Actually, I don't need a run-down of what was said. I read, write and comprehend English extremely well.

That part I really did just say somewhere

What I wanted to add, but didn't:


It's frustrating that you do not.

_____________________________

Cleaning Toy Figurines
Post #: 96
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 8:37:55 AM   
JimboFletch


Posts: 4680
Joined: 4/11/2005
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

Actually, I don't need a run-down of what was said. I read, write and comprehend English extremely well.

That part I really did just say somewhere

What I wanted to add, but didn't:


It's frustrating that you do not.

I'll overlook that since it's obvious English isn't your native tongue.
Post #: 97
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 8:39:35 AM   
WhiteRoseBlessings


Posts: 26356
Joined: 4/11/2005
From: Here, but subject to change . . . stay tuned!
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: JimboFletch

From your posts, it's obvious that you treat your body like a temple.


Or at least like a somewhat well-managed Presbyterian Youth Club.

Jimbo quit making me snort! That's twice so far today.
(and I've only been online for about 15 minutes)

_____________________________

Cleaning Toy Figurines
Post #: 98
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 9:08:15 AM   
Qtman


Posts: 10983
Joined: 3/21/2006
From: Crimson Tide Country
Status: offline
I Like this one.

I just read your post and one of us is overwhelmed with your intelligence.

_____________________________

Please Remember our Military Past and Present. ALL gave some, SOME gave all.


Qtman's Musings
Post #: 99
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 9:09:06 AM   
landabee


Posts: 2978
Joined: 4/11/2005
From: Central Florida
Status: offline
Congratulations! Although many before you have presented the same incorrect understanding and context of this scripture, none have done so as incompetently. You are to be commended for your resolute determination to avoid context.

_____________________________



"God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts."~Unknown

"Sound theology discourages ignorance instead of promoting it. " ~ CourdeLeon

Goofy
Post #: 100
Page:   <<   < prev  2 3 [4] 5 6   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Theology] >> Theo House >> RE: Snarkiness 101
Jump to post #:
Page: <<   < prev  2 3 [4] 5 6   next >   >>
Jump to: