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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:00:44 PM   
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Can one of y'all translate the following into snarkese for me: you are a flamin idiot and should be barred from using the internet...... please and thank you

Your conflagrant hebetation necessitates immediate cessation of internet utilization.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:05:55 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:07:26 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:09:18 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:11:09 PM   
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In the same vein...


I see you've been taught to type. Are you housebroken, as well?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:11:25 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:13:02 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:13:51 PM   
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seriously!!!!!!! I've been having to stifle loud laughs when I've read some of these.

Absolutely! This forum boasts professional snarkers, that's for sure.

But now it seems SharMar and Fritzie are denying snarkiness. Hmmm . . .

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:19:43 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:24:56 PM   
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I'm not denying my ability to snarkinize, but I do feel high under-qualified among all these pros.


Whatchutalking bout willis? You take snarkiness to a higher level.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:25:46 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:27:42 PM   
Qtman


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I have never in my life encountered a person with your degree of intelligence.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:28:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

quote:

ORIGINAL: WalkingwithHim2

Can one of y'all translate the following into snarkese for me: you are a flamin idiot and should be barred from using the internet...... please and thank you

Your conflagrant hebetation necessitates immediate cessation of internet utilization.



I love this one!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:29:15 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:31:11 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

I'm not denying my ability to snarkinize, but I do feel high under-qualified among all these pros.


Whatchutalking bout willis? You take snarkiness to a higher level.
Now you're making me blush.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:41:36 PM   
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How bout

I have never in my life encountered a person with your degree of intelligence.


OH my goodness! Qt I didn't know that you have met my co-worker!
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:43:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mutinywxgirl

seriously!!!!!!! I've been having to stifle loud laughs when I've read some of these.


I don't know how you do it.....I am laughing hysterically.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 1:04:02 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 1:52:30 PM   
Qtman


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I FOUND A BETTER WEBSITE FOR YOU!


I love it I may have to put that one in my siggy.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 1:55:24 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 1:57:24 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 1:58:16 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 2:01:24 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 2:02:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

I'm not familiar with the alternate universe you hail from.

I've used something similar on a former in-law:

What parallel universe are you from?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 2:10:09 PM   
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