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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/16/2009 10:36:19 PM   
still4gvn


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a life group is a small group that meats at a home to study Bible and hang out

glad your dog got home ok. sounds too big to wash, but she can come swimming with me.

come keep me company while dh is gone
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/17/2009 12:24:56 AM   
Chrystal-J-007


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Sorry, I have to eat this hotdog--too busy.

Please come over and massage my feet--they hurt from walking all day.

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If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/17/2009 12:40:41 AM   
Matthew-59


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You've been walking all day and you want me to massage your feet? Is that safe?


Wash my clothes for me so I don't have to do it tomorrow.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/17/2009 1:15:55 AM   
Chrystal-J-007


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Sorry, I can't. Just wear them dirty, no one will notice...maybe.

Please create a machine that will take off my make up and put on my pajamas in a flash. (I'm too tired to do it.)

edit for spelling cuz I'm so tired...lol

< Message edited by Chrystal-J-007 -- 6/17/2009 1:28:07 AM >


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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/17/2009 4:34:01 PM   
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I would love to make that machine for you, but I'm not all that good at inventing new things like that. I suggest you google: "new inventions". There has got to be somebody out there who has already tried to invent that machine. Probably pretty spendy though.


I'm making a little snack to eat... come over and I'll share some with you.

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"Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be called the children of God."
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/17/2009 6:12:39 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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I'd like to, but I don't know which one of the lakes you're at.

Please make me a hot fudge sunday.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/17/2009 9:45:54 PM   
still4gvn


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yum. will eat it myself

help me babysit the beasties tomorrow
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/17/2009 9:56:05 PM   
LivingParadox


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Sorry, I have to wash my hair.


Do you mind cleaning out my bedpan?

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/17/2009 11:22:01 PM   
Matthew-59


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Sorry, I'm not a nurse and don't know how to do that properly.


Clean the inside and outside of the windows on my car.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/18/2009 12:01:56 AM   
prolifepj


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awww man, fresh out of windex...

repair my A/C?

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/18/2009 12:10:11 AM   
Chrystal-J-007


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Sorry, I'm too lazy and clumsy.

Fix my truck please.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/18/2009 12:54:19 PM   
still4gvn


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that truck has been broken too long. I only fix fresh breaks.

help me get up some energy - it's still a.m. and I feel tired for no reason.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/20/2009 3:10:09 AM   
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I have no energy to share. When I got to work tonight, there were thunderstorms. There were thunderstorms here locally and in areas where we monitor alarms for the next four hours. Thunderstorms do insane things to alarm systems. I'm all out of energy.

Come do my work for me so I can have a break.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/20/2009 2:02:39 PM   
still4gvn


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first you have to send us those thunderstorms so I don't have to water the plants.

Hope you get a good day's sleep.

come fix some pancakes - I'm starving but lazy
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/20/2009 11:47:44 PM   
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quote:

come fix some pancakes - I'm starving but lazy

No, because I'd hate to see you be like this....
Proverbs 19:24
"A lazy man buries his hand in the bowl,
And will not so much as bring it to his mouth again."

...so you're going to have to fix your own pancakes.


Oil my desk chair so it will stop squeaking.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/21/2009 3:47:40 AM   
Annie64


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Don't have any oil.

Turn off the air conditioner in my building where I work. It's getting cold in here.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/21/2009 2:38:15 PM   
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I can't find the On/Off button. You're just going to have to put on a sweater or jacket. Don't forget the scarf and mittens too.


Put new batteries in my remote control.

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"Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be called the children of God."
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/21/2009 3:01:38 PM   
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I'd like to...but, I need all the batteries I can get for my own remote.


Please help me clean out my attic.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/21/2009 3:06:37 PM   
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I would, but I'm afraid there might be bats in there and I don't like them very much. Little flying mice is what they are!! Ahhh!!! ( )

Take the pizza out of my oven for me, I think it's done baking.

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"Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be called the children of God."
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/21/2009 4:59:11 PM   
still4gvn


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first tell me what's on it - I don't like anchovies.

come play with KittyCat - she needs more exercise to loose weight
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/21/2009 7:12:47 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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I can't. My cat would smell her on me and she'd go into attack mode.

Make me stop eating this "Happy Father's Day" candy bar I bought at church.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/21/2009 7:35:41 PM   
kingdom1111


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I would but you live to far away.

Please send me $1000.00 ASAP!

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/22/2009 6:28:49 AM   
Annie64


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I can't afford it.

Throw a party (not a wild one where people do things they regret later) to celebrate something.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/22/2009 11:46:30 AM   
Matthew-59


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No, I'm not really in the party mood right now.

Come over and dust off all my furniture.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/22/2009 12:35:08 PM   
still4gvn


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but it's your dust - I wouldn't take it away you might need it for something.

please get us nice weather for the picnic Thurs.
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