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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/22/2009 2:13:05 PM   
kingdom1111


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please get us nice weather for the picnic Thurs.

No! cause i was not invited to the picnic!


Could you please work for me on Sunday cause i hav things to do.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/22/2009 3:29:43 PM   
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Sorry...I use that day to lay around the house.

Someone do all my laundry so I don't have to go to the laundry mat.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/22/2009 5:41:01 PM   
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sorry but i dont know how to do laundry

could someone please bring me some food cause im starvin!

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/22/2009 6:23:13 PM   
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I'd like to...but, I don't know where "I'm not sure" is.

make me get up and go outside

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/22/2009 7:11:05 PM   
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i would like to but you complained to much already about doing your laundry so you dont deserve to go outside, your grounded!!!!

make the shipment im waiting for come already!!

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/22/2009 8:51:56 PM   
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I'd like to, but I don't know what it is. Maybe you shouldn't get it.

Pick something out for me to watch on TV that's not stupid or boring.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/22/2009 9:52:42 PM   
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I can't. I don't know what you consider stupid or boring. Well... You could watch Sesame Street. You liked it when you were 5.

Turn the heat down outside. It's too hot!

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/23/2009 2:20:53 PM   
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can't, it gets a little chilly here - I had the heat on at night

pick dh up at SEA airport for me Thurs
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/25/2009 1:42:29 AM   
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Well, it's Thursday, but I can't pick up your dh at the airport because you didn't tell me what time to be there.

I'm hungry... Make me a sandwich.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/25/2009 8:12:32 PM   
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i would but you forgot to say please!

would you make my bed for me everyday, please?

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/26/2009 4:00:24 PM   
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I can't right now. I have to rearrange my sock drawer.


Tell me what movie to watch today.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/26/2009 9:22:35 PM   
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I would, but your post is labeled "1:00am" and you should be in bed.

please pick me up some Starbuck's coffee and chocolate ice cream
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/27/2009 1:12:32 AM   
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Too much caffeine isn't good for you.

Turn down the AC at my work. I'm the only one here, and there's no reason for my employers to have to pay all that money to keep it's employees cool when it's keeping it's one employee that's here right now cold.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/27/2009 10:40:09 AM   
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I see it's too late now for me to do anything about your air conditioning. Next time you're at work and it's too cold for you, call a fireman. They always have those big warm jackets you could wear, or they could set the place on fire to warm it up just a bit... whichever one you would feel more comfortable with.
(That almost belongs in the "Bad Advice" thread. )


Somebody make me something good to eat for breakfast.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/27/2009 8:25:14 PM   
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sorry i would but my ear itches.

would some one please take my dogs out at night to do their business please, oh pretty please

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/27/2009 9:56:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: kingdom1111

sorry i would but my ear itches.

LOL!!! Now that's a good excuse if I've ever heard one.

quote:

would some one please take my dogs out at night to do their business please, oh pretty please

Sorry, but I don't have a pooper scooper, and city regulations require the use of one.


Somebody wash my clothes for me.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/28/2009 1:54:17 AM   
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There's not a washing machine here at work.

Find me a nicer house than the one I live in, but make sure it has low heating costs in the winter.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/28/2009 2:40:34 AM   
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Sorry, but I can't do that for you. I can only seem to find houses with high heating costs in the summer. ...yah... I can't figure it out either.


I should be fast asleep right now. How can I fall asleep when I need to?

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/28/2009 7:06:45 PM   
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jog 10 miles

please help Matthew-59 remember this is not the 'bad advice' thread.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/28/2009 10:49:44 PM   
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Oops! I goofed. Well, look at the time I posted that. Therein is my "excuse".
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I can't help myself remember anything I don't want to remember. Sorry.

I apparently need to read a book on improving memory, but am too lazy to do that, so would you please come over and read it to me?

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/29/2009 1:29:00 AM   
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I'd like to, but I forgot what you just asked me.

Please walk circles around my house tonight. I keep hearing noises out there.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/29/2009 3:05:30 AM   
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If I did, you would still hear noises, because you would hear me walking.

Come in to my workplace and get us going in a conversation. Between my co-worker with whom I have worked for the past 21 months, my new co-worker, and myself, we're all staring into our own laptops and nobody is saying a word.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/29/2009 10:51:52 AM   
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If I did that, then we would be talking instead of doing what we are paid to do.

Come to Texas and enjoy the cold front that just came through....cooled down so much that it's in the 90s.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/29/2009 12:56:19 PM   
still4gvn


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no thank you. we consider 75 hot here.

would you run over to Florida and take a pic of my friend's new grandson? He was born Thurs and she still hasn't sent pics.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/29/2009 1:19:20 PM   
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I forgot where Florida is.


Buy me a map so I can find Florida.

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