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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/29/2009 1:25:07 PM   
still4gvn


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but then I'd have to get dressed and go out to buy it and if I was out, I should go to the store and bank. Sounds too labor intensive.

please come and keep me company while i do errands.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/29/2009 1:30:47 PM   
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Not until you get dressed first.
But even then, as you can tell, I'm waaaay too busy today to help you.


Help me clean house today.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/29/2009 4:03:22 PM   
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i would but i have no arms, sorry

could you please help me move mattresses around the warehouse today

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/29/2009 11:14:02 PM   
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sorry, but I'll end up putting it down and taking a nap on it

make me "un-bored"

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/29/2009 11:26:06 PM   
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I can't since you didn't specify why you are bored, and what it would take to entertain you.


My shoulder muscles are too tense, so give me a massage please.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/29/2009 11:30:38 PM   
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I can't cuz I'd get jealous that you were getting the massage and not me

call the water department and complain for me about the water leak down the street

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/29/2009 11:35:41 PM   
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No, because you won't give me a massage. You're being a little selfish don't ya think?


I would like to go for a walk, so come with me.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/29/2009 11:39:34 PM   
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Sorry, I already walked 7 miles today. I'm gonna need new shoes pretty soon.

Get me into the witness protection program, please.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/30/2009 1:05:06 AM   
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no, because then you couldn't post as 'buglady' anymore and we'd have to hire detectives to find your new identity.

get a gun and be buglady's armed guard so she doesn't have to be in witness protection
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/30/2009 3:33:31 PM   
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i would but she wont tell me the real reason she is called bug lady


would someone please call me so im not so bored at work today??

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/30/2009 4:19:14 PM   
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No. Absolutely not. You don't believe me when I tell you the truth. Why would you want to talk with me?

Do me a favor and contact Dectective MacPhail and let him know I know.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/30/2009 4:47:25 PM   
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I am the wrong person to contact any detective. Don't you know I'm on the FBI's most wanted list?

Some kids are playing in the yard next to mine and they are screaming constantly. Please tell them it's okay to have fun, but stop all that screaming.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/30/2009 5:35:53 PM   
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no, because i like to scream like that in my yard and work and house and the store and and and, well..... everywhere.

i was wondering if you would please type for me cause my fingers are tired but i dont want to stop posting.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/30/2009 5:41:02 PM   
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I can't because I've been typing for so long that it feels like my fingers might fall off. You wouldn't want that to happen would you? No... of course not.

I'm hungry, so make a little snack for me.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/30/2009 5:50:22 PM   
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sorry i can't my ears still itch.

im singing really loud at work right now but no one is hear to listen, would you please come and listen??

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/30/2009 5:53:10 PM   
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Not until someone contacts Detective MacPhail.

Tell me a really funny clean joke, please.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 6/30/2009 5:58:15 PM   
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not until you listen to me sing!

someone please help me find Detective MacPhail for BugLady

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/1/2009 1:00:11 AM   
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I'll need a first name and date of birth. is he on facebook?

come kidnap me - I need an excuse to leave town before Friday or I'll have to clean and then cook dinner for company.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/1/2009 1:05:01 AM   
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Look I've already got Detective MacPhail and the mysterious tall bald man on my trail. I can't kidnap you or I'll go to jail for certain sure.

Give me all your chocolate. My supply has run out.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/1/2009 1:09:26 AM   
still4gvn


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no, and I'll report you to detective M for an attempted chocolate heist.

I'm nearly out of hot sauce. would you pick some up so I can have a snack?
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/1/2009 1:10:18 AM   
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Sorry--I don't have any. *hides empty hot sauce bottles*

Buy me some new clothes, then set me up on a date with a great guy

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/1/2009 1:12:24 AM   
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Absolutely not! Hot sauce is not something I can allow you to have at this hour of the night. It would keep you up all night or something...

Go ahead contact Detective M for me. I'll bet he has chocolate.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/1/2009 2:34:23 AM   
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I can't. I'm way too tired. I don't like chocolate that much anyway.

Shampoo my carpet for me.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/1/2009 3:11:15 PM   
still4gvn


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don't do carpets. I have all hardwood floors.

find me a good mystery to read
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/1/2009 3:59:55 PM   
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Sorry, you'll have to wait. I'm not done writing it yet.

Somebody please contact the author of one my favorite books and ask if I may quote from it in the mystery novel I'm writing.

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