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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/1/2009 4:20:33 PM   
kingdom1111


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oh sorry i would but i have to sneeze instead

would someone please work for me this weekend so i can party instead

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/1/2009 8:30:01 PM   
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Sorry I can't. I have to itch my ear instead.

Come over and watch TV with me.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/1/2009 8:32:04 PM   
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I'm sorry, but I can't right now. Sometimes, the cherry pits and mustangs just don't allow such frivolity.

I want to go home now. Would you do the rest of my work so I can?

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/1/2009 8:59:29 PM   
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Sorry I can't. I'm going to be very busy eating, sleeping, and watching TV.

Go with me to my doctor's appointment tomorrow.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/1/2009 9:03:32 PM   
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sorry, I didn't pick up the plane ticket.

please give me the remote.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/1/2009 9:15:34 PM   
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I don't have your remote. I think it's lost. Honest! *Quickly hides it behind the sofa.*

Help me set my VCR to program new channels into it's memory.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/2/2009 12:13:04 AM   
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Sorry, I'd hit the wrong button and it would self-destruct.

Please pick out a movie for me to watch.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/2/2009 1:33:27 AM   
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but you might get eye strain

time to change the cat's litter box. do I have a volunteer?
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/2/2009 7:38:51 PM   
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My time is far too valuable to waste on changing your cats litter box. Tell the cat to use the outhouse.

I don't feel like cooking tonight, so make a nice supper for me.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/2/2009 8:22:30 PM   
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quote:

Sorry I can't. I have to itch my ear instead.


very funny!!

sorry i would but i need to take a shower.

would you please make me some popcorn, YUM!!!

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/2/2009 8:54:36 PM   
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the only good kind is kettle corn and I don't have a kettle

find something I can cook for company tomorrow that doesn't require getting the kitchen any hotter
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/2/2009 10:45:16 PM   
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Oh I'm so sorry, I can't right now. I just finished itching my ear and now my butt itches.

Please help me rearrange my furniture.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/3/2009 2:44:12 AM   
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Before your furniture could possibly be rearranged, it needs to be examined to determine if it is the cause of your itching.

Please provide a list of Matthew's allergies and the components of his furniture so it can be determined if his furniture needs rearranged--or taken away.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/3/2009 10:18:15 AM   
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LOL!! ^^^

Sorry, but I can't get a list of my allergies or my furniture examined today. Both my doctor and furniture examiner are on vacation for the 4th of July holiday.

Help Annie shear that sheep in her avy pic.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/3/2009 7:20:32 PM   
still4gvn


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If God wanted bald sheep, He'd have made them bald.

someone check Matthew-59's backside for itchy parasites
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/3/2009 10:43:13 PM   
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Eeeeewww! No way!

Set off fireworks for the 4th of July. I want to see fireworks.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/4/2009 12:24:09 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Annie64

Eeeeewww! No way!

Hmm... Not sure if I should take that as a personal insult or what?? LOL!!

I can't set off any fireworks. I don't have a permit for that.

Someone send me a bottle of Gold Bond's itching powder.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/4/2009 1:21:46 AM   
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well maybe, as long as I don't have to lay hands on you and pray

someone tell Matthew-59 he's a good sport
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/4/2009 2:03:55 AM   
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I'd like to...but, I'm too jealous cuz you just gave him a compliment and not me

Someone take me to a fun party.

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I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/4/2009 7:33:28 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: still4gvn

someone tell Matthew-59 he's a good sport


You're definitely a good sport, Matthew-59.

I can't take you to a fun party because in half an hour I get off from work and I'm going to go home and go to sleep.

Have an awesome 4th! (I'd like to see someone make an excuse for that!)

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/4/2009 11:59:15 AM   
Matthew-59


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Annie64
quote:

ORIGINAL: still4gvn

someone tell Matthew-59 he's a good sport

You're definitely a good sport, Matthew-59.

No, I just have a weird sense of humor.
It itches! LOL
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I can't have an awesome 4th because you didn't tell me how.

Someone bake an apple pie for me.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/4/2009 2:05:37 PM   
still4gvn


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in this weather, no way

think of something I can make quick to take to a picnic - I've been procrastinating
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/4/2009 10:34:39 PM   
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I can't now because it's most likely too late. I've been procrastinating in responding to your request and I'm sure the picnic is long since past by now.

Clean off my desk for me.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/5/2009 1:58:56 AM   
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I would, but it would consist of me throwing everything in the garbage...and you probably wouldn't like that.

please play a game of Monopoly with me.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/5/2009 5:11:24 AM   
Annie64


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Sure, if you'll come to my work and let my co-workers play, too. And if you'll let me win. And if they'll agree to let me win, too.

Show me a fast, easy way to lose weight that doesn't make me be hungry and that actually works.

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