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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/5/2009 3:50:39 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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I'd like to...but, if I could figure that out--then I'd make a million dollars

take me to a vacation cabin

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/5/2009 6:30:31 PM   
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I'd love to, but unfortunately I don't have a vacation cabin.

Go buy groceries for me so I don't have to do it.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/5/2009 9:43:01 PM   
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but buying groceries involves going out and it's too hot

My hair itches. It's either something I caught swimming or I got it from Matthew over the net. Please find a cure.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/6/2009 12:10:24 AM   
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LOL!! You're not going to let me live the itching thing down are you? LOL!!
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I'm sorry, but I can't help you. I get too freaked out by follicle mites, and I'm afraid you might have those.

Help me clean out my closet so I can have more space in there.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/6/2009 12:35:53 AM   
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But who knows what I'd find in the dark recesses of your closet? It might be something that would cause--itching.

Remind me of all the things I need to do so I don't forget anything.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/6/2009 7:40:20 AM   
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What was it you wanted me to do again?? I forgot.

Apparently I have this incurable itching problem, so drive me to my doctor's appointment this morning.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/6/2009 1:44:14 PM   
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can't, I'm too busy scratching

sing the 'star spangled banner'
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/7/2009 12:37:17 AM   
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Just did. Did you hear us?

Help me flesh out the bad guys, please.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/7/2009 1:04:13 PM   
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I don't know any bad guys, would a backslider do?

make snacks for me to serve tonight
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/7/2009 1:33:00 PM   
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Of course you don't know the bad guys, that's why we have to flesh them out. Sorry can't help with those snacks, I have to make myself a target.

Meet me at Sunrise and Madison at 05:30 tomorrow.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/7/2009 4:00:51 PM   
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i would but im afraid of bugs.

would someone please convince me that the organic pizza i just ordered has less calories than a regular one

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/8/2009 8:23:38 AM   
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yes, I saw in the horoscope page that people born in September who eat organic pizza don't take in as many calories


the church sent me an email form ... they want to know what I would like to volunteer for..... any suggestions?

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/8/2009 2:56:25 PM   
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^ lol i like that one!


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the church sent me an email form ... they want to know what I would like to volunteer for..... any suggestions?


sorry i cant give you any advice because my mommy said i shouldnt talk to strangers.


can someone please wash my truck for me

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/8/2009 9:43:15 PM   
still4gvn


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how about if I just write "wash Me" all over the truck in the dust?

please go tell the birds not to eat all the cherries off my tree.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/9/2009 6:31:40 PM   
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I'd like to...but, I just saw the movie "The Birds" and I'm too scared.

Buy me a new movie (DVD) to watch, cuz I'm sick of the ones I have.

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I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/9/2009 8:16:29 PM   
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I can't it's 5:15.

Teach me how to dodge that fiery dart.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/9/2009 8:39:27 PM   
kingdom1111


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Sorry, can't, I'm afraid of fire

help me tie my shoes

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/10/2009 1:00:18 AM   
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I'd rather knot.

Ask Del if he'll back me on this one.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/10/2009 2:18:17 PM   
still4gvn


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"I'd rather knot." LOL

just phone dell's service line and ask about back up options

please give me a purpose in life
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/10/2009 5:13:57 PM   
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Can't. I'm not God.

Ask Scottie to beam me up now.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/10/2009 5:24:23 PM   
kingdom1111


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Knot HA!

Oh sorry I would but I'm a Star Wars fan not Star Trek

could you please help me fix the mailbox my nephew broke while visiting with us..... (crazy kid walked right over it BAM!)

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/10/2009 10:29:01 PM   
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I'd prefer if you'd have your nephew learn responsibility by fixing it himself.

Help me place this title under review: Grow up

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/11/2009 12:17:12 AM   
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Seeing as how I'm just a grown up kid, I couldn't possibly review that title.

Come pick up my 2nd shift co-worker and give her a ride home. She's waiting for her daughter to pick her up, but she's already more than 15 minutes late.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/11/2009 10:44:31 AM   
still4gvn


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sorry, dh said he'd take me out on the canoe today. can she wait till tomorrow afternoon?

come help dh do a report on stuff that kills off salmon.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/11/2009 11:44:52 AM   
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I can't do that, I eat salmon. I guess my name should be on that report then, huh?

Help me wash clothes.

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