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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/11/2009 1:26:19 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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I'd like to...but, my washing maching broke 2 years ago

Please increase the speed of my internet...it's way too slow

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/11/2009 1:29:40 PM   
Matthew-59


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No, because then you would post faster than me, and I just can't allow that.

Please make something for me to eat for dinner. I don't feel like cooking... like that's ever unusual.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/11/2009 4:08:52 PM   
kingdom1111


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Sorry, I don't know how cause everyone else cooks for me

Can some one help me get an extra $175.00 bucks it costed to replace the mail box my nephew tackled!?!?

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/11/2009 7:05:25 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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$ 175 for a mailbox? Is it made of gold?
I'd love to replace it for you...but, I can't indulge your expensive tastes.

Please appear at my door with tickets for a concert--and a box with new clothes for me to wear to the concert.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/12/2009 1:25:17 AM   
Annie64


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But I have no tickets or new clothes, so it would do no good for me to appear at your door.

Please visit my dad in the hospital.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/12/2009 7:03:37 AM   
Matthew-59


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I would, but you didn't tell me what hospital he's in, so I guess I can't go visit him.

Please tell me what to do today.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/12/2009 5:32:01 PM   
kingdom1111


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i would but my left pinky toe hurts, sorry.

Would someone please come entertain me at work i'm bored, thanks .

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/12/2009 6:15:16 PM   
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Sorry to hear about your left pinky toe. I'm just glad your ear doesn't itch.
And I can't entertain you because I don't know how.

Start a new game on this forum.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/12/2009 6:56:21 PM   
kingdom1111


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sorry i would but i already tried and no one will post in it because everyone hates dogs around here


Please post on my dog thread

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/12/2009 7:41:42 PM   
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I don't own a dog and consequently don't own a dog sweater, so therefore I have no need for any dog thread.

Join the U.S. Army.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/12/2009 7:51:14 PM   
kingdom1111


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sorry but i'm a navy man!!!!


take martial arts class

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/12/2009 9:44:51 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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sorry...I'm way too lazy to practice.

please cut down the weeds that keep springing up in my backyard

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/13/2009 1:26:44 AM   
Annie64


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But if I cut them down, they'd only grow back again, so I'll just leave them and save the work.

Help me lose 10 more pounds.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/13/2009 1:56:00 AM   
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I can't because you're perfect just the way you are!

Help me change the brakes on my car.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/13/2009 7:04:55 AM   
Annie64


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I don't think you want me messing with your brakes. I have no knowledge or experience when it comes to working on cars. If I worked on your brakes, I might have parts left over and your car might not stop next time you want it to stop.

Keep me awake for the next hour and a half. I get to go home in an hour, but it takes half an hour to get home.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/13/2009 9:53:55 AM   
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I doubt you want me to help you stay awake. My methods are a bit unorthodox. Besides, you're probably fast asleep already by now. If I woke you up, you'd get angry with me. I don't want that!

Teach me how to fly an airplane.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/13/2009 1:49:10 PM   
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Matthew: sure. you just fold the paper to make a plane, hold it on the bottom, and throw.

find Cat some '9 lives' tuna flakes and egg. they seem to have stopped making it and it's her fav.

< Message edited by still4gvn -- 7/13/2009 5:04:26 PM >
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/13/2009 2:19:38 PM   
kingdom1111


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sorry but im afraid of cats

please help me find the treasure im looking for.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/13/2009 3:11:07 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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I'd like to...but, I don't know what the treasure is.

make the phone repairman show up

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/13/2009 3:24:07 PM   
kingdom1111


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i would but i dont know what he looks like.


could you exercise for me today

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/13/2009 5:07:43 PM   
still4gvn


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I just did. Feel the difference?

make dh sit still so I can brush Cat (it freaks her to have him constantly rushing around)
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/13/2009 7:53:47 PM   
kingdom1111


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i would but i think it might freak me out to much

Could you please make it cooler here in these parts

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/14/2009 10:17:55 PM   
still4gvn


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sure, here are some ice cubes. which parts of you do you want cool?

come for a swim with me. I don't feel like going alone.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/15/2009 3:26:46 PM   
kingdom1111


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^ lol, good one!!

quote:

come for a swim with me. I don't feel like going alone.


I would but i lost my arm float-e's

can someone find my float-e's so i can go swimming with still4gvn??

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/15/2009 6:15:36 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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I'd like to...but, I'm 'not sure' where you live.

Please line up some movies for me to watch that I'll enjoy.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
Post #: 1450
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