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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/14/2009 11:46:38 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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Sorry, I'm too busy with my roller-coaster life to have time to write.

Please brush out my cat's coat. She keeps hissing at me when I come near her with the brush.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/16/2009 6:42:37 PM   
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Sorry, but I've read about your cat in other threads and I'm not getting near that wild thing.

I'm blue. come cheer me up.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/18/2009 7:11:00 AM   
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But blue is such a pretty color. As long as it isn't navy blue, which is too close to black. I don't like navy or midnight blue. But all other blues are very pretty.

BTW: Sorry to read that you need cheering up. You're one of my favorite posters on CW, and I hope you get cheered up very soon!

Tell my teenagers for me that I have decided that a show they like is inappropriate for viewing. I'm not looking forward to that conversation.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/19/2009 12:09:25 AM   
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just send them here - we don't have a tv.

Thank you. I feel better now. The grandkids are visiting and being good and Monster Boy is becoming an electronics wiz. Guess he needed a challenge (besides bugging people)

come lead our Tuesday life group while dh is out of town.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/19/2009 12:15:06 AM   
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I'm not good at teaching people above the age of about 8 or 9. I'm not that good at teaching people that age or younger, either.

Pick up my kids from the youth sleepover in the morning so my dh can sleep in like he usually does on Saturdays. I can't pick them up because they have to be picked up at 8:00AM, which is the time I get off from work. So unless somebody can invent a teleporter to teleport me and my car to where my kids are tomorrow morning, I can't be the one to get them.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/19/2009 12:22:49 AM   
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I'll tell the kids to start building a teleporter, but it may take a while.

Somebody please get the national budget balanced.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/19/2009 12:24:56 AM   
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The national budget doesn't need balancing as long as Congress still has checks left.

Someone please explain to my wonderful DH the correct way to put toilet paper on the roll.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/19/2009 12:32:07 AM   
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but maybe he does it the right way?

someone ask Congress to fund a study group to determine the right way to put tp on the roll.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/19/2009 12:42:58 AM   
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And whose taxes would they use to fund such a study? I certainly wouldn't want them to use mine!

Okay. I can't think of anything for anybody to do. Somebody else say something.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/19/2009 1:55:20 AM   
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I'd like to, but frankly I'm out of ideas

Please fill my head with (good!) ideas

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/19/2009 2:52:47 AM   
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Still don't have any.

Go on a treasure hunt and find buried treasure.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/19/2009 12:27:30 PM   
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I'd love to but, to be honest, I wouldn't know where to begin to look.

Please walk to my neighbor's with my laundry and wash it for me (I take tiny loads over there once in a while when I can't get to the laundry mat).

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/20/2009 10:26:55 PM   
still4gvn


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but your neighbor wouldn't recognize me and might shoot.

please start a Sunday School for wayward cats.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/21/2009 2:55:43 PM   
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sorry but if the cats are wayward how could I keep their attention....???

please wash my car...

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/21/2009 8:57:59 PM   
still4gvn


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now everyone knows that washing a car makes it rain.

synchronize all the clocks in your house.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/24/2009 1:09:47 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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I'd like to...but, I can't tell time.

Please watch my soap tomorrow cuz I have bible study and I'm gonna miss it. (Days of Our Lives...I need to know if Kate is gonna marry Stefano.)

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/25/2009 2:33:43 AM   
still4gvn


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sorry, I don't care if Kate marries. and anyway, they'll probably take 20 episodes to tell you.

please donate a sculpture to our town - the street needs something to liven it up.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/25/2009 3:52:50 AM   
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Then how would the cars get down that street, the one you want livened up, with a statue in the middle of it?

Find out for me how to quote two different posters in the same post. I've seen other people do it, so I know it can be done.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/26/2009 9:44:55 PM   
still4gvn


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um, have you noticed I don't quote? or put in links? I need to learn all that someday.

come bring over some junk food.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/27/2009 12:46:33 AM   
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I would ...but I'd eat it on the way to your house. Then I'd feel bad, so I'd stop to get more...then, I'd eat that. I'd gain 20 lbs on the way to your house.

I went to my parents house to visit, but my Dad always sits on the porch reading the paper while I sit in the kitchen. Go over there and tell him to get "social" and sit in the kitchen with me and my Mom.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/27/2009 12:21:20 PM   
still4gvn


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but then he'd complain to your Mom about your 'pushy' friend who wouldn't let him read his paper.

come help me prepare a Bible study - dh is away and I may be stuck teaching Tuesday.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/27/2009 3:53:54 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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Sorry...I'm in a bad mood...all I'd want to write/talk about is "hell and damnation"...not very uplifting.

Do my hair for me...I want to look really nice for church (I have long curly hair).

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/28/2009 3:41:29 AM   
Annie64


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My dh would be happy to do your hair for you. All he needs is the clippers he uses to give himself a buzz cut.

I got a great new idea for a book. Problem is, it's going to require a lot of research. Please do the research for me.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/28/2009 12:45:18 PM   
still4gvn


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I can't because I don't know what the book is about
(though if you're serious, pm me)

please provide counseling for my cat, she's hiding because someone is living upstairs again and she's a scaredy cat.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/28/2009 1:34:09 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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I could...put it would be "Cat Therapy" where I bring my cat over to teach your cat to be brave. (Not sure you'd want me to, though.)

Sort all my clothes, so when I go to the laudry mat I can just toss the whites in the one washer and colored clothes in the other.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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