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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/29/2009 12:36:47 PM   
still4gvn


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sorry, don't like dirty clothes

if I get a new pair of shoes, will you walk a mile in them - to break them in?
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/30/2009 3:47:52 PM   
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Ok, you won't mind if I have a serious case of foot fungus do you?

Could you work for me today, I'm just too tired to go in?

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/30/2009 5:16:03 PM   
still4gvn


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but I don't have your skills.

would you tell me what is the "Big Chicken" in Allisonbrett's sig.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/1/2009 2:21:40 AM   
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I could..but, I'm afraid of chickens...and afraid to talk about chickens.

Please map out some fun things for me to do this weekend, then pay for everything.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/3/2009 3:51:55 AM   
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But I'll be working all weekend, and it isn't fair for you to be having fun while I'm working.

Recharge the batteries in my wireless mouse. I don't like the touchpad that's built into the lap top.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/3/2009 12:29:11 PM   
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Cat objects to me recharging mice

help me clean out the back of my car - otherwise known as the garbage dump.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/4/2009 7:56:36 AM   
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Got my own garbage dump -- er, car -- to clean.

Come help my dd and me to attend the nursery in church this morning.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/4/2009 8:29:41 AM   
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Sorry....I'm at work right now. Thank goodness for 6:30 pm services!!!!

Someone please bring me some thing good to eat for lunch at work.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/5/2009 7:09:30 AM   
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It's too late. It's 7:12 AM Monday morning. I don't think you want lunch right now. Maybe some pancakes and sausage?

Make my phone calls for me so I can go to bed when I get home.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/5/2009 12:07:22 PM   
still4gvn


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but my voice is different than yours - people will know I'm an impostor.

teach me how to bake Christmas cookies
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/5/2009 11:26:07 PM   
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I could...but, as I taught you...I'd eat most of them and gain 10 lbs.

Find a really nice guy for me to date.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/9/2009 5:36:54 AM   
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I don't do the matchmaker thing. If I did, and it didn't work out, you might blame me.

Come to Fall Fest, the annual fall picnic that our church has. It's this evening, and everybody is looking forward to it. It's always a lot of fun!

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/9/2009 5:07:16 PM   
still4gvn


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wish I could, but it's rather a trip.

I just read a recipe for laundry detergent in the 'home and garden' threads. help me make a batch.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/12/2009 4:41:15 AM   
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I would, but I haven't read the recipe.

Come help us drive from Indianapolis to Roanoke on Wednesday.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/12/2009 7:35:13 AM   
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Can't drive with or for you because I have a compressed disc and can't sit for more than a 1/2 hour or so without some pain. (Not a funny excuse, but true.)

Can anyone iron my dress pants and dress shirts for me?

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/13/2009 3:29:18 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: still4gvn

but I don't have your skills.

would you tell me what is the "Big Chicken" in Allisonbrett's sig.


FYI: The Big Chicken is a landmark in Marietta, GA. Its a very old KFC restaurant with a HUGE chicken that is animated and moves. The eyes go round and round the the beak opens and closes. It's funny, around here you give direction by where you are according to the Big Chicken. Just ask anyone in Atlanta about the Big chicken! They'll know.



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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/13/2009 3:33:02 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MisterTR

Can anyone iron my dress pants and dress shirts for me?


Only if you let me use my car to press them.

Can someone please pay my mortgage this month?

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/13/2009 3:37:13 PM   
still4gvn


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I don't iron anything. not since , let's see...the 70's, I think.

If I get to GA, I'll be sure and wave at the chicken.

pick up my dh at the airport Saturday - I want to go to something at church.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/13/2009 6:33:58 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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Sorry, I'm too tired to go. Tell him to take a taxi.

I'm sick of being too busy to go out for fun. Please take on some of my chores, so I can go to a movie.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/16/2009 4:59:24 PM   
still4gvn


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but then who's going to clean my bathroom and shop?

please tell these dumb squirrels to stop trying to get in through the cat door.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/16/2009 10:40:42 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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I'd like to...but, the thought of squirrels taking over your home is somehow amusing to me.

Please find me a hand lotion that doesn't have perfume in it...I have allergies.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/17/2009 12:22:55 PM   
still4gvn


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me too. sometimes I use olive oil. but if I went to the store and smelled lotions for you I'd be sneezing.

come over and help me bake cookies
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/17/2009 8:20:43 PM   
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I can't. It rain too much in Seattle, and I only speak redneck - ha!

Come clean MY kitchen so I can bake cookies
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/17/2009 11:32:04 PM   
still4gvn


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can't, I just baked cookies and now I have to go out in the rain.

teach me how to speak 'redneck'
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/18/2009 2:12:55 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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I'd like to...but, technically, I'm only half red-neck (my Mom's from Alabama) and my Dad's Polish. So, I can ask you to pass the grits in Polish if you'd like...lol.

Please go pick out clothes for me to wear church.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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