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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/18/2009 3:44:00 PM   
heremainsfaithful


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I tried to pick out clothes, but you don't have any stilettos or feathers

Please teach me to speak Polish. The guy taking the wheels off my trailer is from Poland.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/20/2009 10:49:17 PM   
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The only thing I know in Polish is the Happy Birthday song and "Oh my Lord!" (when my grandma would get annoyed at us kids)...not sure that would help you much.

Someone play match-maker and find me the perfect guy to date.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/21/2009 6:03:36 AM   
Annie64


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I've never yet met the perfect date. Even my dh, as wonderful as he is, isn't perfect. So I can't set you up. Sorry.

Somebody come and work for me November 6-7. My co-worker who was going to switch with me so I could get those nights off got himself fired last week. I already paid for the Writer's Conference, and it's too late to get a refund.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/21/2009 2:31:46 PM   
still4gvn


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That's terrible. Hope you can go. but I don't think your boss would want me doing emergency calls with my long list of convictions for being an arsonist (jk )

come help me cheer up dh - his life was kind of on hold while he was caring for his brother and now he's having trouble catching up and getting back into his usual activities.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/22/2009 4:20:34 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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I'd like to cheer him up, but I'm too gloomy.

Someone take me to a Stuckey's store. They don't have any in Michigan and I want a Pecan log. (We used to go to them on our way to see my Mom's family in Alabama each summer.)

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/22/2009 5:11:24 PM   
Matthew-59


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I would take you to Stuckey's store, but I'd probably eat all the pecan logs before you got one and then you'd be angry with me. So, since I can't have that happening, I'll have to say no.

Somebody bake some chocolate chip cookies for me.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/22/2009 11:13:35 PM   
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I would..but, I ran out of those frozen pre-shaped ones and I'm too lazy to make them from scratch.

Someone wash my dishes for me.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/25/2009 12:30:37 AM   
Annie64


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If you'll come to my work and do my job for me, I'll be happy to wash your dishes.

Write a puppet skit for the kids' ministry tomorrow.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/26/2009 12:45:03 PM   
still4gvn


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I don't even know what puppets you have!

I remember Stuckeys and pecan logs from when we lived on the east coast . I want one too.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/26/2009 11:18:36 PM   
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I used to sell those things for fundraisers for my elementary school when I lived in Bent Mountain, Virginia (that really is it's name!) but I don't live there anymore, so I can't get you one. Besides, I hate pecans.

I think the space bar on the computer here at home isn't working right. Some techie come over here and check it.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/27/2009 1:19:58 AM   
still4gvn


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I'm not a techie, and anyway I'm suffering from pecan deprivation.

come decorate the car for 'trunk or treat'.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/27/2009 2:33:03 PM   
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I'd like to but, I'm on my way to Tennessee to buy a pecan log.

Someone drive me to Tennessee cuz my truck's not running that well.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/29/2009 1:36:45 PM   
still4gvn


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might be easier to make myself a pecan log than drive u.

please repaint my kitchen, I can't get some of the stains off.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/30/2009 6:09:21 PM   
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I can't right now... my foot itches.

Laugh until you want to stop.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/31/2009 10:05:15 PM   
still4gvn


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can't. I'd wake the cat.

scratch Mathew's foot.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/31/2009 11:48:41 PM   
Annie64


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Ewww! I don't deal with other people's feet. How do I know he doesn't have a foot fungus?

Set your clock back tonight. Daylight Savings Time ends.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 11/1/2009 10:56:20 PM   
still4gvn


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can't. this is Sunday evening and we already set them back last night.

I'm tired of having to listen my housemate blab on the phone. Find something else for her to do.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 11/1/2009 10:59:03 PM   
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I'd like to...but, then she's gonna start talking non-stop to you--much worse.

Please make all important decisions for me...I hate making decisions.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 11/3/2009 6:22:00 AM   
Annie64


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I would but I'd surely make you mad, and I don't want to make you mad.

Take my kids shopping. They're teenagers, and they're always wanting stuff.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 11/3/2009 6:17:41 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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I can't...cuz then my teen would want to go and I couldn't afford to buy stuff for all of them.

Someone make the fudge that's in a box in my cupboard. I'm too lazy to fix it, but I want some.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 11/3/2009 11:12:13 PM   
still4gvn


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but I just made a cake and frosted it chocolate.

please cheer up dh - I don't think he will like tonight's local election results.

< Message edited by still4gvn -- 11/3/2009 11:18:26 PM >
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 11/4/2009 2:45:03 AM   
Annie64


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Can't. My dh needs the cheering up because the Phillies are behind in the World Series. He doesn't really care about the Phillies; he just can't stand the Yankees.

Cheer the Phillies on to victory.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 11/4/2009 4:11:19 PM   
still4gvn


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the only thing I know about Phillies is how to make a Philly cheese sandwich. I used to work near the Yankee stadium but never went inside.

think of something we can do with the little munchkins Sat..
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 11/4/2009 4:21:14 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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I can't cuz I'm always bored myself on Saturdays. If I could think of something, I'd do it myself.

Someone find me a great movie to watch on TV.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 11/6/2009 3:25:45 AM   
still4gvn


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but I don't have a tv.

turn off my laptop and put me to bed.
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