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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 2:59:00 PM   
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I'll be attending a wedding soon and am determined to catch the bouquet during the toss. What can I do to ensure that I catch it?


Capture all the other single women and tie them up.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 3:37:00 PM   
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I'll be attending a wedding soon and am determined to catch the bouquet during the toss. What can I do to ensure that I catch it?


Hey, Shema, if you can do what this girl did in this Sierra Mist commercial, that bouquet is yours.

http://www.youtube.com/user/miguelmoreno1

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 3:44:26 PM   
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I'll be attending a wedding soon and am determined to catch the bouquet during the toss. What can I do to ensure that I catch it?


Hey, Shema, if you can do what this girl did in this Sierra Mist commercial, that bouquet is yours.

http://www.youtube.com/user/miguelmoreno1

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ROFL

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 10:22:12 PM   
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I'll be attending a wedding soon and am determined to catch the bouquet during the toss. What can I do to ensure that I catch it?


Hey, Shema, if you can do what this girl did in this Sierra Mist commercial, that bouquet is yours.

http://www.youtube.com/user/miguelmoreno1

Sierra Mist


Hilarious!!!
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 10:29:46 PM   
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I'll be attending a wedding soon and am determined to catch the bouquet during the toss. What can I do to ensure that I catch it?


Hey, Shema, if you can do what this girl did in this Sierra Mist commercial, that bouquet is yours.

http://www.youtube.com/user/miguelmoreno1

Sierra Mist

That's the best advice that anyone's ever given me. Perfect!

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 10:35:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: shemaromans

I'll be attending a wedding soon and am determined to catch the bouquet during the toss. What can I do to ensure that I catch it?




Hey, Shema, if you can do what this girl did in this Sierra Mist commercial, that bouquet is yours.

http://www.youtube.com/user/miguelmoreno1

Sierra Mist

That's the best advice that anyone's ever given me. Perfect!


You may get the boquet, but I'm doubting you'll get a beau after a demonstration like that!

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 10:36:33 PM   
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You may get the boquet, but I'm doubting you'll get a beau after a demonstration like that!

besiderself

Very, very true...which makes it quite excellent advice given the premise of this thread.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 10:38:54 PM   
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You also might have trouble being friends with the bridesmaids afterwards.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 10:41:09 PM   
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You also might have trouble being friends with the bridesmaids afterwards.

Not to mention going into debt paying for all of their medical bills.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 11:32:48 PM   
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You also might have trouble being friends with the bridesmaids afterwards.

Not to mention going into debt paying for all of their medical bills.


Yeah, but you'd have THE bouquet!!
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 11:46:15 PM   
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How do I make a person realize that I'm the one that God chose to be his wife?

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/20/2008 5:20:11 PM   
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How do I make a person realize that I'm the one that God chose to be his wife?

Start wearing a name tag that says: Hello! My name is [insert man's name] future wife.

When he asks why you're wearing it, tell him that a television evangelist sent the nametag to you after you sent him $29.99 in the mail to find out from him through divine revelation who God has planned for you to marry.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/20/2008 11:35:32 PM   
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How do I make a person realize that I'm the one that God chose to be his wife?


Put on a Wedding Dress find the man you want to marry and say to him "I am a sign. Now kiss me."

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/21/2008 6:08:29 PM   
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How do I make a person realize that I'm the one that God chose to be his wife?



Send him your wedding invitation and ask him to proof it for changes.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/21/2008 8:24:46 PM   
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How do I make a person realize that I'm the one that God chose to be his wife?



Send him your wedding invitation and ask him to proof it for changes.



FB, that is great advice. LOLA. I always joke around that I've got every thing ready for my wedding, all I need is the name of the groom to put in the wedding invitation.

Sidenote: we actually did this for my parents' 50th wedding anniversary. We arranged for them to have their vows renewed without them knowing it. So, on their anniversary, we handed them a card, which really was an invitation to their own wedding. We made all the arrangements, even her wedding dress was made. It was just like a real wedding, but only this time, the bride and groom didn't know about it. It was a blast! That was 13 years ago and now they're in their 63 years of marriage.

I know I shouldn't post it in this thread but I can't help talk about about my parents long marriage.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/21/2008 9:35:46 PM   
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That is VERY cool! I wasn't allowed to do anything for my parents' 50th anniversary. They celebrated 61 this year - mom didn't understand what day it was. It was very sad.

Back to your regularly scheduled thread.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/21/2008 9:40:03 PM   
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I have a tooth that needs to be worked on. What should I do?

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/21/2008 10:59:03 PM   
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I have a tooth that needs to be worked on. What should I do?

Don't brush or floss for at least three weeks prior to your dental appointment.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/21/2008 11:01:12 PM   
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I have a tooth that needs to be worked on. What should I do?


Eat lots of taffy to loosen it up.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/21/2008 11:03:30 PM   
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LOL Walking and Shema!

Now this kinda reminds me of one of my favorite Steven Wright one liners:

"I have a really cute hygenist, so I have an appointment, in the lobby I eat an entire box of Oreos."

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/22/2008 7:36:12 AM   
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I have a tooth that needs to be worked on. What should I do?

Ignore it.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/22/2008 1:55:15 PM   
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I have a tooth that needs to be worked on. What should I do?


Pull it out yourself. That there will be no costly dentist bill.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/22/2008 5:31:34 PM   
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have a tooth that needs to be worked on. What should I do?


Get a string. Tie one end to your tooth, tie the other end to a door knob. Stand 4 feet away from the door. Slam the door really hard! Voila, your problem is solved, and no dentist bill.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/22/2008 5:34:46 PM   
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But what if the string breaks instead?

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/22/2008 5:36:34 PM   
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HUmble, you worry too much, lol.

Then do it again! Only use a stronger string next time! Trust me, it works! let me know how it goes, lollllll!

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