I am offended that more people have not wished me a Happy Birthday in my Birthday thread in Personally For You.
I'm offended that I almost missed that...
I'm offended that I did miss that. Happy late birthday!!!!!!!!!
Every time I see your avatar I think it's a girls because it's sparkly...is that offensive?
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When I've shown you that I just don't care When I'm throwing punches in the air When I'm broken down and I can't stand Will you be strong enough to be my man?
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I'm offended that it's such hard work not to offend people.
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Those who are offenders are those who stopped riding the fence - off fence ive.
So I guess the only way to not offend is to stay on the fence.....
That was for those easily offended by puns
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Avatar is my daughter Laura and SIL David on their wedding 9/20/09 ==================================== Our CD is now available here: http://cdbaby.com/cd/dswaggoner