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RE: Favorite movie lines - 12/9/2008 10:10:09 AM
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E_Lin
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Roddy Piper in They Live: " I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick (backside). And I'm alllllllll out of bubblegum..."
A dumb blonde (whom I will not name) in a stupid B grade movie (that I will not name), who, in a particular scene is re-reading the collective works of nihilistic philosopher Frederick Neitsche after dying and becoming a zombie: "Ha ha, this makes so much more sense now!"
Obi Wan Kenobi, to Luke Skywalker in Return of the Jedi: "What I told you was true, from a certain point of view..." I have used this many times on my wife, and it never fails to get me in trouble. There has come to be between us an "understanding" of the "Obi Wan" version of the truth. But I still keep getting in trouble. I am incorrigible.
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 12/9/2008 4:00:28 PM
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Got some more, then i will quit.
Wizard of Oz.....''I'll get u my pretty, and your little dog too!''
How to Marry a Millionaire....''Most women use more brains in the third at Belmont than they do picking a husband.'' Lauren Bacall
Love Story......''Love means never having to say your sorry.''
A League of Their Own.....''Are you crying? There's no crying..There's no crying in baseball!''
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 12/9/2008 4:34:28 PM
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ORIGINAL: lightbeamrider
The Passion...''Look mother i make all things new''
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That one still get me every time.
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 12/10/2008 9:30:15 PM
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"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LANCELOT:
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your name?
LANCELOT:
My name is 'Sir Launcelot of Camelot'.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
LANCELOT:
To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your favourite colour?
LANCELOT:
Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Right. Off you go.
LANCELOT:
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
ROBIN:
That's easy!
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
ROBIN:
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your name?
ROBIN:
'Sir Robin of Camelot'.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
ROBIN:
To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
ROBIN:
I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Stop! What... is your name?
GALAHAD:
'Sir Galahad of Camelot'.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
GALAHAD:
I seek the Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your favourite colour?
GALAHAD:
Blue. No, yel-- auuuuuuuugh!
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Hee hee heh. Stop! What... is your name?
ARTHUR:
It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
ARTHUR:
To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR:
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Huh? I-- I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh!
BEDEVERE:
How do know so much about swallows?
ARTHUR:
Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 12/19/2008 10:12:41 AM
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Gloria the Hippo: Okay, let's make a good impression on the people. Smiles, everyone. Let's get it together.
Gloria the Hippo: Is that the best you can do, Melman?
Melman the Giraffe: Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas.
Gloria the Hippo: Okay, well, great. Let's make gas look good.
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When I've shown you that I just don't care
When I'm throwing punches in the air
When I'm broken down and I can't stand
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 12/22/2008 6:21:18 PM
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"If lovin' the Lord is wrong, I don't wanna be right"
"Hold to God's unchanging hand. He got the Hebrew boys out the fiery furnace...He got Daniel out the lion's den...He got Gilligan off the island..."
-Arsenio Hall as the preacher in Coming to America
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 12/22/2008 10:37:25 PM
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E_Lin
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Bruce Campbell, in Army of Darkness: "Gimme some sugar, baby..."
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 12/23/2008 9:06:47 AM
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From " A Christmas Story"
"Oh my God - I shot my eye out!"
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 12/27/2008 2:09:33 PM
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This is a bit of a paraphrase.
"That's how it starts the ooohing and the aahing, then the running and the screaming" - Jurassic Park II or III
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 12/31/2008 12:11:24 AM
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E_Lin
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From the movie "Independence Day" - where near the end Randy Quaid's character flies into the alien ship to sacrifice himself, and says one thing I am not allowed to post:
"In the words of my generation, . . . . ." (you know what he said if you saw it)
and the other that I am allowed to post:
"Hello boys, remember me? I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!"
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 12/31/2008 3:44:31 PM
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"If you wanna be somebody, if you wanna go somewhere, you better wake up and pay attention" - Sister Mary Clarence (Whoopi) Sister Act 2
Fran-"K"- Rumor is that you're a Las Vegas Show Girl
Sister MC- My dearest Fran-K...I have never been nor ever will be a Las Vegas showgirl....I...am a Headliner!
Timon in The Lion King- If you're looking for piece of juicy meat/Eat my friend Puma, he is a treat/...all ya gotta do is get in line/Are ya achin'/(yup, yup) for some bacon/(yup, yup)/He's a big pig/You can be a big pig, too/ HUII!
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 12/31/2008 4:13:14 PM
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"This corn is like an angel." - Dan, Dan in Real Life
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 12/31/2008 4:48:51 PM
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"All the terrorist in the world and I have to kill one with feet smaller than my sister."Bruce Willis Die Hard
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/2/2009 4:38:28 PM
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Old man: Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?
George Bailey: What's that?
Old Man: Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?
George Bailey: You want me to kiss her, eh?
Old Man: Aww, youth is wasted on the wrong people!
It's A Wonderful Life
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/2/2009 7:00:10 PM
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I watched 'Stardust' again this week -
"You were a mouse. You were a mouse, you wanted cheese!" ~ Yvaine, embarrassed as she realizes that Tristan heard her declaration of love. Her line delivery cracks me up.
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/3/2009 9:24:44 PM
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Wizard of Oz - "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too?
Armageddon - "I only came here to drill," then the nurse replies "Me too" while holding some kind of exam apparatus.
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/3/2009 11:17:30 PM
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From Airplane!
Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: I can't tell.
Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, I mean, I'm just not sure.
Dr. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess "for another two hours"?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another two hours.
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/3/2009 11:18:35 PM
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Marcus.
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From Airplane!
Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
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A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. -- Sigmund Freud
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/3/2009 11:20:20 PM
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Marcus.
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More from Airplane!
Elaine Dickinson: You got a telegram from headquarters today.
Ted Striker: Headquarters--what is it?
Elaine Dickinson: Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.
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Randy: There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was . . .
Ted Striker: The cockpit--what is it?
Randy: It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.
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Dr. Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital--what is it?
Dr. Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
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A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. -- Sigmund Freud
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/3/2009 11:22:50 PM
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Marcus.
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Even more from Airplane!
Steve McCroskey: I want the best available man on this. A man who knows that plane inside and out. And, won't crack under pressure.
Johnny: How 'bout Mr. Rogers?
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Dr. Rumack: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?
Elaine Dickinson: No.
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A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. -- Sigmund Freud
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/3/2009 11:25:26 PM
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Marcus.
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And probably the most famous lines from Airplane!
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking coffee.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit taking amphetamines.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/3/2009 11:58:34 PM
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From Star Trek II:
Dr. Gillian Taylor: Sure you won't change your mind?
Spock: Is there something wrong with the one I have?
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Dr. Gillian Taylor: He's just gonna hang around the bushes while we eat?
Kirk: [shrugs] It's his way.
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Spock: Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
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Kirk: Out of the way...
Shore Patrolman: Sorry, Doctor, I have strict orders...
[Gillian moans in pain]
McCoy: My God man. Do you want an acute case on your hands? This woman has immediate postprandial, upper-abdominal distention. Now, out of the way! Get out of the way!
[they enter the OR]
Kirk: What did you say she has?
McCoy: Cramps.
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Shore Patrolman: How's the patient, doctor?
Kirk: He's gonna make it.
Shore Patrolman: He? You came in with a she.
Kirk: One little mistake...
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/4/2009 12:06:53 AM
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From Star Trek V:
Spock: [after Kirk has fallen off El Capitan] Perhaps "because it is there" is not sufficient reason for climbing a mountain.
Kirk: I am hardly in a position to disagree.
[see McCoy running toward him]
Kirk: Hi, Bones! Mind if we drop in for dinner?
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Spock: He reminds me of someone I knew in my youth
Bones: Why, Spock, I didn't know you had one.
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Kirk: Mr. Scott, you're a miracle!
Scotty: There's no miracle about it. I know this ship like the back of my hand.
[walks into low-hanging beam, knocks himself out cold]
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[Around camp fire singing "Row Row Row your Boat"]
Kirk: Come on. Spock... Why didn't you jump in?
Spock: I was trying to comprehend the meaning of the words.
McCoy: It's a song, you green-blooded... Vulcan. You sing it. The words aren't important. What's important is that you have a good time singing it.
Spock: Oh, I am sorry Doctor. Were we having a good time?
McCoy: God I liked him better before he died.
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