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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/4/2009 12:53:21 AM
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From Always:
Al Yackey: My engine's on fire! Can you believe that? And I was in such a good mood!
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{after both engines of his B-26 have stopped running as he is returning to base}
Tower Controller: Pete, what do you need, what do you need
Pete Sandich: Glider practice
{Controller sounds the alarm for the airport fire department}
Pete Sandich: This is good. I was rusty on panic.
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{Trying to clear a ridge line between himself and the runway}
Pete Sandich: Up and over. Up and over.
Pete Sandich: Come on Mama. We're too cute to die.
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{After Pete is dead and is sent back as a spirit to help Ted. Pete is behind Ted in a B-26 trying to learn how to drop fire retardant}
Pete Sandich: Bad line Ted. Bad line Ted.
Pete Sandich: If you don't straighten out the line, you're gonna dump all over Al.
{Pete starts laughing}
Pete Sandich: Great line Ted.
Pete Sandich: Aim for that last flag that looks like an umbrella.
{Ted dumps his load of fire retardant all over Al.}
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/4/2009 2:46:54 AM
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More from Gie Hard
"All the terrorist in the world and I have to kill one with feet smaller than my sister."Bruce Willis Die Hard
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
"We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess."
"Business is business. You use a gun, I use a fountain pen. What's the difference?"
"Only John can drive somebody that crazy."
"This is agent Johnson. No, the other one"
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/5/2009 10:00:46 AM
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Live Free, Die Hard
~"You just blew up a helicopter with a car!"
"I know...I ran out of bullets."
~ "I know that tone! I'm just not used to hearing it from someone...with hair."
~ "You a big fan of the Fett?"
"Nahh...I was always a Star Wars guy."
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When I'm throwing punches in the air
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/5/2009 2:09:00 PM
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"I didn't kill my wife!"
"I don't care!"
The Fugitive
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/6/2009 12:14:17 AM
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Airplane!:
Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive *** dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/6/2009 3:18:12 PM
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Airplane!:
Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive *** dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
The funniest thing about this whole scene is that the Jive Lady is June Cleaver.
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He bloodies your nose and then gives you a ride home on his bike"
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/11/2009 12:57:17 PM
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P.B.
Vizzini vs. the Man in Black
Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
Then later,
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... PLOP!
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/12/2009 2:59:33 PM
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Vizzini: Inconceivable!
Inigo: That word...I do not think it means what you think it means.
Vizzini to the Giant: And you! Do want to go back to where you came from? Unemployed...in GREENLAND!!!
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/13/2009 9:48:07 AM
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"I'll have what she's having!" - When Harry Met Sally
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/13/2009 1:07:04 PM
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From The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything:
"You really think that's a good idea?"
"No, but I haven't got a better one."
Hee. That always makes me laugh.
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/13/2009 1:12:54 PM
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Speaking of Veggie Tales, from Jonah: The Movie:
"Jonah was a prophet/oooh oooh/but he never really got it/sad but true/...he did not get the point..."
"Stop slapping people with fishes!"
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/13/2009 1:50:50 PM
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From Monty Python: Search for the Holy Grail
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
Sir Robin: That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot.
Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Sir Robin: *I never did!*
Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Sir Robin: *Oh, you liars!*
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/13/2009 1:52:39 PM
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From Monty Python: Search for the Holy Grail
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/13/2009 5:33:22 PM
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The Princess Bride
Wesley: Truuuuueee Loooove
Inigo: See, he said true love
Miracle Max: True love is a wonderful thing, but he did not say true love. He said "Tu Blave", which everyone knows means "To bluff". Perhaps you were playing cards and he owes you money or something.
Wife: Liar! Liiiiiarrrr!!!
Max: Shut up, you witch!
Wife: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife but I don't know if I want to be that anymore!......HUMPADINK!
Max: I'm not listening!!!!
Wife: Humpadink! Humpadink! Humpadink!
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/14/2009 12:47:35 PM
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The Princess Bride
Wesley: Truuuuueee Loooove
Inigo: See, he said true love
Miracle Max: True love is a wonderful thing, but he did not say true love. He said "Tu Blave", which everyone knows means "To bluff". Perhaps you were playing cards and he owes you money or something.
Wife: Liar! Liiiiiarrrr!!!
Max: Shut up, you witch!
Wife: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife but I don't know if I want to be that anymore!......HUMPADINK!
Max: I'm not listening!!!!
Wife: Humpadink! Humpadink! Humpadink!
You left out "Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT, a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that."
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/14/2009 1:54:54 PM
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ORIGINAL: rockitd
The Princess Bride
Wesley: Truuuuueee Loooove
Inigo: See, he said true love
Miracle Max: True love is a wonderful thing, but he did not say true love. He said "Tu Blave", which everyone knows means "To bluff". Perhaps you were playing cards and he owes you money or something.
Wife: Liar! Liiiiiarrrr!!!
Max: Shut up, you witch!
Wife: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife but I don't know if I want to be that anymore!......HUMPADINK!
Max: I'm not listening!!!!
Wife: Humpadink! Humpadink! Humpadink!
You left out "Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT, a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that."
LOL! How could I forget!!! Billy Crystal was at his best!!!!  
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Mr. Brown (singing): "This Is Yo Granda-ddddyyyy!" (Meet the Browns)
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/25/2009 7:52:40 PM
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Some of the best movie quotes have been posted already - Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, and Princess Bride of course... the only other classic comedy missing is Napoleon Dynamite...
Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/28/2009 12:21:26 AM
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From the best 'funny line' movie ever - So I Married An Axe Murderer
Charlie Mackenzie: Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man
Stuart Mackenzie: Alright, give your mother a kiss, or I'll kick your teeth in.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?
Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tets up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartarse!
Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed.
Tony Giardino: Shhh!
Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
Tony Giardino: Shh!
Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system.
Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.
Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! MOVE!
Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow
Charlie Mackenzie: I'm smitten. I'm in deep smit.
Charlie Mackenzie: We have a piper down! I repeat, a piper is down!
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/29/2009 1:59:12 PM
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One of my (many) favorites from Bruce Almighty:
Bruce: Wait, really. I'm warning you. When I'm backed into a corner, I'm like a wild animal!
God: You haven't won a fight since the fifth grade and that was against a girl.
Bruce: Yeah, but she was *huge*. She'd been held back.
God: And the sun was in her eyes.
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/29/2009 11:43:14 PM
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From Armageddon:
Lev Andropov: It's stuck, yes?
Watts: Back off! You don't know the components!
Lev Andropov: [annoyed] Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
Lev Andropov: This is how we fix problem in the Russian space station!
[hits panel with tool]
[after escaping the Russian Space Station explosion]
Freddy Noonan: Pretty intense, huh?
Lev Andropov: That's why I told you "touch nothing". But you're bunch of cowboys!
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Colonel William Sharp: [In response to Rockhound riding the nuclear warhead] Get off... the nuclear... warhead.
Rockhound: I was doing that guy from that movie, you know, Slim Pickens, where he rides it all the way in, the nuclear warhead.
Colonel William Sharp: Now.
Rockhound: Oh, you didn't see that one, huh?
Rockhound: [after getting off the nuclear warhead] Hey Sharp! No nukes! No nukes! No nukes!
Harry Stamper: [Harry turns to Sharp] You got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp?
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/30/2009 6:37:48 PM
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"You sho is ugly" from "The Color Purple"
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/31/2009 2:59:54 AM
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From the McKenzie brothers in the movie "Strange Brew":
Bob McK. -- "This movie was filmed in 3-B."
Doug McK. -- "Yeah, three beers and it's lookin' good..."
Doug McK. (bribing secretary with donut) -- "It's a jelly!"
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 1/31/2009 3:03:09 AM
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From "The Empire Strikes Back":
Han -- "We don't have time to discuss this in a committee!"
Leia -- "I am not a committee!!"
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