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RE: Favorite movie lines - 2/1/2009 7:10:47 PM
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chrsbrss
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Father Goose – 1960’s…
British Navy Aid: Sir, Father Goose is requesting a Chaplain
British Admiral: Good heavens, he killed her
Aid: No sir, he wants to get married!
Admiral: Married!!!? Goody two-shoes and the Filthy Beast!!!?
It’s much funnier when you see it in the movie.
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 2/3/2009 3:44:51 PM
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One of my favorite football cheers, from Wildcats:
U G L Y, you ain't got no alibi! You ugly! You ugly! Yo momma says you ugly!
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He bloodies your nose and then gives you a ride home on his bike"
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 2/4/2009 4:30:53 PM
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Diary of a A Mad Black Woman
New wife: What are you doing?
Madea: Who you?
New wife: I'm the owner of this house.
Madea: Wrong! My granddaughter is the owner of this house. You just the 'ho!
New wife: I know tae kwon do!
Madea: And I know whoop yo' ....!
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 2/5/2009 2:32:04 PM
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From "A Fistfull of Yen", a short feature in TKFM -
-"What was dat? This is not a shawade. We need totoe concentwayshun. Now. Once again. Weeth feeeewing..."
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 2/15/2009 6:05:55 AM
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Gross Point Blank
Deb...''Is there a Mrs Mysterio?''
Blank.''No, but i have a very nice cat.''
Deb...''Not the same.''
Blank.''Well you don't know my cat, it's very demanding.''
Deb.''It? You don't know if its a boy or a girl?''
Blank.''I respect it's privacy.''
Deb..."Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?''
Mr. Newberry ''I visualized you as one of those slackster, flannel wearing, coffee house misanthropes I've been seeing in Newsweek.''
Martin....'''No no no. I went the other road. Six figures, doing business with leadpipe cruelty, mercenary sensibility. You know, sports, sex, no real relationships. How about you-how have the years been treating you?''
Mr Newberry ''Well you know me Marty, same old sellout, exploiting the oppressed.''
I Could Never Be Your Woman
Daughter (Singing to Britney tune)
''Oops I got a career by shaking my rear
and making guys leer
Oh baby baby
Oops I'm gonna sing more and dance like a whore
I'm just not talented.''
Daughter ''Mom when can I have sex?''
Mom ''When you get your Master Degree''
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 2/16/2009 5:29:20 PM
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The Family That Preys
Male stripper: Hey, baby! You wanna rub oil on my body?
Alice: Oh yeah. That would be nice (whips out anointing oil and throws some his way) The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost!
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 2/17/2009 8:02:58 PM
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Samsonite. I was WAY off!
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 2/18/2009 2:16:55 PM
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The Family That Preys
Cowboy: You wanna dance?
Alice: You know how to holy dance?
Cowboy: Holy dance? No.
Alice: I didn't think so, so git!
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 2/21/2009 12:22:00 PM
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I_am_Jonathan
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Favorite lines from the movie "Smoke Signals" (1998)
Randy Peone:
"Good morning, this is Randy Peone on KREZ radio, the voice of the Coeur d'Alene Indian Reservation. And it's time for the morning traffic report on this rainy Bicentennial Fourth of July. Let's go out to Lester Falls Apart in the KREZ traffic van broken down at the crossroads."
Lester Falls Apart:
"Big truck just went by... now it's gone."
Randy Peone:
"Well, there you go folks. Looks like another busy morning."
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Velma:
"Hey Thomas, need a ride?"
Thomas Builds The Fire:
"Yeaaah!"
Velma:
"What are ya goin' to trade for it. We're Indians, remember. We barter!"
Thomas Builds The Fire:
"A story?"
Lucy:
"Better be good, enit?"
Thomas Builds The Fire:
"Arnold got arrested, you know. But he got lucky. They charged him with attempted murder. Then they plea-bargained that down to assault with a deadly weapon. Then they plea-bargained that down to being an Indian in the Twentieth Century. Then he got two years in Walla-Walla."
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Thomas Builds The Fire and Victor Joseph sing on the bus...
Wey yah hey ya he yo, wey yah hey
John Wayne's teeth
John Wayne's teeth
Are they false or are they real?
Ha ha hey yah ha hey yah hey
Wey yo hey ya hey ya ho
John Wayne's teeth
John Wayne's teeth
Are they plastic or are they steel?
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Thomas Builds The Fire:
"Sometimes it's a good day to die, and sometimes it's a good day to have breakfast."
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Thomas Builds The Fire:
"The only thing more pathetic than Indians on TV, is Indians watching Indians on TV."
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Velma:
"You guys got your passports?"
Thomas Builds The Fire:
"Passports?"
Velma:
"Yeaaah, you're leavin' the rez and goin' into a whole different country, cousin."
Thomas Builds The Fire:
"But... but, it's the United States."
Lucy:
"D*** right it is! That's as foreign as it gets. Hope you two have your vaccinations."
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 8/2/2009 7:38:57 AM
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Watchmen.
Dr. Manhattan: Will you smile if i admit i was wrong?
Laurie: About what?
Dr. Manhattan: Miracles. Events with astronomical odds of occurring, like turning oxygen into gold. I've longed to witness such an event and yet i neglect that in human coupling. Millions upon millions of cells compete to create life, for generation after generation, until, finally, your mother loves a man. Edward Blake, the Comedian, a man she has every reason to hate, and out of that contradiction, against unfathomable odds, it's you-only you-that emerged, to distill so specific a form from all that chaos. It's like turning air into gold. A miracle.
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Dr. Manhattan: My father was a watch maker. He abandoned it when Einstein discovered time is relative. I would only agree that a symbolic clock is as nourishing to the intellect as a photograph of oxygen to a drowning man.
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 8/2/2009 12:32:55 PM
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ORIGINAL: Marcus.
From Armageddon:
Lev Andropov: It's stuck, yes?
Watts: Back off! You don't know the components!
Lev Andropov: [annoyed] Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
Lev Andropov: This is how we fix problem in the Russian space station!
[hits panel with tool]
[after escaping the Russian Space Station explosion]
Freddy Noonan: Pretty intense, huh?
Lev Andropov: That's why I told you "touch nothing". But you're bunch of cowboys!
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Colonel William Sharp: [In response to Rockhound riding the nuclear warhead] Get off... the nuclear... warhead.
Rockhound: I was doing that guy from that movie, you know, Slim Pickens, where he rides it all the way in, the nuclear warhead.
Colonel William Sharp: Now.
Rockhound: Oh, you didn't see that one, huh?
Rockhound: [after getting off the nuclear warhead] Hey Sharp! No nukes! No nukes! No nukes!
Harry Stamper: [Harry turns to Sharp] You got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp?
This is one of my FAVORITES!!!!!
NDY
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 8/2/2009 3:08:49 PM
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ManimalX
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How about a few from one of the funniest guys ever, Mr. Steve Martin?
Pfc. Wally Holbrook: "Permission to speak freely, sir?"
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: ""Permission"? What are we in Russia? Say anything you want!"
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Insp. Jacques Clouseau: "Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed."
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Reporter: "Inspector, do you know if the killer was a man or woman?"
Inspector Clouseau: "Well of course I know that! What else is there? A kitten?"
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Ponton: "He was just found dead in a training facility locker room. Shot in the head."
Inspector Clouseau: "Was it fatal?"
Ponton: "Yes."
Inspector Clouseau: "How fatal?"
Ponton: "Um, completely."
Inspector Clouseau: "I want to talk to him now!"
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Inspector Clouseau: "Do not leave Europe!"
Yuri: "But we have matches in Asia."
Inspector Clouseau: "All right. Do not leave Europe or Asia!"
Yuri: "And we also have a match in Brazil."
Inspector Clouseau: "Do not leave Europe, Asia, or the Americas!"
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Citizen, as he receives a ticket for parking too far away from a curb: "Bu it is only 9 centimeters!"
Inspector Clouseau: "Yes... 9 centimeters into the dark, seamy underbelly of crime!"
< Message edited by ManimalX -- 8/3/2009 4:13:11 AM >
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 8/17/2009 11:37:53 PM
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dctalkgirl
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Here are mine....
How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days: You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there, you're like a freaking one woman circus. (Ben)
My boyfriend thinks I'm fat, I can't eat in front of you, I can't eat in front of you. (Andie)
Twilight:Can you keep your thoughts to yourself? (Edward)
I would become the meal. (Bella)
Extreme Days:For the love of donuts, let's go. (Matt)
Fireproof:I've learned that you don't leave your partner behind especially in a fire. (Caleb)
Hitch:Don't ever do that again. (Hitch)
Get Out! (Hitch)
Love's Unfolding Dream:This isn't your world, Drew. (Belinda)
You're my world. (Drew)
Toy Story 2:We can read, we're not preschool toys, Slinky.
Save the Last Dance:I can dance in circles probably around you. (Sarah)
A Walk to Remember:Will you marry me? (Landon)
I told you not to fall in love with me. (Jamie)
The Fast and The Furious:See ya! (Letty)
That's not what I had in mind. (Dom)
I thought if I got in your good graces, you would let me keep my car. (Brian)
You are in my good graces, but you're not keeping your car. (Dom)
I think that about covers it. Ya I watch way too many movies.
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 8/17/2009 11:50:37 PM
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ManimalX
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Hey, I have a fun one:
I just watched one of the first G.I.Joe cartoon episodes.
Duke, after getting buzzed by a low flying jet: "I'm gonna go kick the mustard outta that hotdog!"
HAHA! My 6-yr-old and I have everyone saying it now!
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 8/23/2009 6:32:20 PM
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gtmie
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my fav libne in a movie was in elf when the guy drinks all that soda and then burps really really loud and then says "DID U HEAR THAT?" CANU SAY CLASSIC?
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 8/24/2009 7:23:44 PM
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"Lane, I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years, I'm no dummy." Better off dead.
I haven't been through this thread yet but one of my all time favourite lines is from that movie:
"TWO DOLLARS!"
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 8/26/2009 3:01:03 PM
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quote:
ORIGINAL: I_am_Jonathan
Favorite lines from the movie "Smoke Signals" (1998)
Randy Peone:
"Good morning, this is Randy Peone on KREZ radio, the voice of the Coeur d'Alene Indian Reservation. And it's time for the morning traffic report on this rainy Bicentennial Fourth of July. Let's go out to Lester Falls Apart in the KREZ traffic van broken down at the crossroads."
Lester Falls Apart:
"Big truck just went by... now it's gone."
Randy Peone:
"Well, there you go folks. Looks like another busy morning."
**********************************
Velma:
"Hey Thomas, need a ride?"
Thomas Builds The Fire:
"Yeaaah!"
Velma:
"What are ya goin' to trade for it. We're Indians, remember. We barter!"
Thomas Builds The Fire:
"A story?"
Lucy:
"Better be good, enit?"
Thomas Builds The Fire:
"Arnold got arrested, you know. But he got lucky. They charged him with attempted murder. Then they plea-bargained that down to assault with a deadly weapon. Then they plea-bargained that down to being an Indian in the Twentieth Century. Then he got two years in Walla-Walla."
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Thomas Builds The Fire and Victor Joseph sing on the bus...
Wey yah hey ya he yo, wey yah hey
John Wayne's teeth
John Wayne's teeth
Are they false or are they real?
Ha ha hey yah ha hey yah hey
Wey yo hey ya hey ya ho
John Wayne's teeth
John Wayne's teeth
Are they plastic or are they steel?
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Thomas Builds The Fire:
"Sometimes it's a good day to die, and sometimes it's a good day to have breakfast."
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Thomas Builds The Fire:
"The only thing more pathetic than Indians on TV, is Indians watching Indians on TV."
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Velma:
"You guys got your passports?"
Thomas Builds The Fire:
"Passports?"
Velma:
"Yeaaah, you're leavin' the rez and goin' into a whole different country, cousin."
Thomas Builds The Fire:
"But... but, it's the United States."
Lucy:
"D*** right it is! That's as foreign as it gets. Hope you two have your vaccinations."
:::snort::: 
oh my ribs hurt! I sooo remember watching this movie!
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 8/26/2009 3:57:44 PM
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WilliamtheConqueror
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"I've got to go, Rock. It's all right. I'm not afraid. Some time, Rock, when the team is up against it, when things are wrong and the breaks are beating the boys, ask them to go in there with all they've got and win just one for the Gipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Rock. But I'll know about it, and I'll be happy."
From Knute Rockne All American , 1940, starring Pat O'brien and Ronald Reagan (George Gipp).
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 8/26/2009 4:13:33 PM
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Judge Mablean: Congratulations, Mable Simmons, you're now a foster mother?
Madea: The h... I am!
Judge Mablean: It's either foster mother or prison!
Madea: I'll take prison for 100, Alex.
- Madea's Family Reunion
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 8/26/2009 10:38:10 PM
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"It's good. It's shiny." -- Cool, Parenthood.
"Death by stereo!" -- Sam, The Lost Boys
"What's up Big Perm?... I mean Big Worm." -- Smokey, Friday (Friday has so many good lines, but they're all against TOS.)
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 8/27/2009 10:28:58 PM
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Remembered a funny line from an otherwise dark (but really good) movie, The Order.
Thomas: [entering just as Alex is vanquishing demons] Go back to hell, yourself. What kind of greeting is that?
Hee.
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RE: Favorite movie lines - 9/23/2009 5:02:08 PM
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Tula: Ian doesn't eat meat...he's a vegetarian.
Aunt:He don't eat meat?!? What you mean he DON'T EAT NO MEAT?! (Pauses while everyone looks on)...That's okay, I make lamb!
Favorite quote by Gus: Put some Windex on it!
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