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RE: Bad advice - 6/25/2009 6:41:26 PM   
kingdom1111


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why not both... light your self on fire and then jump in the water.


im hot, what to do??

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RE: Bad advice - 6/25/2009 7:33:41 PM   
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Take off all your clothes

What is better, pink nail polish or neon green?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/25/2009 7:44:19 PM   
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to find out wear each kind on your lips for a week to see which color people like best.

the radio isnt playing enough music, what to do?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/25/2009 7:48:53 PM   
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scream and throw it against the wall--that'll teach it a lesson.

I should be getting ready to go with my friends to a church convention. Yet, I want to take a nap--what should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/25/2009 7:53:52 PM   
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take a nap at the convention

because Chrystal-J-007 is from Detroit and my parents and sister and everyone of my family members are there now im lonely and sad, what to do??

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RE: Bad advice - 6/25/2009 8:34:10 PM   
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Walk to Detroit. The creepiest people are the best to ride with.

I am disgusted at myself. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/25/2009 11:53:40 PM   
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Eat ice cream and watch soap operas--works for me.

it is so hot and humid here..but, I only have one small air conditioner. How can I keep cool?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/26/2009 2:18:59 PM   
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Eat popsicles until your sick. That oughta keep you cool.

Several people have told me that I look way younger than I am, and when your 15 and trying to act mature that isn't always the thing you want to hear. How can I be assured I look older, or at least my actual age?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/26/2009 2:23:27 PM   
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smoke cigars


what should i do about the noisy neighbors??

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RE: Bad advice - 6/26/2009 4:34:23 PM   
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Throw shoes at them.

How do I get a cat?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/26/2009 4:48:14 PM   
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steal one from a pet store.

i hear the police outside, what to do??

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RE: Bad advice - 6/26/2009 5:21:52 PM   
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Stick your head out your door and start snorting really loud like a pig and yell; "I smell bacon!!"


I need to go to a chiropractor, but don't really want to. What do you recommend?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/26/2009 5:51:28 PM   
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have a friend jump up and down on your back instead.

I have seen zero, 0, nadda, zilcho customers today, what to do??

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RE: Bad advice - 6/26/2009 6:27:26 PM   
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Go on the street and drag them in.

The pet store has no cats. What else should I do to get a cat?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/26/2009 6:32:29 PM   
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keep watchin the side of the road when driving, someones bound to hit one and you can have that one.

I just tried to pull a custy from the streets and got beat up, what now??

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RE: Bad advice - 6/26/2009 8:56:13 PM   
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put up a big sign, "free food and door prizes inside" then when you've got some in, lock the door till they buy stuff. what do you sell?

I don't care why Michael J died. do I need counseling?
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RE: Bad advice - 6/26/2009 9:56:57 PM   
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You don't need counselling. You need to repent! YOu are a heartless, uncaring woman who's totally devoid of real emotion and compassion. And your lack of celebrity worship makes you totally out of touch with reality.

I am quarantined at home for the next two weeks. What kind of activities can my cat and I do together?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 12:22:27 AM   
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Take your cat lots of baths.

I had a disappointing night. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 10:49:53 AM   
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Don't be ridiculous. You'll have a lot more disappointing nights in the future, so why worry over just one? But, to lessen the chance of it happening again, I'd recommend you sleep day and night. That way you won't have the chance to become disappointed.


I need to make something to eat for breakfast. What should I have?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 1:42:20 PM   
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Well since you're obviously past lunch now, I would suggest a sandwich with lunch meat.

All my friends are going to be gone the next few weeks. What should I do? I'm going to be bored out of my gourd!

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 4:29:31 PM   
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Rob a few convenience stores.

I need people to read my blog. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 5:21:55 PM   
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give out cash for those who do (ill read it right after i'm done here )


I need extra cash for the weekend, what to do??

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 5:34:29 PM   
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Like I said, rob a few convenience stores. That should give you enough cash.

I can't update my sig, which has an outdated blog which I no longer visit. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 7:52:26 PM   
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hav a fit of rage and break your computer

I have to get up really early 2morrow and dont want to, what to do?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 8:36:34 PM   
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Get up really late. =D

I have to get up really early as well. What should I do to wake up early?

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