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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 9:37:59 PM   
Matthew-59


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I have to get up really early as well. What should I do to wake up early?

You don't have to wake up early if you don't want to. Tomorrow is Sunday, so go ahead and sleep in.


I'd like to go outside right now, but it's raining really hard. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 10:07:01 PM   
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Run out naked. Very good for your health.

How to improve my eyesight?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 10:46:16 PM   
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Run out naked. Very good for your health.

Good for my health, but not so good for my neighbors. LOL!!

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How to improve my eyesight?

Take your finger and poke yourself in each eye twice a day. It realigns your visual nerves behind the eye so they will work better.


How can I get myself to exercise daily?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 10:51:37 PM   
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Buy yourself a TV and sit in front of it.

I poked myself in the eye and I can't see. How can I see again?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 11:09:23 PM   
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Make a close friend or loved one to "see" for you. (And even after your sight comes back, let them keep doing everything for you.)

Should I walk up to the store and buy some Pepsi or wait until tomorrow?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 11:26:27 PM   
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Walk up to the store now. I don't know what time it is there but right now in New England is the best time to be mugged.

Should I go to bed or keep writing?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 11:34:55 PM   
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stay up all night...life is short--cram everything in you can.

Should I put some lime slices in my Pepsi?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 11:37:22 PM   
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Why not?

How do I talk to someone who doesn't want to be talked to?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 11:41:27 PM   
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Who cares what they want? Talk to them anyway. In fact, you should make a special effort to talk as long and loud as possible, and be sure to make the conversation as uninteresting as possible. Before you know it you will have a new friend for life.


Should I buy some new tennis shoes?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 11:43:58 PM   
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Yes, but make sure you buy the most expensive brand there is.

What should I do? There's this girl who talks very loudly and accuses everyone near her of being gay.

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 11:44:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Matthew-59

Who cares what they want? Talk to them anyway. In fact, you should make a special effort to talk as long and loud as possible, and be sure to make the conversation as uninteresting as possible. Before you know it you will have a new friend for life.



I know so many people like that...lol

Yes, buy new tennis shoes. I hear Air Jordons are $120 each. Buy one in every color.

I need to relax. What should I do?

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 11:45:49 PM   
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Eat lots of gummi bears. I hear that that helps.

What should I do? There's this girl who talks very loudly and accuses everyone near her of being gay.

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RE: Bad advice - 6/27/2009 11:51:21 PM   
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Make her your best friend. Give her a big hug and kiss on the cheek every time you see her.


How can I get my landlord to lower the rent?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/28/2009 12:00:45 AM   
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Beg and plead with him. Offer to be his slave for life. Promise that you'll never move out.

How do I finish this book?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/28/2009 12:12:12 AM   
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why finish it? buy the movie

I keep hearing noises outside. Should I look to see what it is or just forget about it?

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 6/28/2009 12:13:23 AM   
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Start at the end and read backwards.


EDIT: whoops, cross-posted.

Chrystal: Yeah, you should definitly go outside. Be sure to act as scared as possible.

I'm really tired and probably should be going to bed, but a friend needs help and we're chatting on Facebook right now....should I just drop him and go to bed?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/28/2009 3:27:12 AM   
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Sure, drop him, but no need to go to bed so early. The night is still young! Live it up! Go out and lurk around your neighborhood with a bright flashlight and shine it into your neighbor's bedroom windows to see if they are asleep. If they are, then keep the light on them until they wake up. I'm sure they would be more than happy to invite you in for some milk and cookies.


I should buy some new clothes. Where should I go to find the best bargains?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/28/2009 2:59:58 PM   
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Check the trash around your hood.

Here i am at work again what can i do besides work to pass the time??

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RE: Bad advice - 6/28/2009 7:02:31 PM   
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sit in the doorway with a potato launcher and shoot passers-by.

I'd like to go swimming at the local lake, but got a sunburn yesterday and am afraid I'll loose my skin if I go outside (allergic to sunscreen). What should I do?
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RE: Bad advice - 6/28/2009 7:35:42 PM   
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What's so bad about losing your skin anyway?

What should I do? I'm confused about life.

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RE: Bad advice - 6/28/2009 10:45:17 PM   
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Read the dictionary. There's bound to be a word of encouragement in there for you.


I should witness to my neighbor about Jesus. How should I do this?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/28/2009 10:53:16 PM   
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I hear being absolutly hypocritical is a great way to share your faith with others.

After reading a chapter in the AMAZING book today (UnChristian by David Kinna...something..haha), I feel a calling to reach out to gays....how should I go about doing that?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/29/2009 12:35:45 AM   
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Well, lucky you. This is gay pride month and many a gay pride parades going on. Find the one nearest you, hop on one of their floats and have at it!

I have a screaming migraine and nothing is helping, what do I do? Already asked hubby to take the hammer to my head but he declined!
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RE: Bad advice - 6/29/2009 12:57:06 AM   
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First of all, get a new hubby. Obviously this one is unwilling to help you when you need it most. It looks like you're going to have to take that hammer yourself and place your hand on a table and hit your hand real hard with the hammer. The pain you feel in your hand will take your mind off of your migraine headache. Repeat as necessary.


My computer is not working very well lately. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/29/2009 1:13:24 AM   
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Take it to a computer store and "exchange" it for a new one *wink wink*

I should go to sleep, but instead I'm posting. Should I stay up or go to sleep?

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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