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RE: Bad advice - 6/29/2009 11:38:47 AM   
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Stay up. Life is short. It should be spent on CW playing games. :D

I'm having a hard time finishing writing a blot post. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/29/2009 12:51:33 PM   
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give up writing and become a dancer

this crazy squirrel came right up to the wire fence and tried to sniff noses with Cat. Should I start a school for young and foolish squirrels?
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RE: Bad advice - 6/29/2009 1:12:17 PM   
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Yes, go ahead and try that. I'm sure the attendance will be quite high since everybody knows how much squirrels love to go to school. It's also very apparent that you need to send Cat to obedience school to learn how to be more effective at giving squirrels proper Eskimo kisses.


What should I make for dinner? ...and don't say squirrel. LOL!!

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RE: Bad advice - 6/29/2009 1:18:21 PM   
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possum. I'll look around the street and find you a fresh roadkill if you like.

Cat has volunteered to be a teacher in squirrel school but I question her motives. What to do?
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RE: Bad advice - 6/29/2009 2:44:36 PM   
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Let her work as the disciplinarian. I'm sure she'll enjoy that job.

I tried to upload a video of myself on Facebook, but the limit was 2 minutes. Should I edit the movie down, or should I just start over? And what should it be about?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/29/2009 3:22:10 PM   
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start over and make your self really look good by showing how you helped out a brother(Kingdom1111) by giving him all your money and belongings

i want to go to a concert but dont know who to see, what to do??

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RE: Bad advice - 6/29/2009 4:53:47 PM   
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Go see a heavy metal band. (Ozzy Osborne or Mega Death.) Get a front row seat and scream a lot while throwing paper with your phone number on it to the singer.

I'm going to try to take a nap--should I turn off the ringer on my phone?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/29/2009 7:25:09 PM   
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no and then post your number here so we can all crank call you while your trying to nap

ok i posted a really dumb joke in the pointless joke thread and now i am second guessing whether i should have because its kinda gross, what to do???

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RE: Bad advice - 6/29/2009 8:19:43 PM   
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Post a grosser one after that. It'll make the first one look tame.

I did get my nap, but now I'm groggy. How do I wake up?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 11:50:39 AM   
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Red bull. With Gummy Bears.

I want some gummy bears. Where's the best place to look for them?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 12:24:11 PM   
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In the couch cushions.

We have a week and a half until the 4-H fair and we're moving this week. How do we get everything done in time?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 1:44:51 PM   
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leave all your furniture behind.

i've been on hold forever with the state should i hang up or wait it out??

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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 1:48:53 PM   
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Wait it out, and then hang up as soon as they reply. That'll show 'em!

My pain meds are making me drowsy. What should I do?
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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 2:05:29 PM   
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drink a pint of whiskey with them, that'll wake you up

my friend needs help cleaning, but she caught pinworms while volunteering at a school, so I feel kinda grossed about going to her home and maybe catching them. What to do?
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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 2:14:37 PM   
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quote:

Wait it out, and then hang up as soon as they reply. That'll show 'em!
I love it!!!!

use her for fish bait instead.. doh!!

ok the state answered the phone and are so helpful i dont know what to do, help???

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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 2:22:07 PM   
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report them to the FBI. If a gov worker was that helpful they are obviously an impostor sent to infiltrate our system.

my friend got kinda upset when she heard I wanted to use her for fish bait. she's outside throwing things at the window. what to do?
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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 2:23:06 PM   
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still4gvn Oops, it looks like I crossposted with you, still4gyn. I guess Kingdom1111 gets 2 bad answers for the price of one.

To answer your question, move your window out of the way. Then she'll hit the siding instead, and will get really embarrassed and stop.

(The following was my original post...)

Kingdom1111: Don't listen to them. Tell them to listen to you. If they wait to hear what you were gonna say, bust out laughing and say "Shucks, y'all thought I was serious! LOLOLOL!" Be sure to spell out the LOLOLOL letter by letter.

My driver's side lock won't work. What should I do?
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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 2:31:48 PM   
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just epoxy the door shut, cut a hole in the roof and get in and out through the roof.

I can't decide which church to join.
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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 2:39:27 PM   
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Go to the one with the prettiest/handsomest members of the opposite gender.

I am waiting for this lady to contact me about a paying writing position. What should I do to hurry her up?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 3:00:56 PM   
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Call her 20 times. Talk really fast and talk till you run out of breath. Ask her over and over "Do I have the job yet?"

My next door neighbor evicted his room-mate for being drunk all the time. What should I do if that guy knocks on my door?

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 3:10:35 PM   
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do shots with him

how should i spend the cash i got today??

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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 3:14:00 PM   
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Invest it with Bernie Madoff.

What should I have for dinner?
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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 3:15:22 PM   
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do an eat-n-run at a local resturant...good food for free!

it's dreary out. should I go shopping for food or just stay home?

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 3:16:49 PM   
kingdom1111


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stay home and never leave again


i cant stop eating these new oganic potatoe chips i got, what to do??

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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 3:21:18 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: kingdom1111
i cant stop eating these new oganic potatoe chips i got, what to do??


Dump 'em in the toilet. If that doesn't stop you from eating them, there's nothing else we can do; you'll need chip rehab - and fast.

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