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RE: Bad advice - 7/4/2009 2:13:04 PM   
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I wonder if my pet hamster and cat would play well together...should I let them hang out together?

Yes. Of course, they may need some time to get acquainted, if they haven't yet had the chance. Empty the bathtub, plug it, and place them both inside and close the bathroom door. Wait for 2 hours or so. If the hamster appears to be playing dead, playing decapitated, or has disappeared, he may just need more time. Wait another few hours, and it'll be okay.

How can we get gas prices back under $2 a gallon?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/4/2009 2:20:56 PM   
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Just do like all those "forward" emails floating around the internet tell us to do.... Boycott the gas stations who support foreign oil, by not buying any gas from them. Who cares that there are real people who depend on those jobs at the gas stations. I'm sure they can get a job elsewhere real easy these days. Plus, not buying gas at those stations will really show those foreign oil companies a thing or two.

What is the best activity to be doing on this 4th of July holiday?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/4/2009 3:05:01 PM   
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Burn a flag in front of the White House.

Every single one of my closest friends is gone for at least two weeks...what should I do while I'm stuck at home?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/4/2009 3:10:38 PM   
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Go burn their houses down. That'll learn 'em!!

What movie should I watch today?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/4/2009 4:03:34 PM   
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a really scary horror movie...right before you go to sleep.

I don't feel good...should I go back to bed?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/5/2009 9:54:26 PM   
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no, beds make people sick.

should I have some more spaghetti?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/5/2009 10:30:17 PM   
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sure...and make sure to add a bunch of cheese and some of that Texas toast (yummy!)

I wish I make some friends who don't end up being nuts

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RE: Bad advice - 7/5/2009 11:32:23 PM   
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Start hanging around the bars and saloons a lot. Right about 2:00am the real good ones should come staggering out. Make sure to wait for the very last ones. They will be the best pick of the litter, so-to-speak.

How can I get myself to go to bed at a decent time?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/6/2009 10:35:05 AM   
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Hire someone to make creepy noises outside during the night. That should scare you to bed!

How can I tell who I'm gonna marry?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/6/2009 1:39:48 PM   
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well, my DIL used to go to camp every summer and she always got the same horse to ride who's initials turned out to be the same as my son's. (true story)

what should I do today?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/6/2009 3:18:08 PM   
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lay around and watch TV while eating a bag of potato chips and a candy bar

I need to walk to the post office, but it's a mile away. How else could I get there besides walking?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/6/2009 10:06:40 PM   
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Ride a horse like this! I'm sure it'll get you there in no time.

So I burned down all my friends' houses, but now they're mad at me and they aren't my friends anymore. How can I regain their trust?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/7/2009 1:15:36 PM   
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let them all move in with you till their houses are rebuilt. your Mom won't mind.

they stopped making the only canned cat food that Cat likes (she eats dry food but has some canned every day as a treat) what should I do? . She takes her treat very seriously.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/8/2009 12:27:04 AM   
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No canned food for cat! heehee.

I hurt my hand. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/8/2009 8:20:21 AM   
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do the same thing to your foot, and all the pain will equal itself out.

my neighbors take wood off of my woodpile without asking me... what should I do about it?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/8/2009 11:14:03 AM   
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Threaten to assult them the next time they take some.

According to the newspaper, yesterday's storms ended the 69-day streak of no significant rainfall. The yards around here look horrid because no one cares what they look like. How can we convince either the neighbors to do something or the HOA to actually do something?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/8/2009 9:52:48 PM   
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make fliers stating that CBS is coming there tomorrow to do a documentary on messy yards and shiftless neighbors. Put a flier in each door.

where should we go on vacation?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/8/2009 10:05:44 PM   
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The middle of the desert. Great place.

When are the best times to practice for my upcoming audition?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/8/2009 11:58:57 PM   
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Oh you know, in the middle of the night like professionals do.

My mom's coming home tomorrow, and I'd like to do something to welcome her back. I was thinking about a pan of mint brownies...is that a good idea? Should I do something else?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/9/2009 10:15:35 AM   
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You should do something with lots and lots of hot chili pepper.

What should i do about this girl who sends viagra spam only to my email address?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/9/2009 1:08:09 PM   
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spam her with laxative adds

what should I do when the possums hold nighttime meetings in my yard?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/9/2009 2:26:53 PM   
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invite them in for a midnight snacky!

I messed up a bunch of orders from the 4th of July sale, what should i do about it??

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RE: Bad advice - 7/9/2009 2:50:04 PM   
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Just forget about them, I'm sure the customers won't mind.

What should I make for supper tonight? I don't feel like actually cooking again after last night...

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RE: Bad advice - 7/9/2009 4:22:06 PM   
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Go get McDonald's and place it on a platter and tell everyone you cooked it. If they don't like it, tell them they should cook from now on.

My phone and internet are out...I have to use my next door neighbor's computer. I don't want to tie it up, so what should I do instead? (Mine should be fixed by this weekend.)

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/10/2009 2:44:29 PM   
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you can't survive without the net. what if you need to google something? so take you neighbors hostage at gunpoint and use their connections. If you get arrested say it was temp insanity due to message board addiction.

my head hurts from eye strain. what can I do that will cure it but not be painful?
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