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RE: Bad advice - 11/21/2009 11:12:54 PM
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m4maggie
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you should stay on CW.. in fact, pull an all nighter, answering threads and chatting.. Then. tomorrow after church and * hopefully brunch*, you should be clear headed and ready to study
How do I get darling daughter into bed and keep her there without tying her to it?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/22/2009 5:10:25 AM
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Bride her with cookies on her bed then when she is finally there, turn out the lights and tell her that there are Monsters under there such as from the movie Monsters Inc. 
What should I bid on Ebay?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/22/2009 10:34:23 AM
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Everything... Something useless like those tiny mellon ballers.
How do I tell my supervisor that HR is transfering me to a different department against his wishes?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/22/2009 2:08:04 PM
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humbleinspirit
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Tell him that you quit, that he is a lousy boss and you never wanted to work for him anyway!
How should I compliment a woman?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/22/2009 3:46:18 PM
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Lianna
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Go up to any old women grab her by the waist and give her a big smooch on the lips and tell her she is beautiful with a clark gable southren drall. This work espcially well with you boss's assistant in front of your boss.
So I told my boss he is lousy boss and I never wanted to work for him anyways and he phoned HR and got them to fire me. So now what should I do for work?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/22/2009 8:24:00 PM
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humbleinspirit
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Panhandle. 
I do not want to go to work tomorrow, what should I do?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/22/2009 9:09:00 PM
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go in, but don't go to work: just stay there goofing off.
my keyboard keeps dropping the "r". how do I fix it?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/22/2009 10:29:28 PM
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humbleinspirit
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Start typing 3.14 each time that you need to use A R instead.
How do I get women to stop complaining on what they have to do for beauty?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/23/2009 1:50:06 AM
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Tell them how hopelessly ugly they are and it's not worth the bother to put on make-up. (They'll not only stop complaining about beauty treatments...they'll probably stop talking to you altogether.)
How can I make some new friends (off the net)?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/23/2009 10:16:00 PM
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m4maggie
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put a really racy ad in the personals column.
I spent the entire weekend doing a blitz clean on my house.. Now it's spotless.. I have five year old twins. How can I keep my house clean for more than 24 hours?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/23/2009 10:18:44 PM
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Ship hubby and the kids to another time zone.
Should I relax after my workout or head out for a powerwalk?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/23/2009 10:28:46 PM
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m4maggie
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powerwalk 10km.. and don't forget to not stretch before or after.. you'll feel great the next day!!
heehee.. I'm creeped out by my laundry room * it's in a back corner of my basement* and everyone's in bed except me.. how can I get my laundry from the dryer? LOL
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RE: Bad advice - 11/23/2009 10:33:15 PM
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SamsonUSA
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Let is sit in the dryer overnight and get wrinkled while you chat all til the wee hours of the morning.
Now that the weather is getting cooler shall I wait until the Spring to shave down?
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