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RE: Finish My Sentence - 6/25/2009 12:42:55 AM
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still4gvn
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drove it backwards in circles
a space alien landed in my backyard and ...
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 6/25/2009 1:02:26 AM
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a space alien landed in my backyard and ...
said to me that his name was Darth Vader and he was from the planet Vulcan and if I didn't ask Lorraine Baines (later McFly) to the "Enchantment Under the Sea" Prom dance, that he would come back and melt my brain!!!!
Woah!!!! Look up in the sky, Jesus is coming back for us right now and...
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If you build it, they will come and just end up demolishing it one day.
"BASSically speaking, WOODn't ya' just know it?"
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 6/25/2009 12:10:30 PM
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...was transported back in time to an ancient Incan civilization through a wormhole in my garage.
(Maybe I shouldn't have gone to seen Star Trek...)
When the officer pulled me over last night...
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 6/25/2009 12:54:16 PM
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still4gvn
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(Jesus went back in time thru a wormhole? LOL. So that's why the rapture is so confusing)
When the officer pulled me over last night she asked me to watch her car while she went to the bathroom.
When Darth Vader tried to melt Woodbassic's brain, ...
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 6/25/2009 8:03:57 PM
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When Darth Vader tried to melt Woodbassic's brain, ... his tazor malfunctioned and only melted part of his brain leaving him with only two thirds of it.
it has been said that the legend of.....
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 6/26/2009 9:30:27 PM
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still4gvn
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many a politician is in his own mind.
after holding everyone in the supermarket hostage until someone found the brand of PB I like, ...
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 6/26/2009 10:39:58 PM
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ORIGINAL: Matthew-59
Until we meet again, let me just say...
Goodnight
You know that you're a redneck when....
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 6/28/2009 11:45:55 AM
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still4gvn
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LOL that was funny.
Before this year is over, I would sure like to... get married and have 5 kids. (j/k)
If I don't log off and leave for church right now ...
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 6/29/2009 7:41:28 AM
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If I don't log off and leave for church right now ...
I'm gonna shoot a monkey.
When the telephone continues to ring and I don't answer.......
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 6/30/2009 12:57:34 AM
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eat pasta and tomato sauce through my nose during the song service.
when I fall asleep ...
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/1/2009 6:09:58 AM
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We all make mistakes, but you.....
flourish at them.
Jellyfish are really just a
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/1/2009 2:59:42 PM
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myth invented by mermaids and sea monsters.
If everyone in the whole world flushed their toilet at the same time, ...
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/2/2009 1:09:49 AM
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I'd have bought microsoft and starbucks stock but sold about a year ago.
If I'd bought that stock and gotten rich by now, I would ...
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/2/2009 5:23:01 PM
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I'd have bought microsoft and starbucks stock but sold about a year ago.
If I'd bought that stock and gotten rich by now, I would ...
not be sitting here right now.
The best way to cool off on a hot summer day is...
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/2/2009 8:50:46 PM
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still4gvn
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I swam around in that large tub of lemonade and ice in Mathew's back yard.
If there was a stairway to heaven, ...
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/4/2009 1:02:30 AM
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still4gvn
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all I needed to do was pray.
Hot weather is good for ...
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/4/2009 1:14:34 AM
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still4gvn
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is to not panic because then there will be nothing left to do when things get worse.
when brushing your cat, it's very important to ...
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