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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/26/2009 11:32:02 AM   
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I thought that just shopping at Walmart was sinful


How about working there... I'm still cool, right?

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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/26/2009 1:05:11 PM   
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Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/26/2009 3:03:49 PM   
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I thought that just shopping at Walmart was sinful


How about working there... I'm still cool, right?


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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/26/2009 3:33:45 PM   
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I thought that just shopping at Walmart was sinful


How about working there... I'm still cool, right?


Sure ... I see you as a missionary in the mission field.

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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/26/2009 4:22:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was tempted to cancel our usual order for Christmas turkey from the local store, but decided to 'chicken out'. When I phoned them, they thought that I was 'hamming it up'! So, I got into an arguement with the assistant who thought that there was something 'fishy' going on. But now that I have cooled down, I am as meek as a 'lamb'.

Well, we've all got to 'beef' about something!!

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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/26/2009 4:46:32 PM   
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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/27/2009 3:33:05 AM   
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I guess humour doesn't cross the big pond too well, huh?

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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/27/2009 10:00:07 AM   
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I guess humour doesn't cross the big pond too well, huh?


My other friends, in other forums, across the pond find the humor falls flat
by the time it hits this shore. I think the sea gulls eat the humor before it
falls here........................LOL j/k

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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/27/2009 10:11:31 AM   
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I was tempted to cancel our usual order for Christmas turkey from the local store, but decided to 'chicken out'. When I phoned them, they thought that I was 'hamming it up'! So, I got into an arguement with the assistant who thought that there was something 'fishy' going on. But now that I have cooled down, I am as meek as a 'lamb'.

Well, we've all got to 'beef' about something!!

ROTFLOL!


Good one!
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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/27/2009 10:13:00 AM   
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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/27/2009 10:13:49 AM   
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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/27/2009 10:14:14 AM   
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I was tempted to cancel our usual order for Christmas turkey from the local store, but decided to 'chicken out'. When I phoned them, they thought that I was 'hamming it up'! So, I got into an arguement with the assistant who thought that there was something 'fishy' going on. But now that I have cooled down, I am as meek as a 'lamb'.

Well, we've all got to 'beef' about something!!




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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/27/2009 10:33:09 AM   
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BTW, I heard that John Cleese turns 70 today. That used to sound really old for some reason...

Still sounds pretty old.




*runs*

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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/27/2009 10:43:16 AM   
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BTW, I heard that John Cleese turns 70 today. That used to sound really old for some reason...

Still sounds pretty old.




*runs*


You better run (well, walk) you young whippersnapper...........lol

I used to think 40 was mighty old, now 90 doesn't seem so old.

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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/27/2009 1:27:50 PM   
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And I like John Cleese.

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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/27/2009 2:59:03 PM   
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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/27/2009 4:45:36 PM   
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I only have seven words to say to that:" spam, spam, spam, spam and more spam"



Now there's an idea for Christmas dinner - spam instead of the usual, well done, you're idea will be appreciated by my mother-in-law on Dec 25th I am sure.

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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/27/2009 4:48:48 PM   
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BTW, I heard that John Cleese turns 70 today. That used to sound really old for some reason...



He is beginning a tour to pay for his divorce, he is calling it the 'Paying for the Divorce Tour', original or what!

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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/27/2009 5:26:44 PM   
Mollymouser


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I only have seven words to say to that:" spam, spam, spam, spam and more spam"



Now there's an idea for Christmas dinner - spam instead of the usual, well done, you're idea will be appreciated by my mother-in-law on Dec 25th I am sure.


I would rather have Spam than Tofurkey.

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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/27/2009 6:10:14 PM   
TheTartanTammy


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I only have seven words to say to that:" spam, spam, spam, spam and more spam"



Now there's an idea for Christmas dinner - spam instead of the usual, well done, you're idea will be appreciated by my mother-in-law on Dec 25th I am sure.


I would rather have Spam than Tofurkey.


? What is that ?

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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/27/2009 6:45:17 PM   
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I was tempted to cancel our usual order for Christmas turkey from the local store, but decided to 'chicken out'. When I phoned them, they thought that I was 'hamming it up'! So, I got into an arguement with the assistant who thought that there was something 'fishy' going on. But now that I have cooled down, I am as meek as a 'lamb'.

Well, we've all got to 'beef' about something!!



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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/27/2009 6:54:32 PM   
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I would rather have Spam than Tofurkey.


I would rather eat my dog than eat Tofurkey!!!

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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/27/2009 7:09:37 PM   
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Status: online 		Tofurky is tofu formed into a turkey shape. It's vegan, and contains soy and wheat gluten. Wikipedia is actually more explanatory than the Tofurky website ... WIKI LINK

From Wikipedia (excerpt):

Tofurkey (a portmanteau of tofu and turkey) is faux turkey – a loaf or casserole of vegetarian protein, usually made from seitan (wheat protein) or tofu (soybean protein) with a stuffing made from grain(s) and/or bread flavored with a broth and seasoned with herbs and spices. Tofurkey is oven-roasted or baked. Tofurkey can serve as the main dish of a formal meal for people who abstain from or would like to abstain from eating meat. It has become popular as a vegetarian meat alternative served at Thanksgiving (USA and Canada), Harvest festivals, and other winter holidays. Tofurkey can be homemade or purchased pre-made and frozen from multiple sources.

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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/27/2009 7:10:50 PM   
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I would rather have Spam than Tofurkey.


I would rather eat my dog than eat Tofurkey!!!


Hmmm ... what kind of dog do you have?

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RE: Christmas only for turkeys? - 10/28/2009 3:52:21 AM   
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I would rather have Spam than Tofurkey.


I would rather eat my dog than eat Tofurkey!!!


Judging by your avatar nobodies dog is safe around you!!

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