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Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/13/2009 11:22:57 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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We have to start a new thread cuz the old one reached 2500 posts.
WTTS... to a guy holding a "will work for food" sign...
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/14/2009 12:43:50 AM
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still4gvn
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sure. I've a job for you (generally the last thing they actually want)
WTTS to someone looking for household tips
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/14/2009 3:29:52 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Don't bother with the house...no one will appreciate all your work anyway.
WTTS... to someone at a carnival.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/16/2009 9:42:08 AM
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makarizo
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i want my money back
wtts to your 99 year old grandma at her birthday party?
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/16/2009 3:59:19 PM
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still4gvn
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the new health care law abolishes medicare at 99 yrs. the death committee is here to speak with you.
WTTS to myself
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/16/2009 4:22:47 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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If you run away to Vegas and throw money around while drinking alcohol, you'll feel so much better forever.
WTTS... to movie star walking down the red carpet.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/17/2009 1:34:34 PM
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still4gvn
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oops, you're pantyhose are sliding down and bagging around your ankles.
WTTS to someone posting in WTTS.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/18/2009 12:57:02 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Don't you have anything better to do than to post in the WTTS thread all day?
WTTS... to police who pulled you over for speeding?
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/18/2009 6:31:21 PM
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March7
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"What's up, pig?"
WTTS...to an otherwise dear friend who's called you one too many times that week?
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"Now to Him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you blameless before the presence of His glory with great joy...before all time and now and forever. Amen" (Jude 1:24, ESV).
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/18/2009 6:33:53 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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I hope you don't take offence to this...but, I'll be blocking your number till next week, chatterbox!
WTTS... to someone trying to give you a gift you don't want or need?
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/18/2009 6:37:58 PM
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March7
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quote:
ORIGINAL: Chrystal-J-007
WTTS... to someone trying to give you a gift you don't want or need?
"Wow, gee, thanks!" while thinking to self how it'll be in the next box to GoodWill.
WTTS...to child crying over a difficult homework assignment.
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"Now to Him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you blameless before the presence of His glory with great joy...before all time and now and forever. Amen" (Jude 1:24, ESV).
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/19/2009 8:49:10 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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You don't have to put up with all that noise. I hear the black market is paying top dollar these days for newborns.
WTTS... to someone about to get a tooth pulled.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/19/2009 10:54:43 PM
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still4gvn
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man up. you got lots more teeth.
WTTS to friend who will feed dear cat in our absence.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/20/2009 12:18:43 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Just rip the cat food bag open and leave it on the dining room table. She'll climb up there to eat. Throw some kitty litter on the floor...she'll get the hint for that too.
WTTS... to a teenager who just got their first job.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/20/2009 11:40:44 AM
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March7
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"What do you think you're doing?"
WTTS...to neighbors whose son plays radio too loud.
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"Now to Him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you blameless before the presence of His glory with great joy...before all time and now and forever. Amen" (Jude 1:24, ESV).
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/20/2009 11:47:59 AM
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still4gvn
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when are you going to throw that kid out and tell him to get a job?
WTTS to someone at a party who's showing way too much skin
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/20/2009 12:22:37 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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show a little more and you can earn a living at that.
WTTS... to someone playing poker.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/20/2009 12:38:11 PM
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allisonbrett
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Do you have any kings?
WTTS: ... to the waiter (after dinner) when you realize you don't have your wallet/purse with you.
< Message edited by allisonbrett -- 8/20/2009 12:45:52 PM >
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A work in progress so please be patient, God is still working on me. Ouch, it sure is painful!
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/20/2009 7:45:45 PM
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March7
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You wouldn't happen to have a couple tens, would you?
WTTS...to a nervous kindergartner on the very first day of school.
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"Now to Him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you blameless before the presence of His glory with great joy...before all time and now and forever. Amen" (Jude 1:24, ESV).
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/20/2009 8:13:17 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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If you don't behave...your teacher will sell you to a new Mommy and Daddy and you'll never see your family again.
WTTS... to someone in the hospital after they just had a baby.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/20/2009 9:39:08 PM
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Kerrlaw
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He looks like the Fuller Brush man.
WTTS to the judge ruling on your speeding ticket.
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That which does not kill us makes us fatter. ~ crankius
Coffee sinners lovers click here.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/21/2009 1:52:03 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Judges! They're all a-like! *then huff and roll your eyes*
WTTS... ice cream truck driver.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/21/2009 11:07:43 AM
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March7
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You got any vegetables?
WTTS...to the mail carrier when you're awaiting a special package.
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"Now to Him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you blameless before the presence of His glory with great joy...before all time and now and forever. Amen" (Jude 1:24, ESV).
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