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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/21/2009 1:51:45 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Where is my package?! I can see why people "go postal"!
WTTS... to your doctor during an exam.
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/21/2009 2:38:31 PM
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Diolectic
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ORIGINAL: Chrystal-J-007
Where is my package?! I can see why people "go postal"!
WTTS... to your doctor during an exam.
"Only if you get undressed first." (after he/she asks you to)
WTTS... While your standing in front in Church getting married...
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/21/2009 2:48:07 PM
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allisonbrett
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I take you, xxx to be my awfully wedded husband/wife
Or
I take you, xxxx and say the wrong name.
WTTS: ... on a plane preparing to take off while sitting next to someone terrified to fly
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A work in progress so please be patient, God is still working on me. Ouch, it sure is painful!
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/21/2009 2:51:37 PM
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Diolectic
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WTTS: ... on a plane preparing to take off while sitting next to someone terrified to fly Praise Allah, today I will have 70 virgins.
(this one made me laugh)
WTTS: ... when meeting your future parents in-law for the first time?
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/21/2009 2:52:49 PM
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Memaw.
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WTTS: ... on a plane preparing to take off while sitting next to someone terrified to fly
Wasn't the plane that crashed last week the same type as this one?
WTTS to your new mother in law.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/21/2009 6:52:49 PM
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March7
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Who cares about your favorite recipe!
WTTS...to your teens when they just get home from a busy school day.
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"Now to Him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you blameless before the presence of His glory with great joy...before all time and now and forever. Amen" (Jude 1:24, ESV).
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/21/2009 9:14:21 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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can you do all the housework here? then, after that, work in the yard--yippee!
WTTS... someone who's trying to stop smoking?
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/21/2009 10:24:44 PM
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Memaw.
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Do you mind if I light up?
WTTS at a funeral?
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If you don't believe King Jesus and his saints will be riding white horses when he returns to the earth, then you can just walk and I will ride.
John G. Hall
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/22/2009 12:07:31 PM
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March7
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Well, that's her not annoying everyone anymore.
WTTS...at the grocery store when the shopper ahead of you has 50 items in the 10-items-or-less checkout lane.
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"Now to Him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you blameless before the presence of His glory with great joy...before all time and now and forever. Amen" (Jude 1:24, ESV).
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/22/2009 5:05:55 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Some people can't read...or count!
WTTS... to your dentist about to work on your teeth.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/23/2009 5:35:24 PM
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March7
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Your breath stinks.
To your teen daughter who just made dinner AND did the dishes for you.
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"Now to Him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you blameless before the presence of His glory with great joy...before all time and now and forever. Amen" (Jude 1:24, ESV).
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/24/2009 2:58:27 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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It's about time! (Then stomp off into the other room to watch TV with-out thanking her.)
WTTS... to hobo asking you for spare change.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/24/2009 6:56:07 AM
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Memaw.
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Can you break a dollar?
WTTS to the librarian?
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If you don't believe King Jesus and his saints will be riding white horses when he returns to the earth, then you can just walk and I will ride.
John G. Hall
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/24/2009 12:19:37 PM
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Diolectic
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ORIGINAL: Memaw.
WTTS to the librarian? Sshhh!!! (with your finger to your lips)
WTTS to your wife, right after giving birth to your first child?
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/24/2009 1:00:15 PM
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March7
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Man, am I ever glad you stopped screaming!! Geez Louise!
WTTS...to the nice nurse putting in your IV for surgery.
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"Now to Him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you blameless before the presence of His glory with great joy...before all time and now and forever. Amen" (Jude 1:24, ESV).
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/24/2009 7:54:12 PM
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makarizo
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"oh great, they sent me the hugest nurse in the ward"
wtts to the boss during your review
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/24/2009 11:23:31 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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If you know what's good for you...you'll give me a good review.
WTTS... to your mother-in-law during the dinner she cooked.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/26/2009 12:16:33 PM
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March7
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Oh, my gosh, did you cook this in 1957 and save it?!!?
WTTS...to the new neighbors as they're moving in across the street.
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"Now to Him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you blameless before the presence of His glory with great joy...before all time and now and forever. Amen" (Jude 1:24, ESV).
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/26/2009 2:08:26 PM
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Kerrlaw
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Y'all ain't bothered my the sound of gunfire are you?
WTTS to your barber/hair stylist?
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Coffee sinners lovers click here.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/26/2009 5:39:18 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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I want it teased and filled with pin-curls til it's 2 feet tall...all done in 20 minutes.
WTTS... to old high school boy/girlfriend you run into at the store.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/26/2009 5:41:52 PM
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March7
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I knew you'd turn out looking like Godzilla.
WTTS...to doctor who just helped you overcome a many-years' illness.
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"Now to Him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you blameless before the presence of His glory with great joy...before all time and now and forever. Amen" (Jude 1:24, ESV).
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/26/2009 5:43:36 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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I can only affored to pay you $1.97. Will that be enough?
WTTS... to preacher you just saw walk out of the adult theater?
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/26/2009 5:46:22 PM
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March7
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Um...Um...Um...I don't get it, Pastor!!
WTTS...to pastor who lives the life of a caring servant but accidentally grouched at someone Sunday morning?
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"Now to Him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you blameless before the presence of His glory with great joy...before all time and now and forever. Amen" (Jude 1:24, ESV).
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/26/2009 5:52:48 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Forgot to eat our Wheaties this morning, didn't we?
WTTS... to someone getting ready to take their first flight in an airplane
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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