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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/26/2009 10:08:45 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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(Hope you get to feeling better.)
worst thing to say... you know the internet is bad for your health, don't you?
WTTS... to the guy reading your meter outside.
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/27/2009 12:17:28 PM
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allisonbrett
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Is this the only job you could get? Even a moron can read a meter.
WTTS.... to your child's teacher at open house at the beginning of the school year?
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A work in progress so please be patient, God is still working on me. Ouch, it sure is painful!
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/27/2009 1:39:11 PM
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March7
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Is this the only job you could get? Even a moron can read a meter.
WTTS.... to your child's teacher at open house at the beginning of the school year?
My bright Susie requires instruction from someone far more qualified than yourself, I'm afraid. Come along, Susie!
WTTS...to the hardworking courtesy clerk (bagboy) at the supermarket.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/27/2009 2:22:00 PM
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Diolectic
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WTTS...to the hardworking courtesy clerk (bagboy) at the supermarket. There's an isle full of acne cream, try using some.
WTTS... to the person seating you at an expensive restaurant?
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/27/2009 3:56:37 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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can you pick up my tab? I left my wallet at home.
WTTS... to someone who just got out of jail.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/27/2009 4:10:59 PM
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Diolectic
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WTTS... to someone who just got out of jail. He ha, just kidding, your not free. Go back to jail for another while.
WTTS... To someone who is trying to quit Gambling?
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/27/2009 4:37:21 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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I bet 2 to 1 that you'll gamble again at some point.
WTTS... to someone who just got a speeding ticket.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/27/2009 4:50:09 PM
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Diolectic
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ORIGINAL: Chrystal-J-007
WTTS... to someone who just got a speeding ticket. Next time, try to out run the cops.
WTTS... to the King when he invites you to visit?
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/27/2009 10:51:11 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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What can I do to get out of this audit? *wink wink*
WTTS... to someone getting ready to go to their prom
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/28/2009 11:44:28 AM
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Memaw.
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WTTS ... someone who just ordered liver n' onions in a restaurant?
I think that's the reason the health dept was here last week.
WTTS to a crying child.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/28/2009 4:17:50 PM
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still4gvn
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keep that up and I'll give you something to cry about!
WTTS to the new pastor starting next week
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Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/28/2009 4:23:04 PM
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PinkCarnations
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WTTS to the new pastor starting next week
The parsonage is over by the creek.... somewhere...... Praise the Lord for all the rain last week!
WTTS to a woman thinking about getting a new hairdo?
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/28/2009 5:32:47 PM
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March7
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I'm not sure anything will really help, dear.
WTTS...to your goodhearted spouse who's just come in from hours of a hard day's work?
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/28/2009 5:56:17 PM
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PinkCarnations
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Honey, I signed us up for Conga lessons!
WTTS - to the sandwich maker who messed up your sandwich?
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/28/2009 10:06:33 PM
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davidbowden
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To the cop who has pulled you over:
"Good even-ning occifer. I'm not so think as you drunk I am!"
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/28/2009 10:08:32 PM
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davidbowden
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Anything other than an absolutely, categorically unqualified "No" when your spouse/significant other says, "I want your honest opinon; does this outfit make me look fat?"
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/29/2009 2:55:48 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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ORIGINAL: PinkCarnations
Honey, I signed us up for Conga lessons!
WTTS - to the sandwich maker who messed up your sandwich?
Who taught you to cook? Your mother?
WTTS... to someone golfing.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/29/2009 1:22:22 PM
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still4gvn
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If you'd followed my advice, you'd have a sit-down job now.
WTTS to DIL whose kid is acting up
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/29/2009 8:58:05 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Like mother like child!
WTTS... to someone about to go sailing.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/29/2009 9:03:25 PM
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PinkCarnations
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Hey, your boat reminds me of the Titanic.
WTTS to a person you'd like to become friends with?
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/30/2009 12:08:39 AM
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lionofzion56
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Hey can I borrow $50 bucks ?
WTTS to someone who just had a baby...
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Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul."--St. Augustine
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