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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/30/2009 1:08:32 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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If I had a baby that looked like that one...I'd give it away and hope for better next time.
WTTS... to the patient next to you in the doctor's waiting room.
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/30/2009 9:01:45 AM
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PinkCarnations
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Have you joined in the malpractice suit again this place yet?
WTTS to road construction workers?
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/30/2009 11:28:22 AM
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March7
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Get outta the way, fatso!
WTTS...your electric company's meter reader.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/30/2009 3:10:37 PM
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Memaw.
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I thought that was supposed to be disconnected last week?
WTTS to a newlywed couple?
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/30/2009 3:43:08 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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(Pointing to the wife) All the guys down at the loading dock are gonna miss you--now that you're off the market.
WTTS... to someone at the roller-rink.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/30/2009 4:08:30 PM
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still4gvn
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the next song is a break dance. hope you can do that on skates.
WTTS to an angel who has just arrived to deliver a message
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Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/30/2009 9:42:08 PM
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PinkCarnations
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Sorry, I'm busy.
WTTS to a mod who just busted you?
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/30/2009 10:03:50 PM
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Memaw.
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Who put you in charge??
WTTS to the weather forecaster who got it wrong?
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/30/2009 10:12:11 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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You should get into politics cuz you lie so much
WTTS... to game show contestant
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 8/31/2009 1:33:30 PM
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still4gvn
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the other contestant payed off the sponsor, so just give up.
WTTS to a dinosaur who is trying to eat the Space Needle (which is a local tower).
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/1/2009 11:24:06 AM
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allisonbrett
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Small bites, chew carefully. Look a toothpick built in!
WTTS.... to the warden at your execution?
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A work in progress so please be patient, God is still working on me. Ouch, it sure is painful!
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/1/2009 1:22:03 PM
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still4gvn
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LOL. it does have a built-in toothpick.
why are you doing this? you know there'll be of lots of other people to do the same crime. These things always happen. you might as well let me go and legalize the crime in question. Just call the ACLU.
WTTS to your spouse on first waking up in the morning
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/2/2009 11:59:03 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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(Covering your eyes) Yikes! Mother warned me about this...but, I didn't listen.
WTTS... to man working construction on your street.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/2/2009 2:43:20 PM
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PinkCarnations
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Could you possibly work any slower? (OK, that's what I want to say to the ones who have been working on my block for the last 4 or so months.)
WTTS your neighbor who will be 84 tomorrow?
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/2/2009 3:15:32 PM
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still4gvn
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84? all the old people I've met died just after their 84th B-Day.
WTTS to a gun collecting backwoods militia man
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/2/2009 9:37:37 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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I heard the government is watching you with spy cameras hidden in tree bark. You'd better be on your best behavior.
WTTS... to someone who just learned they're pregnant.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/2/2009 10:19:42 PM
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March7
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Oh, my goodness, when I had my first baby, I was in labor for, like, forever, and, wow, I thought I was going to die, and then I had to have an emergency c-section and, like, the anesthesia didn't kick in till AFTER they got the baby out, and...wow, sweetie, I am sooo happy for you!
WTTS...to people protesting your organization from across the street.
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"Now to Him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you blameless before the presence of His glory with great joy...before all time and now and forever. Amen" (Jude 1:24, ESV).
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/2/2009 10:41:41 PM
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PinkCarnations
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Thanks! I needed that nap.
WTTS.... to a teen girl who is trying to decide on a college?
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Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/2/2009 10:51:10 PM
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PinkCarnations
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Hey Gomer, now I know why they call Marines those names.
(Do you know how hard that is for a former Navy brat to answer without violating TOS? LOL!)
WTTS.... to someone who has been online for too long today?
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/3/2009 11:19:53 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Happy birthday--you're such a great husband! Makes me feel even more guilty for cheating on you last summer.
WTTS... to the maid at the motel you're staying at.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/4/2009 3:42:48 PM
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mollypear
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Massage my feet. Sorry about the toe jam. And no, you're not being tipped.
WTTS...when you're in the same room with the whole football team and you absolutely loathe football...
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