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Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/4/2009 4:00:48 PM   
PinkCarnations

 

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You only clocked me at 80? You're radar is off, I was going at least 90!

WTTS - A old friend who just called you out of the blue?

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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/4/2009 5:53:06 PM   
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You're who again??? I'm sorry, I don't remember you at all. Are you sure you know me?

WTTS.... to the dentist just before he's about to give you a shot?

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A work in progress so please be patient, God is still working on me. Ouch, it sure is painful!
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/4/2009 7:12:09 PM   
March7


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Your breath just sooo reeks!

WTTS...to your teens who just got home from camp.

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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 1:03:12 AM   
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Back already? Ugh! Couldn't they have kept you for another week?


WTTS.... to someone who's just beginning driver's ed.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 1:13:13 AM   
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"This is one way to improve your prayer life!"

WTTS...to a pastor taking on his first church

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Isa 40: 11
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 1:17:07 AM   
Chrystal-J-007


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they chased the last pastor out of here with a stick...I sure hope you do better.

WTTS... to someone who's boy/girlfriend just broke up with them.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 1:23:29 AM   
TheTartanTammy


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I always thought that he/she could have done better than you!

WTTS... to a lobster who is heading for the pot

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Isa 40: 11
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 1:25:39 AM   
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This won't hurt a bit...

WTTS... to your possibly crazy neighbor .

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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 1:27:32 AM   
TheTartanTammy


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When do you plan to have me over for dinner?

WTTS... to a polar bear whose ice patch is shrinking?

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Isa 40: 11
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 1:29:30 AM   
rachay2


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LOL

If you were a little cuter, I might try to save you.

WTTS...to a grumpy person?

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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 1:30:54 AM   
TheTartanTammy


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Good morning wife/husband

WTTS... to your future in-laws

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Isa 40: 11
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 2:55:22 AM   
Chrystal-J-007


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All those rumor about me and the football team are not true!

WTTS... to someone hitch-hiking.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 4:35:42 AM   
TheTartanTammy


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This is how I met my 1st wife/husband

WTTS... to a turkey on Christmas eve

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TheTartanTammy

Isa 40: 11
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 10:17:20 AM   
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Sorry about your mom last Thanksgiving and you sure are in for a surprise tomorrrow.

WTTS...to your child's teacher.

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Rachael
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 11:53:22 AM   
TheTartanTammy


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_____ is too tierd to come to school. because he/she spent the whole night catching up on 'One Tree Hill'

WTTS... to a Scotsman who has just lost money

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TheTartanTammy

Isa 40: 11
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 1:13:08 PM   
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- that is weird, .... I just bought this ipod with a wad of cash I just found...... have a nice day



wtts to gramma when she ask for your advice concerning her will?

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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 1:27:24 PM   
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Just sign these papers gramma everything will be fine...

WTTS...to someone who is scared of the dark?

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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 1:45:07 PM   
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The last time the lights went out at my house, some weird guy tried to break in. That was SO scary!

WTTS... to shoe salesman.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 1:48:15 PM   
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Should I have gotten rid of that fungi before I let you touch my feet?

WTTS friends who have to work this weekend?

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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 2:56:21 PM   
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I am going on a weekend cruise and I booked a spot for you. Guess I will have to find someone else to go with me.

WTTS...to your mailman.

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Rachael
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 2:58:32 PM   
March7


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Oh, man, you are sooo late every day!!!!

WTTS...to your friend suffering from fibromyalgia.

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"Now to Him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you blameless before the presence of His glory with great joy...before all time and now and forever. Amen" (Jude 1:24, ESV).
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 3:02:04 PM   
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I have decided that I am not going to pray for you

wtts a homeless person?

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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 3:06:01 PM   
rachay2


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Get a job you slacker!

WTTS...to a man holding a gun on you?

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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/5/2009 3:20:27 PM   
March7


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That is a beautiful piece of craftmanship!

WTTS...to the insurance salesperson at your door.

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"Now to Him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you blameless before the presence of His glory with great joy...before all time and now and forever. Amen" (Jude 1:24, ESV).
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 9/6/2009 4:14:39 PM   
still4gvn


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great you came over - the pit bulls are hungry

WTTS to your doctor
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