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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/1/2009 1:34:12 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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(I hope your husband's brother gets totally healed soon!)

*Poof* your brother-in-law gets totally healed...but, then your church asks your husband to go on a mission trip to Japan, and he'll be gone for a year.

I wish I could get up before noon...lately, I've been staying up so late--I sleep till after 12.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/2/2009 3:49:35 PM   
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poof...you get up at 11:59am, but then go back to bed for a nap.

dh is home!

I wish Cat would not be afraid of our housemate. She's known her for a long time, but cat just doesn't approve of most humans.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/2/2009 9:36:50 PM   
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*Poof* you cat turns into an attention hog (like my cat) and she's constantly nudging, clawing, meowing and jumping on things. You end up putting her in a different room just so you can talk to your house-mate in peace. (Then Cat bangs on the door screeching very loudly--so, you still can't hear.)

I wish there was a great movie on TV...I can't find anything to watch and I'm almost out of housework to do.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/2/2009 11:34:54 PM   
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Poof!! You find over 250 channels of interesting things to watch, but then your TV blows up.

I wish God would make all my dreams come true, starting right now.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/3/2009 2:44:37 AM   
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Poof! All your nightmares come true. Nightmares are dreams, aren't they?

I wish the battery in my wireless mouse hadn't died. The touchpad on my laptop is so inconvenient, and I won't be home where the charger is for several hours.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/3/2009 12:36:15 PM   
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poof...the battery works but you go to a virus infested site and now the only thing on your screen is viagra commercials

I wish some nice aliens from another planet would land and offer rides on their ship.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/3/2009 3:45:56 PM   
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*Poof* some nice aliens land and offer you a ride...to their planet where you become the next "offering" to their gods.

I wish it wasn't so dreary outside...it's making me sleepy.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/3/2009 7:51:32 PM   
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Poof! It's not dreary outside, but now it's dreary inside.

I wish I could see the future like a Jedi.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/4/2009 7:53:33 AM   
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POOF! You can now see into the future. But what you see is bad things happening that you can't do a single thing to stop and you'd have rather not known about.

I wish there was a few hundred more dollars in my bank account.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/4/2009 8:32:15 AM   
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*poof* You find $200 extra dollars in your bank account and you spend it. Next week the you get a letter in the mail from your bank explaining the error and letting you know they are going to be taking $200 plus interest back out of your account.

I wish I could go home to find all my boxes and furniture from moving all unpacked and exactly where I want them.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/4/2009 7:30:34 PM   
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*Poof* your stuff is out of the box, exactly where you want it...but, in the wrong house.

I wish someone would fence in my yard...I'm tired of having to walk my dog on the leash all the time.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/5/2009 7:05:18 AM   
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POOF! Your house is now completely fenced in with a very high chain link fence complete with barbed wire at the top.

I wish the my mouse hadn't died again after I recharged the batteries. It makes me think the thing isn't working right and we haven't had it very long. And just now, we don't have money to go out and buy another one!

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/5/2009 12:16:20 PM   
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you're mouse comes alive again. but now it's really alive and has opinions and makes decisions about what web pages to see.

I wish I had a banana cream pie.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/5/2009 12:42:46 PM   
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*Poof* you have a banana cream pie...but, someone who just watched the Three Stooges hits you in the face with it.

I wish I could eat more healthy...I eat too much junk.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/6/2009 12:33:08 PM   
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poof...you marry a guy who's in the very strict branch of Seventh Day Adventists. Now you can't have meat or coffee or anything unhealthy.

I wish I could fly.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/6/2009 3:32:56 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: still4gvn
poof...you marry a guy who's in the very strict branch of Seventh Day Adventists. Now you can't have meat or coffee or anything unhealthy.

Yikes...I'd have to run away.

I wish I could fly.

*Poof* you can fly...but, then you grow feathers and your hubbby get scared and leaves you.

I wish I could have ONE day that was totally peaceful.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/6/2009 5:19:05 PM   
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*Poof* you get your wish, a quiet, peaceful day in isolation on death row. Bad thing is your attorney called and the stay is off and you're ordering your last meal. Did I mention that you are innocent of your crimes?

I wish to be debt free...

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/7/2009 7:01:55 PM   
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*Poof* you're debt free...but, then your house burns down with everything you own in it. (And you forgot to make your home-owner's insurance payment.)

I wish someone would go to the dentist for me tomorrow...I don't want to goooo

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/9/2009 5:23:27 AM   
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POOF! Someone else went to the dentist for you. Now that person has nice pearly whites and you have a toothache.

I wish that when I weigh myself later today, I will have reached my goal--it has at very long last become a possibility!

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/9/2009 12:07:06 PM   
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*Poof*...you reach your weight goal! But, then your hair begins to fall out. (It's always something, isn't it? lol)

I wish I had the nerve to buy a bus ticket to Florida and run away from the stress here. (Plus, laying on a sunny beach wouldn't hurt either.)

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/9/2009 5:01:31 PM   
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poof...you run away to Florida, but spend your whole vacation on the phone with your kids because you feel guilty.

Well, dh is away for 10 days again caring for his brother (who's doing well). I wish that I get a lot of chores done while he's gone.

BTW, monster boy is turning into a little angel, which is why I haven't had any wishes about him lately. Only an occasional lapse, like the teacher wanted him to write 3 words that begin with "f"...
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/9/2009 11:19:40 PM   
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I wonder what words he wrote that begin with "f"....

Well, dh is away for 10 days again caring for his brother (who's doing well). I wish that I get a lot of chores done while he's gone.

You get a lot of chores done while he's gone...but, then your friends come over to keep you company while your husband's gone. They decide to throw a party and trash your whole house an hour before your husband's due home.

I wish I could find the time to go out somewhere fun this weekend.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/10/2009 12:06:54 PM   
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poof...you get the time and go to a party but cat gets angry and shreds the furniture and knocks over the lamps.

I wish I was at my friend's place in Florida.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/10/2009 7:00:02 PM   
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*Poof* you're at your friend's place in Florida. Your friend made some moon-shine as a little hobby. She says "Just try one sip". Three days later you wake up in Ohio and don't know how you got there.

I wish I had a camera to take pretty pictures of the fall leaves...but, my camera broke.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/11/2009 8:27:48 AM   
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*Poof* A neighbor lets you borrow their camera. Though as you are out getting some fabulous shots, a squirrel quickly runs over and in a flash has snatched the camera out of your hands and taken it high up a tree to its nest.


I wish knew where to take my vehicle to get the little crack fixed on the windshield I got recently.

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