Ah, rstrats—ever the hermeneutical hair-splitter, wielding logic like a scalpel but missing the resurrection like a blindfolded surgeon. Let’s roll up the sleeves and set the record straight with scripture, not semantics.
re: “he saw and believed”
You’re clinging to Mary’s mistaken assumption like it’s gospel, but John’s own words say otherwise. Verse 8 doesn’t say “he saw and agreed with Mary.” It says “he believed.” Belief implies faith, not merely accepting a theft theory.
And yes, verse 9 says they didn’t yet understand the Scriptures—not that they didn’t understand the resurrection happened. They saw the stone rolled, the grave clothes untouched, and the body missing—and something clicked for John. Faith sparked, even if full understanding would come later. That’s the pattern in Scripture: faith precedes full comprehension.
re: “After eight days” and your calendar riddle
You ask, “What is one day from Sunday?” Easy: Monday. “After one day” from Sunday? Tuesday. So “after eight days” using standard Jewish inclusive reckoning? The next Sunday. This isn’t quantum math—it’s just how time was counted then. The same method that makes “three days and three nights” work from Friday to Sunday. Keep it consistent or throw the whole resurrection timeline out.
re: “At the earliest it would have been the second day of the week.”
False. Unless the Holy Spirit needed to check a Roman desk calendar before inspiring John, “after eight days” from the first appearance on resurrection Sunday places us right back on—you guessed it—Sunday. The Lord shows up on the same day again. Not a coincidence. A pattern.
re: “Nowhere in the verse is the first day of the week mentioned.” (Revelation 1:10)
Correct—and yet irrelevant. “The Lord’s Day” doesn’t need to be labeled “Sunday” there, because by the time John wrote Revelation, the first day of the week was already known among the churches as the Lord’s Day. Why? Because that’s when Jesus rose, and that’s when He kept showing up (John 20:1, 19, 26; Acts 20:7; 1 Cor. 16:2). Tradition didn’t create it—resurrection power did.
You’re fishing for loopholes when the tomb’s already empty.
Instead of asking what day it is, ask what side of the resurrection you’re standing on.
Because resurrection doesn’t just change calendars—it changes hearts.
And that is the point.