What did one hat say to another hat?
You stay here. I’ll go on a head.
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oof! A dad joke without the dad, is just a bad joke.
Thank you! I’ll be here all week.
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I spent time with the Trappists at Mount Saint Bernard in Leicester. Late 70’s. When it became clear that my vocation was to be a husband and father, the Abbey Secretary said: ‘Our novitiate is a seedbed of good Catholic marriages!’ I greatly admire your spiritually and way of life.
Mount Saint Bernard joke:
We strictly observe the Rule of Silence. However, every Easter, the Novice Master permits one of his charges to say a few words about life in the Abbey. On one occasion it was the turn of Brother Matthew.
‘Well, Father,’ he said. ‘I think life in the Abbey is wonderful. The comradeship; the spirituality; and especially the food. It is simply gorgeous, by far the finest I have every tasted.’
The second occasion fell to Brother Mark:
‘Well, Father,’ he said. ‘I agree with everything that Brother Matthew said, except that he is totally wrong about the food. It is disgusting; truly hellish; by far the very worst it has ever been my misfortune to endure!’
The third occasion fell to Brother Luke:
‘Well, Father,’ he said. ‘I agree with everything that my brothers have said about our brotherly love, and our joyous spirituality. But I have to say, Father, that the one thing that really gets me down is this constant bickering over food!’
Blessings.
i just learned that Atheists are a non-prophet organization. 
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Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded?
Because people are dying to get in.
J.
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What the…
One of the reddit users said:
A better joke would be: Why are graveyards always overcrowded?
Because people are dying to get in!
But this one sounds weird..yeah I see why its the “Bad Joke of the Day” 
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& @Samuel_23
this is the better emoji, lol
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ok @SFsergio
do u have any bad creative joke…hehe
Definition of HISTORY, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools. 
Bro, had u been in my school, you would a club whose members had animosity with history.
What you said will be the slogan of that club 
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Personally, history fascinates me.
Which type?
Ancient ones, about Babylon etc, not the civic wars and independence ones.
It helps me to time travel, for instance, to ancient Egypt. I fancy, I’m a citizen of ancient Egypt, what would be my dress, language, culture etc..
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Steve Harvey got in an argument with his father.
It was a Family Fued.
why did tigger have his head in the toilet?
because he was looking for pooh
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I want to be a billionaire, just like my dad.
He also wants to be a billionaire.
Which breed of horse can jump higher than a house?
All breeds, houses don’t jump.
Studies by the Dairy Farmers Association have shown that talking to your cow while you milk them causes the cow to produce more milk. As one farmer said, “It goes in one ear and out the udder”.
People who tell others their feelings using tiny pictures are emojinal
You hear about the guy that got arrested for stealing toilet paper? The Judge let him off, SCOTT free.
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They don’t call them JOEks for nothing…
Question: Why didn’t Han Solo like his steak?
Answer: It was Chewie.
*Tap/click the blur for the answer.
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Question: Why did God give gorillas such big fingers?
Answer: Because he also gave them big noses.
Question: Did you hear the joke about the bed?
Answer: I haven’t made it up yet.
*Tap/click the blur for the answer.